The latest Han Han classic quotations seven red light, illuminate my future

1. The most painful thing when you are swearing is that others will use your words to slap you back and forth, and the weight will increase a lot.

2. Our difference is that she asked me to smoke cigars from now on, saying that although I don't have the money to buy PRADA clothes, I can get cigars first.

3. Our room has no layout. This is mainly because there is no reason for the girl. The girl always likes to make the same thing. It is not the original. 4. The atmosphere is different. Don’t really think that he is the pride of the sky. The college students still enjoyed the fragrance ten years ago, but the batch is already a generation of arrogance.

5. One night, after I got drunk, I asked Lei how to kiss a girl. Lei didn’t talk for a long time. I thought he was asleep, but Lei’s answer finally came and said, “Come, let’s together. Silence, and then say, "When you are silent, close your eyes," and say "When you are silent, you are beautiful. Can I see it later?" Then you can. This move has a psychologically suggestive approach to kissing, and later became a trick for me to knock on the mountain and try it out, and I tried it a lot. Unfortunately, it was not with my first girlfriend, this is a postscript.

6. The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and the clouds are piled up like this. The first person said something and was heard by the second person. He said with him that the third person objected at this time, and the fourth person saw that when there were two people and only one person, they followed the two people. . It can be seen that the party with many people does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many of them are directed at the people there.

7. The most ridiculous thing I have said in my life is that the quilt doesn't have to be stacked - it was supposed to be asleep - but this is the first one to be refuted. Understand, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

8. I feel that I am the most intelligent person in the world. Because some doctors actually don’t have much progress, they just learned how to write a word that people can understand.

9. If the current era can produce all-round talent, then it is the luck of jiaoyu and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of the people, but unfortunately, so we have to take away the "king" under the "full" character. What the times need is talent.

10. Now the problem with jiaoyu is that no one will hang out to take a shower, but too many people are taking a bath in a cotton jacket.

11. The trend can only wait for it to be chased. This is a reason to wait for the train at the train station. If you stay on the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that has just been driven, our generals cannot catch up. .

12.zg looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, there is no such thing as a big story. It is like an ancient woman who is accustomed to a small foot. When she hits a normal foot, she is called a "bigfoot". Zg people are used to "small words". When they encounter normal words, they are of course called "big." The words are gone. Those who dare to speak big can't get off the stage, scaring the future generations from turning a big word into not talking.

13. I become a phenomenon, failing in ideology and morality is better than not thinking.

14. To hate a person for four years is more powerful than to like a person for four years. Like just a kind of inertia, hate but need to constantly spur yourself.

15. I don't like to be trapped, I often violate the rules of the class. The class teacher often punishes me for copying the class schedule 20 times. I have to hold three pens together. I often say to people that my good hand is so practiced.

16. There are very few beautiful women on the street, because this year, the beauty of the last bed is more than the beauty of the street every day. All the girls, slightly beautiful, are standing in the hotel; very beautiful, all sleeping in the hotel; very attractive, are lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

17. Zhouzhuang’s gate is full of various buses, which shows that ZF in China is very concerned about improving gy’s artistic accomplishment.

18. It is abhorrent to occupy the pits. In fact, the most hateful thing is that after the pull is finished, it still needs to occupy the pit.

14. After a man loses his love, he either commits suicide or loves one more time, and the second time he asks for an object is often close to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, the same thing eats incense and is suddenly robbed. Naturally, we must try our best to find similar tastes - this logic only applies to women who betray or pursue their failures. If the two have no feelings for each other, there is no such "shadow love". The more you eat the more stinky things, you don't have to eat them again.

19. Fame is like the hair in the back of the head, I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

20. Mathematical and linguistic Chinese is all very good, music and sports computers are zero, even if it is not booting, I am still a top student. But if my music and sports computer is so good, Portuguese is like a mother tongue, but mathematics English and chemistry are all failing. I am also a poor student.

21. An adult over the age of 18 does not know what his future ideals are and what he likes. It is really a failure of jiaoyu.

22. Mathematics is to do, keep doing it, and when you take the exam, you will find that all the questions on the test paper have been done, just fine.

23. I like to play when I go to school. Some people ridiculed me that I can't play the national team if I play again. It's better to play Ronaldo. What is the meaning of kicking. No kicks allowed.

Well, if you like to drive, I told you that you can't drive to drive the McLaren team. It's faster and faster than Schumacher. What is the meaning of driving, the driver's license is confiscated.

24. The words of love are largely for your own face. For example, the school feels that it looks good and has a face, and the office feels like looking for a rich face. In fact, love is all face.

25. In the fight against SARS, some airlines have introduced discounts for teachers and medical staff to make a 40% discount on tickets. This is very confusing. It feels like the nurse is not enough to use the young female teacher to go all the way. However, I really can't see what the teacher has to do with "SARS" in addition to teaching everyone to wash their hands. Then, can I be a cleaner who can get a 60% discount on a plane?

26. The article is a thing that is fluent in sentences, and there are not many typos to affect reading. There is no standard for judging. I just took a piece of Zhu Ziqing’s article and handed it over. No teacher would feel that his students’ writing was good enough to have a good name, and they would still make a lot of changes.

