Small Shenyang classic statement

Small Shenyang classic statement

1. I was also a seed of infatuation in the past, and it was raining... I drowned.

2, I am not only lucky, but also good foot oil!

3, more valuable than gold is honesty; more broad than the sea is tolerance; more noble than the mountains is moral.

4. I said that I was very cold, but my mother was very rare. My mom said that when I was young, I took me to the park. Many people around me asked my mother: "Big sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I am open. Now!

5. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables at the hotel...

6, this life has tears, I will find a prince riding a white horse in my next life.

7. The sun comes out to shine on the earth! Welcome everyone to see the show! To ask me which one is, the person sent the nickname Xiao Gong!

8. My principle is: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; if people commit me, I am angry!

9, handsome has a fart? If you are not doing it, you are not being eaten by the pawn!

10, my friends, they all said that I am embarrassed, but I am not at all embarrassed, do not believe that you are fine... not as good as it!

11. Life is like this: When the eyes are closed, the day passes, and the eyes are closed again.

12, take the road of others, let others have no way to go.

13. On the top of people, you must be a person; under people, you must be yourself.

14. The most painful thing in life is that people are dead and the money is not spent!

15. I am a person with identity. What is a person with identity? Is the person with the ID card!

16. You said that I am ugly, in fact, I told you that I am a very talented person. Why do you say this?

17. How many people despise me, how old are you?

18, the four major sorrows of life: long droughts and rains, one drop; the hometown is known, the creditor; the house is a candlelit night, next door; when the gold list is titled, dreaming.

19. On behalf of my bodyguard, Osama bin Laden, my secretary Annan, my servant Shui-bian, my pet Koizumi, thank my friends for holding me like this!

20, people can actually be short-lived, sometimes the same as sleeping, eyes closed, a glimpse, one day passed, oh, eyes closed, not stunned, this life has passed, 嚎

21, don't look at me as a metamorphosis, in fact, I am old!

22, I want to be happy to see the two people turn, want to worry about watching football, want to go to the dead to see Chinese football.

23, the little girl saw me happy, oh yeah, big brother, you look like the sea, but unfortunately, big brother, I am seasick, I want to vomit when I see the sea!

24, force me again, then force me to pretend to show you!