In 2019, 88 sentences of Han Han classic quotations! 88 classics reflect the talent of the talent!

In 2019, 88 sentences of Han Han classic quotations! 88 classics reflect the talent of the talent!

1. I have been glad that I have not gone to college until now, and I think the college entrance examination must be reformed. I will continue to spare no effort to say bad things about college entrance examinations and universities. I said a long time ago that today's universities are like prostitutes. As long as they have money, all the universities in the country are arranged in a row, just like you, which one to go on, willing to spend more money or even a few together. .

2. The essay's view is that composition is a silly thing. The college entrance examination essay is definitely a collection of all the big fools. Our essay is about cultivating dog slaves, not true temperament.

3. There is no pre-existing love or stealing food in the world. No matter what age, as long as the two sides like it, willingly, any feelings or sexual acts are natural human rights, which is the greatest human right and cannot be prevented by others.

4. Liu Xiang, actually someone thinks he should be modest. Already a world record holder, if you have to say it there, you can't do it, I can't run it. Some people may feel comfortable in their hearts, but such modesty is actually a greater insult to others. This is not enough, then you are all disabled.

5. The literary world is a fart, no one is forced to force it. Some predecessors should seriously write something, not to be both violent and violent. In fact, the heart is still more turbulent than the young people. Don’t try to do something to pretend what the altar is, what altar is the last altar, what is the last to the end. They are also wreaths.

6. The so-called foot pain kicks, headache kicks, another foreign aid in the domestic league, the eyes are kicked. It is indeed not very civilized. The international community’s impression of the zg team is a group of cockroaches that kick the coconuts at the virgin forest.

7. I saw an advertisement on TV a few years ago. The idea is that on the bus, an old man is downcast, and people ask, what happened to you. The old man said that I got cancer. The ticket seller in the car said, nothing, I got cancer a few years ago, I was treated in a hospital in front of a station, now it’s alright. The driver went on to say, yes, my cancer is cured there. Then the passengers of a car said that our cancer was cured there.

8. The so-called foot pain kicks, headache kicks, another foreign aid in the domestic league, the eyes have been kicked. It is indeed not very civilized. The international community’s impression of the zg team is a group of cockroaches that kick the coconuts at the virgin forest.
9. Shanghai is nothing bad. It is similar to other cities. The law and order is very good. After years of development, it has finally derailed in the country and is in line with international standards. Of course, the only thing that is connected is the price.

10. I used to hear that I have to go to Beijing to do art culture. I have been cheating for a few years. Maybe the sandstorm has blocked my nostrils and I have not smelled any cultural atmosphere.

11. No matter how vulgar after the 80s, how naive, how poorly written, the literary world of the future belongs to them, because they have to live longer, others are dead, and they are still alive. These people should be even higher, and a writer must be more high. Why do the writers now write things, whether they are written after the 80s, 70s, and 60s, there is no Liang Shiqiu and Lu Xun who wrote well, because they are more embarrassed, and no one is tall.

12. Entering the entertainment circle is not a long handsome, you don't think that the entertainment circle is so strange now? I think that the circle of writing things now is a circle more entertaining than the entertainment circle, and it is always noisy.

13. The success rate of a girl who is not beautiful is actually higher than that of a beautiful girl, because a beautiful girl can't help but look at it for a while when she is spoiled, and then it is worthwhile to vote in the heart; the girl who is not beautiful is spoiled. It is like the writing style of Western writers who have been learned by Chinese literati. There is always a feeling of being out of shape; seeing them spoiled, there will be a sense of guilt, so the men will be too busy to agree to stop them from being spoiled.

14. In fact, the most fearable man in the world is self-proclaimed not to be a female color. They just don’t meet the ideal female color. Once they meet, with the profoundness of the zg Chinese characters, the "not close female color" will soon become "Can not help female color", therefore, history subjects do not need to pursue Chinese characters is not created by Cangjie, in short, Chinese characters must be made by men, and is created by romantic men. In the eyes of the people, it is abhorrent to occupy the pits. In fact, the most hateful thing is that after the pull is finished, it still has to occupy the pit.

15. After the death of a spiritual person, the spirit does not die; the same kind of reason, after the rich man dies, the money does not die; Shen Wansan’s money attracts Chinese and foreign tourists, and the population density in the Shen Hall is to teach people the importance of planning for childbearing.

