Feng Gong’s humorous sentence

1. "Love" is a very powerful word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "metamorphosis", and the lower part is taken from the "state" of "metamorphosis".

2, love, just say it out, because you will never know, tomorrow and accident, which will come first!

3, can not tie my heart, do not say that I am worried!

4. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

5, do not eat enough to lose weight?

6, not you don't laugh, a smile will fall!

7, you are not very white.

8. You are more confident than the pinch.

9. Why can't the men's football team even rush out of Asia? Just because there are eleven women on the field.

10, the man's words are like the teeth of the old lady, how many are true? !

11, nothing to find me, there is nothing to find me!

12, Lei Feng did a good job without leaving a name, but everything is recorded in the diary.

13. Laozi not only has a car, but also his own...

14, even if it is a trip, there are also the day when I met the shell. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

15. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. My words are finished!

16. Be happy when you are alive, because we have to die for a long time.

17. The harmonious society pays attention to calmness.

18, girls! How can there be so many white horses? Find a slap in the face, don't wait until one day you are robbed, leaving a bunch of scorpions...

19. Kill the panda, I am the national treasure!

20, yes! I want to be bigger than Pan Changjiang, with Chen Peisi than hairdressing, with Pavarottibi, and with Chinese President Bushby to speak Chinese! Oops, say dead him~~

21, all become butterflies, but also teasing and flying.

22, fell, climbed up and cried~~~

23, low-key! It is the show of the most cattle B! !

24, here is not to stay in the Lord, have their own place. I don’t want to stay in the house, and I go home to do housework.

25. The physical education teacher in the middle school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt on my class will punish her for standing upside down.

26, not confident, the reason why I do these things I want people to feel, the best of my film and television performances in the comics world, the best in the actor industry, the director of my screenwriter is the most skillful, the writers my comics The most funny thing to say. I have to play a comprehensive strength this year.

27, do not ask, the room is rented, and then fight to fight the children

28, you put on my leather robes and sit down is the Tibetan Mastiff.

29, your words, I do not even punctuation.

30. You are such a big turtle, what is your strength with my Pippi shrimp!

31, Who is the group, what do you say about the German and the two heads, I have any German art, I am nothing more than the disease often participate in the performance of the disease is all loaded. The head of the team last time my father was dying. I didn't go home. It wasn't my relatives. Two days ago, I sent two hundred dollars to a child who was out of school. The child is my nephew. In the first two days of the head of the team, the glass of your house was broken. That is the glass that I gave to you.

32, Shi Tai, you are the devil in my heart, the closer the poverty is to you, the farther away from the Buddha...

33. Nowadays, how many aristocratic blondes with bright eyes on the other side of the ocean crying and crying to take China's green card, and devote their energies to the arms of unmarried men in CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

34. If there are ten million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others. I will charge the rent once a day. Wow~~ Enrich!

35. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it is because there is sunshine behind you!

36, people are not smart, but also learn to be bald.

37, people never know who inadvertently told you after goodbye, then really no longer see.

38, please do not speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

39. In fact, I used to be taller, but I often took a shower and shrank.

40. In fact, many people in my life have this kind of mentality. Some psychologists work part-time, and engage in tour guides to sell their lunches. Old Chinese medicine amateurs pinch their feet. TV presenters have nothing to do with books. Yes~~~

41, my friend congratulates you! Ah, can you wear it? You see it is different, more than just chilling.

42. Let me count the stars with you. If you have low IQ, you will count the moon!

43. You don't have to pay much for electricity!

44, you wear my collar shirt, stand that is Yi Zhongtian; wearing my tunic suit, immediately become Feng Xiaogang; wearing my skin jacket, sprint champion Bolt; wearing my black vest, US President Obama! You wear my skin, movie actor Ge You; you wear my T-shirt, CCTV hosted the old Bi.

45, you have come out of a lineup of women's football team!

46, I hate myself, this little tree can't stay, the bird like you

47. I finished my bachelor's degree and finished my master's degree. After reading the doctoral my martyr.

48, I became a phoenix tree, and even the phoenix rushed me down, I don't believe it, I can't call you this house bird!

49. My dad said the most touching sentence: "Children, study hard. Dad used to play mahjong before playing 10 blocks. Now I am going to study for you and change to play one piece."

50. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

51. Why do I always feel unhappy, is it that when happiness comes knocking, I am not at home.

52. Why do the Irish tap dances so good, it is all frozen!

53. Comrades: Don't speculate on stocks, the risk is too great, or it is the safest to make tofu! It is tofu, and it is tofu brain, and it is soy bean, and it is stinky bean curd! Stable earning no loss!

54. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers and sisters. When I think about it, I have been streaking for more than 20 years!

55, I like you so much, do you like me to die?

56. We are prepared to squat and drink water.

57, iron cock will leave some rust, you are a stainless steel cock!

58. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat a whole meal in one place, but to have food all over the place.

59, where there is no grass in the world, why not look around. The original quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good.

60, the so-called beauty, three-point appearance seven-point dress; the so-called temperament, three-pointed Qi seven-point garlic; the so-called gentle, three-point tolerance to seven points repression.

61, you will never see my most lonely time, because when I can't see you is my most lonely time!

62, you look down on Feng Gong, I Feng Gong is engaged in art, the real art is priceless. If you pay for it, you want to think about it. How much does it cost to see it?

63, I can resist everything except temptation...

64, I said to Tianjin Xingang, driving a truck to pick you up!

65, Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain, did not bring soldiers! Why do I have to work experience?

66, the hand of the child, Fang Zhizi ugly, burst into tears, the child does not leave me.

67, I am sorry, let you laugh.

68. Cherish life – God still makes you alive, and there must be his arrangement.

69. It’s really a big deal here.

70, Chopard B, and the sorrow of Lao Tzu!

71. In the next few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned into ash. You pile up, I have a bunch, no one knows anyone, and all of them are sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

72. I used to talk. I thought it was a blind man.

73. If there is anything you can't do, you can't bear the children, you can't bear the wolf.

74. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet...

75. It’s disgusting to think that you can’t eat enough.

76, the next scorpion to be chopsticks, it is not alone!

77. I have never avenged this person. I usually report it on the spot.

78, I am so big dumplings, still worse you this garlic, stay!

79. I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

80. I am not a RMB. How can everyone like me?

81, I want to die you!

82, I admire myself too much, sometimes give myself a hoe when looking in the mirror!

83, choose 45 ° to look up on others, just blame others 135 ° looking down at you.

84, the most attractive person is "Master Kong" has thousands of people every day to soak him.