Sun Dawu classic quotation statement

Sun Dawu classic quotation statement

1, life three gains: sinking in the air, bent down, raised his head. It is a sagacity of wisdom, a precipitation of reason, a sign of maturity; a bend down, that is, to be low-key and humble, to be able to bend and stretch; to lift your head, whether you are in adversity or in good times, you must maintain a kind of Optimistic and enterprising mentality.

2, on the kindergarten, lost the innocence; Shang Guoxiao, lost his childhood; in the country, lost happiness; went to high school, lost his mind; went to college, lost his pursuit; graduated, lost his profession; Work, lost the edge; love, lost the mind; mortgage, lost the second half; married, lost the passion; business, lost the bottom line; went abroad, lost the ancestors; Weibo, lost the luxury of privacy It is.

3. In today's society, the rules are a good railing, but as long as they have a bit of power, a little money, and a little friend relationship, there will almost always be "exceptions." The rules are only those who have no power, no money, no friends! Society is not a defeat, it is a defeat!

4, the wine bottle inside the political achievements, all anti-alcoholic are paper tigers; people do not bother me, I am not intoxicating; if people bother me, I will be intoxicating; there is no difficulty in wine, as long as you will appreciate the face. Who is our opponent and who is our drinker, this question is the primary issue of drinking. We are not only good at running an old meal, but we will also be good at organizing a new wine market. In order to have more alcohol, I dare to call my wife a day.

5, a person's life, can not be separated from friends. When gold intersects, the gold consumption is forgotten; when the power is intersected, the potential is inclined; when the power is intersected, the power is lost; the love is intersected, the love is lost; the ideals are intersected, and the peace is far. The pure tea, the person who understands the Tao, the wine of the passion, the friend who cares.

6. Leading cadres don't drink alcohol, there is no pride; middle-level cadres don't drink alcohol, there is no information at all; grassroots cadres don't drink alcohol, there is no hope at all; civilians don't drink alcohol, there is no happiness; men and women don't drink, chance There is no; brothers do not drink, there is no deep affection; celebration gatherings do not drink, there is no popularity. Drink, please drink Sun Jiajiu!

7. Why do Westerners live on April Fool's Day? It may be that they usually talk too much about the truth, and they need to talk about lies one day and relax! Do we need to tell the truth one day and set up a truth festival?

8, the city three people harm children, baby, study well, other fathers and mothers to do;, baby, remember not to lose; I tell you, then do not study hard, grow up, do not eat, do not come to me!

9. The so-called university: management of prisoning, quality drooling, Kiss openness, consumption of white-collar workers, class dreaming, generalization of skipping classes, dormitory Internet cafes, specialization of supplementary examinations, tuition aristocratization, papers Baidu, comprehensive myopia, Feeding the canteen, dreaming of job hunting, graduation and unemployment, employment and labor.

10. Experts say that the United States is fighting for oil in Iraq; according to this theory: the Vietnam War is for bananas; the Korean War is for kimchi; the Cuban is for cigars; the Afghanistan is for goats; the Mongolia is for small sheep; for Russia for vodka Playing Germany for beer; playing Japan for rice balls; if one day hits China, it must be for the party.

11, after the integrity of the head, it became pedantic; the temperament over the head, it became sleek; brave over the head, it became a reckless; overweight, it became a dull; alms over the head, it became婪; greed over the head, it becomes corruption; when you are over-the-head, you lack your mind; when you pass your head, you become weak; if you cross the head, you become overbearing; if you go too far, you will go astray. .

12, the country has three treasures: stand up, salute, teacher is good; middle school has three treasures: tutoring, staying up late, spelling college entrance examination; university has three treasures:, paste, and just fine; lies have three treasures: long, long, love to the old Korean drama has three treasures: car accident, cancer, and cure.

13. Life is always a joke, what are you looking forward to, what will be farther away from you; whoever you are attached, will be hurt the most. Don't be too obsessed with doing things, insist not to be too persistent; learn to let go, put down unrealistic expectations, and let go of the obstinacy without results; everything must be bearish, look away, see through, and everything is lost, the last second has passed; everything stays Do not live, the past will not turn back, only the happiness and happiness of the moment.

14. There are more than two hundred countries in the world we live in. 20 people who pay for their own money, 4 forbidding the Internet, 3 for the household registration system, 2 for the political class in the school, and only one for the industrialization of education, only one for the family, the foreigner and the foreigner. There is only one country in power, it is called "can't say" 唉...

15. The wise man smiles, the fool is frosty; the wise remembers the names of others, the fool wants the names to be remembered; the wise sees the minds of others, the fools express their needs; the wise are good at listening, the fools have no patience; the wise first agrees, the fool first Negation; the wise man let others gradually say "yes", the fool will cause more controversy; the wise will know to change, the fool is stubborn.

16, raising pigs without money, raising dogs with money. If you don't have money, eat wild vegetables at home, have money, eat wild vegetables at the hotel. If you don't have money, ride a bicycle on the road, have money, ride a bicycle in the living room. I want to get married without money, and I want to get divorced when I have money. There is no money to pretend to have money, and money to pretend that there is no money.

17. The peasant trains children and children in three sentences. Parents don’t have the skills. You have to rely on yourself. Children, do things beforehand, must not do things that hurt others. Children, don’t open handcuffs, it’s not good. Go home and have food.

18, please correct the wrong words: Qian Cheng Yuanda, the former rot, the attacking officer, the release of money, the people's political rot, the government rot, the alcohol test, the law enforcement against the people, the inspection feast, the people's million tax, the understanding of people Political and political committee members, hardworking and getting rich, starting from the white, looking at the money, fighting against corruption, being political, fishing forever, advancing with food, drinking blood...

19. Few people really understand what courage is. Not afraid not courage, it is some kind of brain damage. Courage is that although you feel scared, you can still face difficulties; although you feel pain, you can still face it directly. When you do this, you will find that defeating fear not only makes you stronger, but it also takes you a big step toward maturity.