Han Qiaosheng classic quotation statement

Han Qiaosheng classic quotation statement

1. As the goalkeeper whistle, the game is over...

2, the smell of gunpowder on the field is very strong now, the two teams on the field you fight for me to grab, the coaches of the two teams are also jealous in the field.

3, I saw a defender, a team member, two legs, two players, four legs, three players, eight legs...

4, good! The striker volleyed with a kick and the ball went into the net! The score is still 1:1. When the ball flies to the goal, the referee's whistle rang. The ball counted, there was no offside, and the score became 2:0.

5, handball is not the same as football, it is entirely by hand rather than by foot.

6. Today, the temperature in Shenyang is 11 degrees, the humidity is 70%, the heat is 99%, and the stay can reach 100%... Now the heat has reached 200%!

7, AC Milan is like a computer, the memory is quite large, up to the Pentium II generation, but the operation is not fast, may be infected with the virus, it seems that the coach Zachcheroni needs an anti-virus hard drive!

8, Chinese athletes appeared, I saw her a gun dance like a dragon and water, tigers and tigers. Can not help but remind us of the Three Kingdoms era of Changshan Zhao Zilong, Meng Zhangfei, Guan Yu Guan Yunchang ... Guan Yu is the knife...

9. Athletes break the world record because the water cube is good because the water cube is high-tech water. After it is finished, it can be used for bathing. After the bath is over, you can mop the floor. If you have finished the mopping, you can use it...

10. This is a small Baltic country with a population of only 232. Their football registered population is more than 300...

11, every inch of turf is in a fierce battle...

12. If Phelps is an alien, then the American team is a group of aliens led by an alien from Phelps.

13. Dear viewers, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will give you a good old age...

14, the goalkeeper whistle! The goalkeeper whistled! Let's see if it is a penalty.

15. Players must strengthen physical and confrontational training in their usual training so that they can adapt to the intensity of the competition. Otherwise, they will fall like a tumbler...

16. There is no road on the football field. He used his own legs to find a way for himself! !

17. This game was not transmitted from Iran due to the satellite route. The signal was transmitted from Iran to Europe, then from Europe to the east coast of the United States, then to the west coast of the United States, and finally over the Atlantic coast from the west coast of the United States. to China.