Huang Hong classic statement

Huang Hong classic statement

1, buy a new car just on the road to make people catch up; investment stocks did not earn a full destruction; to take a bath to make a good soap to stop the water; want to kiss the fake teeth to shave people's mouth.

2, the tabloid reporter specifically to edit the peach color news with you, today said that you have an affair, tomorrow will say that you are divorced, the day after tomorrow said that your third party can not be used for a few days, you are notorious!

3, hidden marriage You know that bite is not, that is, some stars secretly marry, do not want people to know. Grit your teeth, don’t say that you are getting married, you have three children at home, and you are posing as a single outside.

4, some people say, people, eyes are black, heart red, but the eyes are red, the heart is black.

5, life life you deceive me. Who said that the ugly wife is a home treasure, his wife is still beautiful.

6, people, sometimes with this car belt, gas is too much, sprinkled gas. Insufficient gas, cheering, so that you can have a good heart!

7, often in the rivers and lakes, how can not slash. Men don't learn bad, they are being shackled sooner or later.

8, in the past called the mother, now called Mummy, the past called the old man, now called the land, the past called damage, now called creativity.

9, my eyes with hooks, your eyes are charged, all the fish have been known, not afraid of the hook is afraid of discharge, the hook is hooked up, one discharge and one discharge.

10. To some extent, the female secretary can be the chairman's home!

11, you are really a German car "stupid", you have to move the mobile phone!

12, I said that you know that I am dry, you let me relax, every day I have a steering wheel, a seat belt, as long as a relaxation, surely red light, police a salute, how much I have to pay, I have to pay Relax me still.

13. How smart I am, I immediately planned a fake divorce with my wife. I can't bear the blood, I can't fight for the old king, I can't bear the wife, I can't change the room.

14, love at dusk, love the sunset, old love is more crazy. Young people fall in love too much, and our old people are straightforward, higher, faster, and stronger.

15. If you are married, you have to bite it. Try to get married and bite persimmons, flash marriage and bite, hide marriage, bite, divorce and bite pear.

16. You are finally in front of a friend and let me look up. In the past, I didn’t pull your hand on the street, hurting your self-esteem, pulling your hand, hurting my self-esteem. Every time I go to the streets with you, my friends say, saying that your mother is very young.

17, seeing the singer chasing away, fluttering to the body, a bit more mad than the girl, the person sent the nickname "chasing the star dog."

18, a person in the New Year is a little lonely to drink, put a few cups, it is equal to have a companion. Toasting the moon, I will be a three-person film.

19. It is said that the Spring Festival Gala is difficult to do, mainly because the director lacks skills, and each audience sends a foot basin to wash the feet. All the programs are guaranteed to be good.

20, I told you, don't worry. Hey, my friends, there is nothing wrong with pursuing beauty, but nothing can be done. If you want to toss over the head, you don't know whether it is a blessing or a curse.

21, the days are good, the heart is high. It’s a trick for the old lady to think of a trick. My wife flew to South Korea to go to the facelift, and she had to scythe, two words, and worry.

22, now this person, it is really strange, all day long, a stomach, you give him meat, he is too tasteful, you give him fish, he is thorny, you give him a bicycle, he also comes Qi, to treat this kind of person, he has to go to his taste, pull out his thorns, sprinkle his anger, and smash.

23, you called the middle of the night, the dog called for a night, you wake up this morning, the dog is all asleep.

24, spring sleep does not know, do not take a bath before going to bed. The sound of the night winds, smells stinky every day.

25, late, the car hit the wall, you know the turn; the stock rises up, you know that you bought it; you made a mistake and sentenced you to know that you have repented; the big nose flowed into your mouth, you think of it?

26, the rut forward, people want to look forward.

27. As for my wife, this image has a great contribution to the family and society. Since I hanged her photo, our community has not recruited thieves, and the family has not had trouble with the mouse. The mouse looks at this little eye and recognizes it. In our family, it is the Year of the Dragon or the Year of the Tiger. As long as you hang on her, you will always be the Year of the Rat.

28, useless, useless! Didn't you listen to people saying that it is not as good as a singer for three minutes, and the appearance fee is 300,000!

29, now it is really different, wash your feet and become fashionable, my grandmother's fashion is wrapped in feet, my mother's fashion is to put feet, to her generation, fashion is to wash the feet, to go up the feet are not long Not on the head.

30. Now this wife is really embarrassed. She is eating and drinking and talking about high-end. When she goes to the street, she buys things and I pay for it. My husband does not call her husband. I am paying the bill.

31. Animals are now more expensive than humans. Our neighbors raised a puppy and wore a pair of red pants a few days ago. I asked that, he said that this year is its birth year!

32, divorce is not a shame, the spirit will not sink, everything is about to pass, God horse is a cloud.

33. When cadres must first be upright, they should be sympathetic to the following, and they should not be proud when they rise.

34, the trick to this station, you look like this is someone outside, I look like this is a debt outside.

35. Listen to your wife’s words and have principles. You can’t listen to anything. The bad wife is the bomb around me, and the good wife is the bunker around me.

36. It is almost a matter of two people. Now it's a lot more classic, it turns out to be much more thrilling.