16. According to an ancient legend, when God created man, the first batch of people who had baked out had two heads, four hands and four legs, which are the male and female in today's biology, but God thinks they are too smart to put " The fire is a sneak peek and becomes what it is now, so the man has the instinct to search for the other half--the woman. Of course, there is no shortage of misplaced, that is, homosexuality.

17. It is not wise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.
18. Nowadays, in the romance TV series, there is such a line "We both eat together alone." In fact, from the perspective of formal logic, this is not true. What do they mean "individual"? But from the theological point of view, it becomes clear that two people can be spelled into one person in the true sense, so "individual." If a person eats, it is only half a person at best.

19. To draw such a law, step on the feet of zg people, can not say "sorry", to say "sorry", the victim will forgive you, visible foreign language is more valuable than Chinese. You said that a sorry can be matched with ten "sorry", which is consistent with the exchange rate of RMB against the US dollar. It is enough to prove the intimacy of language and economy. If you step on the feet of foreigners, don't worry, their toes and their wealth. As strong as it is, there is no one-step injury to the foot, and it is not allowed to have cancer on his sole.

20. There are very few beautiful women on the street, because this year, the beauty of the last bed is more than the beauty of the street every day. All the girls, slightly beautiful, are standing in the hotel; very beautiful, all sleeping in the hotel; very attractive, are lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few beautiful and refined, strolling through, extremely quiet.

21. After a man loses his love, he either commits suicide or loves one more time, and the second time he asks for an object is often similar to the first one. This kind of mentality is subtle. For example, the same thing eats incense and is suddenly robbed. Naturally, we must try our best to find similar tastes--this logic only applies to the betrayal of the woman or its unsuccessful pursuit. If the two have no feelings for each other, there is no such "shadow love". The more you eat the more stinky things, you don't have to eat them again.

22. Do beautiful girls have to be with the poor, the world is beautiful?

When they are young, they know that using their own capital to get a better life is understandable. The corruption of corrupt officials is the object of our accusation. If they are corrupted by corrupt officials, they will accelerate their exposure and be good for society. Men are the easiest to plant in this area.

In the final analysis, we can't ask smart beauty to be accompanied by a hard worker or a college student who doesn't go up. The story is complete. Ordinary us, we can't think that they are not good things because they see beautiful women and rich people together, or that they are good girls together with poor people. There is no connection between the two. Everyone has to control their own jealousy, because no matter who the beautiful girl is with, she is not with you. Therefore, we must bless them, it is no rain, no rain, shopping as much as we want.
23. Not all girls feel that cycling is romantic. Of course, if you get tired of the banquet, and the rich boyfriend and then swing the bicycle, it seems more romantic. We must understand that after the actress in the Korean drama Japanese drama finished the actor's bicycle in the beautiful country, they all opened the guest BMW back to the city, not riding a bicycle back. Of course, romantic we should call a bicycle.

24. Shanghai's beautiful women walked on the street and never looked squinted. They only looked at the front with pride. It was no exception to wear the road. The men in Shanghai did not look at them and tried to search for beautiful women. The muscles on their faces have been trained to be free. The brain controls and acts independently. When you see a beautiful woman, you will laugh, because of such concern, so in Shanghai, I only heard the car hit the old woman, and I heard that the car hit the beautiful woman.

It seems that the name is like the hair in the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

25. Men's picking girlfriends will never be as casual as buying food. No one in the world has brought together the face of Shih Tzu, the body of Monroe, the temperament of Lin, and the wisdom of Athena. No, the wisdom of Athena is unacceptable. Which girl has this kind of wisdom, all the tricks that men play are useless.

26. The so-called book is a book that was useless in July. The so-called book is a book that is used for all purposes. "

27. Teachers do not eat incense and tutors are very hot. It can be seen that asking for knowledge is like falling in love. If you drag a few dozens, it is low-lying, and one-on-one is precious. The precious things are of course expensive, tens of dollars an hour, basically a price with a prostitute. The same is to make money, teachers are much more powerful than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; while teachers give each other pain, but still collect money, this is the greatness of tutoring.

