Internet funny inspirational quotes

1. Don't ask the old man. Ask the east to ask the west, and the hundred-degrees are much better than the old ones.

2. Male. People are cheating. Son, lucky woman. People are deceived by a man. People are unfortunately deceived by many men for a while.

3. The problem that Confucius can't solve is old. The child will solve it for you.

4. It is purely polite to smile at you.

5. We have to look ahead, don't miss out on some melons and bad dates. I don't know what is best.

6. Don't go around the world and abandon you. This world doesn't belong to you.

7. Youth is a crazy run, and then falls gorgeously.

8. Sputum is used to count banknotes, not to make sense.

9. The five words "Specially able to endure hardships", I thought about it, I did the first four. .

10. People like you can only live up to 2 episodes in a series. .

11. I wake up in the morning. I thought that I grew taller overnight, only to find that I was covered by a quilt.

12. People are really tired, so they are called humans.

13. Male. People are jealous, money problems; women. People are jealous, appearance problems; old. Sons are jealous, you have problems with your brain.

14. My life is not for me, but I want to destroy me and I will destroy the sky.

15. Reading is risky and admission is cautious.

16. Time is like a net, where are you scattered, where is your harvest.

17. Many girls have got Han Hong’s illness and have no Han Hong’s life.

18. No one can read a day without reading. If you don’t read a book for a week, you will get thicker. If you don’t study in January, you will lose your IQ to the pig.

19. People need a skin for the face and a cement for the pole.

20. Even if you want to cry again, you have to smile back to you: Go to your uncle.