2015 network funny inspirational quotes

1. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to 6!

2. Undressed, I am a beast, I am a cloaked animal when I put on my clothes!

3. What do I take to kill your lover...

4. Exercise your muscles and prevent convulsions!

5. The reason why angels fly is because they see themselves very lightly...

6. I want to fall in love, but it is already late...

7. The east side of the sunrise is raining in the west. The tutor is ruthless and I have love.

8. I love you! What is your business?

9. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing kung fu.

10. Hug is really a strange thing, so close by, but can't see each other's faces.

11. The most affliction in marriage is not conflict, but boredom.

12. Knowledge is not power, wisdom is.

13. Smart people should be happy---Those who think they are smart are often troubled.

14. The true gentleman is: to do things with the attitude of joining the WTO, to be a human being.

15. The woman always wants to change the man she likes, and when he really changes, she doesn't like him anymore.

16. When a beautiful woman goes to the place, she is dimmed---the little light is dip, but the loss is a big loss.

17. Freedom means choosing -- either to live meaningfully or to die with dignity.

18. There is a dead knot in life, and I figured it out, but it is --- hungry meal and tired to sleep.

19. The simpler the history of a nation is, the happier her people are. This is similar to the misfortune of the country, the greatness of the poet.

20. If you have Yan Ruyu in your book, can you understand it as well? If a woman wants to spend her life forever, it is better to read more books than to make up her face.

21. The stage of life is not pretending to say this - everyone will soon become the role he plays every day.

22. If the mask is worn for too long, it will grow on the face and then you want to remove it, unless you are hurting your skin.

23. When you work, you don't get distracted by money, but money will come faster.

24. In this world, I only believe in two people, one is me and the other is not you.

25. Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

26. I don’t know who my wife is in my bed, my wife doesn’t know who’s in bed ä Š!

27. Silence, retreat, rejection - the three best ways to attract men.

28. Do you think I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes!

29. Those who are willing to show their true colors will have a Zen heart and a certain strength. Therefore, the pseudonym is not as good as the real name.

30. According to the aesthetics of the pig, I am basically a handsome guy.

31. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face...

32. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes!

33. Married on August 8, 2008 ̃ A good idea.

34. It’s really creative and you have the courage to live!

35. Are the types of animals decreasing and the types of people increasing?

36. When you are not sleeping in class, you are drunk on the wine table.

37. After seeing me, you will suddenly find out that the original handsome can be so specific!

38. Since the two prostitutes claim to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now claim to be illiterate!

39. Get off the assembly line at midnight, or the princess will change back to Cinderella.

40. Take the name of the big milk and enjoy the treatment of the second wife!

41. It’s raining, don’t forget to take an umbrella, the wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!