28. When we were driving with a group of young people, we felt that only the high speed made people wake up. At that time, we were involved in the literary world and read a lot of waste products, including countless famous works, and looked awkward. I often thought about things such as "Why should I live?", "What is the meaning of life?", thinking is decadent, except the street smokers see us. In addition to the spirit of anger, others saw us all face disgust. We felt that our world was finished. It is this virtue that the philosophical thing is much seen. There is no way. In the later period we began to feel the illusion of the world. In fact, because there is nothing to do, sleep more natural illusion. When a person spends more time in bed, he must feel that the world is not true. Prostitutes are also of a nature. We live like a prostitute, and nothing can leave the bed. Looking at the ceiling above, I feel that the world of Mom is finished, we are finished, and humanity is over. As for why it is over, the answer is: I don't know.

29. Failure in ideology and morality is better than no thought.

30. The national idol is the opponent of the game, and the idol of the middle school also said that he would sue me.

31. I am looking forward to having a person of equal strength to come to me.

32. You are in the rivers and lakes, but there is no legend in your rivers and lakes. This is also very bad.

33. In fact, the pressure of the college entrance examination is completely economic pressure. If the day before the college entrance examination, I suddenly tell you that your aunt is dead, but the aunt who sells the biscuits has hundreds of millions of inheritance. I think most people will The condescending attitude takes the test, and when you encounter a question such as asking you to analyze the words "actually" and "actually", except for the difference in strokes, there is a difference: the Lord does not test!
34. The highest level of rebellion can't be used for F4. It is obvious that everything is counter-productive. Even if the school advocates taking more stairs, it will be good for you.

35. If the foreign exchange reserves of all countries in the world are measured in renminbi, then we do not need to learn English, at least not to learn so hard.

36. The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and the clouds are piled up like this. The first person said something and was heard by the second person. He said with him that the third person objected at this time, and the fourth person saw that when there were two people and only one person, they followed the two people. . It can be seen that the party with many people does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many of them are directed at the people there.

37. The most confusing thing I have said in my life is that the quilt does not need to be stacked - it is meant to be asleep - but this is the first one to be refuted. Understand, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

38. If the present era can produce all-round talent, then it is the luck of the jiaoyu and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of the people, but unfortunately, so we have to take away the "king" under the "full" character. What the times need is talent.

Now the problem with jiaoyu is that no one will leave the bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath in a cotton jacket.

39. The trend can only wait for it to be chased. This is a reason to wait for the train at the train station. If you stay on the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that has just been driven, our generals cannot catch up. .

40.zg looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, there is no such thing as a big story. It is like an ancient woman who is accustomed to a small foot. When she hits a normal foot, she is called a "big foot". Zg people are used to "small words." When it comes to normal, it is of course called "big." The words are gone. Those who dare to speak big can't get off the stage, scaring the future generations from turning a big word into not talking.

41. It is more powerful to hate a person for four years than to like a person for four years. Like just a kind of inertia, hate but need to constantly spur yourself.

42. I don't like to be trapped, I often violate the rules of the class. The class teacher often punishes me for copying the class schedule 20 times. I have to hold three pens together. I often say to people that my good hand is so practiced.

43. Mathematical physics and physics Chinese is all very good, music and sports computers are zero, even the boot will not, I am still a top student. But if my music and sports computer is so good, Portuguese is like a mother tongue, but mathematics English and chemistry are all failing. I am also a poor student.

44. Language, there are two "secrets": one is not to read the language documents; the second is not to see the papers, I have the principle of reading books, I do not like language documents, composition classes, because I hate these things to earn people's money and kill Human personality and creativity. I prefer Wang Hao, this kid is very smart and very sincere. My writing characteristics are more like Qian Zhongshu's Besieged City, because I really appreciate that he is deeply and unobtrusive.

The protagonist of my novel basically didn't do anything, so I was so confused. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

45. Mathematics, I think I will be enough if I go to the second day. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive the development, the more mediocrable. To say that a person learns advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think that logical ability is something that is born with it, not something that is cultivated. The ancients did not learn advanced mathematics. Is there no logic ability?

46. ​​We have reason to believe that love built on love is short-lived, because love itself is short-lived; and love built on money is forever, because money is forever.

