Resignation report for my wife

I don't do it, I really don't do it.

After swallowing the last bag of "King Master" under the bed, I finally decided to resign after you bite my teeth.

In this age when the dog is still watching the master, I have no place to stand. Your Huanhuan sleeps very well. I lay a bed for it and put the only two meats in the freezer on its plate so that it can be eaten as soon as it wakes up. Dear, don't worry, it's fat.

Fangfang BOSS, I know that you are gentle, even if you punch and kick me, you still show your sage. Diligent you often make me feel shameful. In the morning, you say that you eat at noon. At noon, you push the afternoon to eat. In the afternoon, you said that you will stay until the evening. At night, you personally cut an apple for me. You said You are losing weight in body sculpting.

My shirt is gone again. I found it in the nest of Huanhuan. For this reason, I added a row of deep teeth on my hand. I know that you will be very worried, but you can rest assured. Its teeth are fine.

Love is like an expired inferior rat poison. It has just begun to reveal a slight sweetness, so it is hard to wait to swallow it. At this time, the kind of survival is not enough, but the pain of being unable to die can only be deeply felt.

You asked me to press the fingerprint on the marriage certificate. I listened with joy and joy, like Yang Bailu, carefully pressed the perfect and most artistic handprint of my life. I tried to press it very round, just like a big end, my life is like this. When I am finished, I am not conscious.

At the moment I picked up the marriage certificate, I felt it was heavy, but I was already covered by some kind of light at that time, I don’t know if this is my life imprisonment notice. I remember that I laughed very happily at the time, and you are no exception. Your laughter reveals an indescribable pleasure. After a few months, I learned a word---exile.

Love is a ridiculous island. I am trapped on the island and I am eager to save the beautiful Snow White. The fairy tale often begins like this. I set up the tent and slept in my stomach, hoping that my princess would come at any time, then she gently walked over to me and woke me up. Finally, when you come, my fairy tale will end.

The weather forecast said that there was a storm tonight, I didn't believe it, because I saw you, and the sunshine charm that you brought. In order to welcome you to BOSS, I dumped all my dry food and cut down the desert island. The only remaining trees will let you barbecue, and then you will leave the wooden raft that I spent more than three weeks to leave. When you leave, you say that you will pick me up tomorrow, my heart is hot, with my body The clothes and the only tent have a sail for you.

The moment you left, the sky became gloomy, like a thick ink that could not be stirred up, the weather forecast was right, the storm, came.

From time to time next door came the laughter of your ramie, clear and audible, you won again, my heart was sour.

I finally decided to resign. I want to stay away from this desert island. I have the food I bought in the freezer. It doesn't matter if I lose weight. Don't toss myself too much.

Ok, it’s here, it’s very late, I won’t go out, Wang’s grandfather will lock the door. You don't have to worry about me, even if I am penniless, even if I am determined to sleep on the streets, even if I choose to wander.

Love you: tired

Late December 31, 2003

Attached: There are two apples in the freezer, dear BOSS, don't mind, because I really don't know where you put the money.