27. One year, the school forced an extra 100 yuan when paying tuition fees. The reason was that the loan to the parents was used for the construction of jiaoyu. As for the repayment, it was not only indefinite, but also interest-free. Anyone who was borrowed anyway at the end of the day did not know what the money had built.

28. Language, there are two "secrets": one is not to read a language instrument; the second is not to be an instrument.

29, I read books have my principles, I do not like language documents, composition classes, because I hate these things to earn people's money and kill people's personality and creativity. I prefer Wang Hao, this kid is very smart and very sincere. My writing characteristics are more like Qian Zhongshu's Besieged City, because I really appreciate that he is deeply and unobtrusive.

30. The student sent me a test paper. There is a question in the article that uses my article for analysis. I asked my article to be selected from the following competition: A: The first new concept essay contest in the country; B. The first national new concept essay Contest; C: The new concept of the first national essay contest. What do you mean by this! What is the purpose of the exam? Our language jiaoyu is really great!

31. My novel's protagonist basically didn't do anything, so he was so confused. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

32. Mathematics, I think I will be enough if I go to the second day. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive the development, the more mediocrable. To say that a person learns advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think that logical ability is something that is born with it, not something that is cultivated. The ancients did not learn advanced mathematics. Is there no logic ability?

33, seven red light, illuminate my future.

34. I think that more and more celebrities are coming to perform and condolences, and I should leave.

35. I am a piece of Shanghai big gold. I will let many people reflect on themselves.

36. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am particularly disgusted with the modeled personality, I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd, I can't write things like "Ah, our glorious bridge."

37. After the suspension of school, the arrangement is well-founded. In May, the "Three-door" was published in Shanghai, and the same age people signed up to sell books. In the summer vacation, several companions went to Tibet... At the end of the last few months, they locked themselves at home. Put a year of experience into the pen.

38. When a nervous person speaks, he does not forget the content, but forgets the transition. He does not know what he is talking about. Two sentences with no causal relationship can actually be strung together with "so".

39. The family is like a mountain. Both sides must work hard to climb up, and the top of the mountain can only stand alone. It is more important to say that the home is like a mountain. Once the two tigers are facing each other, they must fight against each other. Usually men use disputes other than academics to resolve disputes, so most women behind a failed woman will have a successful man.

40. The problem involves money, and the life span of love is different. I can often see a ugly man holding a beautiful woman.

41. We have reason to believe that love built on love is short-lived, because love itself is short-lived; and love built on money is forever, because money is forever.

42. Shanghai's beautiful women walked on the street and never looked squinted. They only looked at the front proudly, and wearing the road was no exception. The men in Shanghai did not look at them and tried to search for beautiful women. The muscles on their faces have been trained to be free. The brain controls and acts independently. When you see a beautiful woman, you will laugh, because of such concern, so in Shanghai, I only heard the car hit the old woman, and I heard that the car hit the beautiful woman.

43. The city is like a woman. During the day, we only see the face of a large powder. When we reach the night, we can see her face after makeup removal. That is the most real.

44. The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and the clouds are piled up like this. The first person said something and was heard by the second person. He said with him that the third person objected at this time, and the fourth person saw that when there were two people and only one person, they followed the two people. . It can be seen that the party with many people does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many of them are directed at the people there.

45. The most confusing thing I have said in my life is that the quilt does not stack - it is meant to be asleep - but this is the first one to be refuted. Understand, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

46. ​​The trend can only wait for it to be chased. This is a reason to wait for the train at the train station. If you stay on the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that has just been driven, our generals cannot catch up. .

47. It is more powerful to hate a person for four years than to like a person for four years. Like just a kind of inertia, hate but need to constantly spur yourself.

48. Han Han: "A bunch of people who have no achievements actually blame a world champion for the jiaoyu model, which is zg logic."

49. What altars are also altars at the end, and what circles are wreaths at the end.


50. Most of the modern poetry is to split a third-rate prose into one line, and the so-called master or pioneer is to confuse the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose into a single line.

51. As long as you don't want to face, you can write dozens of modern poems a day.


52. The so-called stress, learning hardship, and small quotas are all things for ordinary people. People who have the right to have money have never said anything wrong with jiaoyu, because this is something they can't understand.

53. We mainly come to you to study, the words are nice, but what are you doing at school?

54. The ancestors are also very pitiful, quoting a lot of their words, many times not because they respect them, but they happen to be the same as they think, use these words to refute or criticize a person who is different from what they think. .

55. There is a big difference between owing money and owing people. For example, if someone owes you a sum of money and drags on for a long time, you have already been disappointed. At this time, the person suddenly pays back, and you will feel that it is like a foreign wealth, not your money, and then spends it; If someone else owes you a love, it will not be returned for a long time. When the person still loves you, you will cherish this feeling.

56. For men, the most sad thing is that two men and one woman are on the way, so the interior will never be united.

57. The beauty of a girl who is not beautiful is actually higher than that of a beautiful girl, because a beautiful girl can't help but look at it for a while when she is spoiled, and then it is worthwhile to vote in the heart; the girl who is not beautiful is spoiled. It is like the writing style of Western writers who have been learned by Chinese literati. There is always a feeling of being out of shape; seeing them spoiled, there will be a sense of guilt, so the men will be too busy to agree to stop them from being spoiled.