47. Answering questions; no problem can be solved in twenty sentences; no matter what is finally brought to the field of research, even if it is a problem like cockroaches; like to interrupt others, do not like others to interrupt His words; say no matter what is divided into several aspects, even if it is a truth; be sure to affirm the same thing; ask them if they answer half of the answer to the question What do they remember? They are too fat; they are too fat; they must wave when they speak; when they are forced to do nothing, they always experience the Cultural Revolution as a stronger capital than others, but they cannot explain why academic authority like him does not Being knocked down; being knocked down must let people know that they have been knocked down; summative words can be found in books written by dead people.

48. Dedicated to all the people who are proud of the spring breeze or the autumn wind, very ordinary, but you must firmly believe in yourself: I am gold, I want to shine.

49. By this year, I found that I have been in the blink of an eye for four years, and I have nothing to say in the preface, because everything I want to say is in the text, but I still like me or hate me for four years, I think It is not easy. Four years of attachment is a great attachment, especially when I hate a person for four years. I feel more powerful than I like a person for four years. Like just a kind of inertia, hate but need to constantly spur yourself. Anyway, I thank you all for being quiet or flying with me.

I found that I like to sigh in the book "How many years have passed?" Because I have a new discovery, the past of time is really fast. In the three years I participated in the car and the two years I prepared before, in my memory is just a process of desperately trying to run forward. All that can be called a process is short-lived.
50. I really don't like being photographed by people. I like to shoot myself, but I don't like to shoot myself. Although I know myself, I don’t always look good, or I’m just awkward, or serious.

51. I remember once, once a reporter asked me, how do you understand "tolerance and life". I squatted for half an hour. Today’s interview said that it was screwed up and began to circle. It took about half an hour to circle. He suddenly looked at me with deep affection and said that you are really like Xu Jinglei. I almost squirted his face in the water. He continued to recall that he had an interview with Xu Jinglei in 1999. At that time, he felt that he could not communicate. He was completely a world of two people. I think, how can you even be 25-year-old Xu Jinglei?

52. Zheng Yuanjie said that he had to write a guest for 20 years and had hundreds of millions of hits. This ambition is very ambitious and difficult. It needs to cooperate in many aspects. In 20 years, even if Zheng Yuanjie is in, Sina is not necessarily alive.

53. For a while, I felt that if I learned a musical instrument, it would be so powerful that I could sing while playing. Unfortunately, I made a difference, my brain cramps and economic constraints, I chose a harmonica. After learning it for a long time, I couldn’t find it. Singing while blowing, I was depressed.

54. A good friend of a piano bomb said, teach me to play the piano, I said forget it. Friends say it doesn't matter, you can forcibly remember one or two songs, such as two tigers and two butterflies. I think about it, I think it's still a problem, one thing, it's boring to know a little, or just make an appearance. The kind of rest that everyone else has to rest, or to watch other strong people. If you spend half a day, let people know that I will play the piano, but only play four animals, it is too embarrassing.

55. We must admit that there are certain things, some areas, that are not suitable for ourselves, and that there must be a modest admittance character of "wife, and the demon king coming out to see God."

56. What I personally like is a movie that says an emotion, even if it is small. Some big directors are self-reliant, and old attempts to explore profound philosophical issues in the film, what fate and trust, but also to all mankind, and even to ancient times. In fact, human problems are different from person to person. There is superficiality in this world, but there is no deepness.

You think he is like this. As a result, he is like that. You feel that you are like that. As a result, you are not like that. In this way, life is a bit different, but there is no change. You are still so small, you have not forgotten the appearance of others, and the results are the same.

I wonder if our big director is not in love for a long time, and I have not been touched many times. How can a person who has not been touched for many years shoot a film that touches others? Except for the actors in the film, "I was touched by you," I looked confused. Still no imagination.
57. The strange big talent Zhang Hongquan, the songs written are very nice, and the ugly ones are absolutely unpleasant. Some friends said that the voice of the cockroach was overwhelming. Another friend of mine said that Karen Mok’s voice is definitely excessive. Finally, these two over-sounding voices came together and sang a song reflecting the over-indulgence of urban men and women, the love of Hiroshima. The female voice is very difficult to sing. The male voice is very simple. I have not seen one who can sing a good girl voice. Just like the content of this lyric, the man's comfort, the woman's misery.

58. I have always felt that love and love are the same feelings, just as my father and sister are the same. There is no reason to feel that love is shallow and love is deep.

59. If you look at the fire from the other side, you may still feel warm. If you burn your enemy, it will be warmer. If the moth is on fire, the eight achievements are not good results, the target is fired, the fire is burned, the hair is blown up, and the fire is extinguished.

60. Love, this life, life and death is a death, life, this life, life and death have to live, these two things together, can only toss the half dead.

61. A friend around me said that this person is too angry. I think, for music, for literature, for movies, is it that people who are always jealous and do not do things themselves are popular, and those who are comfortable doing their own things are too angry?

62. The police are often captive bandits. For example, the bad guy is a wolf, the policeman is a sled dog, and the boss is the master. The law is the Beijing Pet Regulations, and the brackets are still drafts.

63. Good and evil are reported at the end of the day, retribution is all dead.

64. Before I recorded a stupid TV show, everyone had different opinions. The chicken was a mouthful. I also said a lot of words, but it may be too intense. When I edited it, I was cut off. So on the TV show, everyone thought that I was cool, didn't talk, let the wind and rain hit, but it wasn't like this. After a few times, I will understand that many words will be lost. If you say too much, you must be cut off a lot. So since then, a rule has been set, that is, only an interview is recorded. Before the recording, ask about the time of the other party's program. For example, if the program is half an hour, I will give you half an hour to let you cut. Unfortunately, it can be cut, sometimes even if you fill in other content. So I will not do any TV shows anymore.

65. The technology solidified for an instant, and the shutter solidified the dog's face.

66. Low-level fun is also fun, entertainment is always not easy.

67. Our director, I am happy.

Our scriptwriter can't be famous for writing death.

Our movie, the highest level.

Our audience, this is also the conduct.

Our employer, the income is basically zero.

Our people can never get rid of poverty.

68. There are two kinds of logic in the world, one is logic and the other is zg logic.

69. What altar is the last altar, and the circle is the last wreath.

70. Power is higher than your right to defend.
71. Most of modern poetry actually divides a third-rate prose into one sentence and one line, and the so-called master or pioneer is to confuse the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose into a single line.

72. The so-called pressure is high, learning is bitter, and the number of places is small. It is all about the people. People who have the right to have money have never said anything wrong with jiaoyu, because this is something they can't understand.

73. The current exam is like zg football. Often the parties have not worried about it, but others are worried about them. The hard work of this effort, the hard work that should not be hard work.

74. This kind of newspaper with a large circulation is no one to watch, and it is still forced to be subscribed to the top. The official is only looking at the toilet, and then the paper is saved a lot - but just right, the shit newspaper wipes the dog's butt. The door is right.

75. The article of female middle school students in the 1990s seems to be a stable, which is full of dark horse princes and endless childhood.

The typical one is not a representative of 10,000 people, but only one of the 10,000 people.

76. In the past few years, the key high school has become a madman.

77. The rules are actually pastimes after food and clothing, food and clothing can not be done, but also rules.

78. The Bible, Song of Solomon, says: If someone wants to exchange all of their family's property for the love of others, it must be despised. The Bible is obviously too sacred. In fact, the above situation should not only be despised, but should also be praised. What really deserves to be despised is that you want to exchange your love for all the other people.
79. A doctor may not be a medical scientist for a lifetime, but entering a hospital means that you are a calligrapher.

80. Put this lie as if it were drawn with a compass.

81. Has not yet become a more sensitive heart than Zhang Heng.

82. Any woman who is in love with love, either does not marry in her life, or marries quickly.

83. I have been here for a while and I am responsible for writing something like the pure love of the campus. The old gun is doing a Yu Qiuyu. Therefore, the old guns have no pain to add, and when they rewrite the things of Qiong Yao, they all become like this:

84. The pirated thing is good, can put together people who are not a record company.

85. Everything will not be an accident, just a little more twists and turns. And those twists and turns make us miserable.

86. Xinhua Bookstore, where a brand is hanging all the year round, which reads: Recently, the new book - Dream of Red Mansions

87. There is a saying that "love is the best cosmetics for women", this is actually not true, love does not have this power, love is only to encourage women to buy the best cosmetics, nothing more.

88. Most of the family’s kitchens nowadays are like women’s toilets, and men’s never enter.