Funny quotes

1. The girl cares about the happiness of the second half of life, and the boy is concerned with the happiness of the lower body...

2. "Don't let your rights fall asleep", this sentence is usually used in the night of the bridal chamber.

3. Only when there are long queues can you truly understand that we are "the descendants of the dragon."

4. Beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and lovely virgins, like ghosts, men are talking about it, but no one has ever seen it...

5. The man's face is his life resume, and the woman's face is her life income statement.

6. Enemies who are not afraid of tigers, are afraid of teammates like pigs!

7. I don't know who my wife is on the bed, my wife doesn't know who's on the bed!

8. When you put on a wedding dress for love, I also put on the monk’s jealousy...

9. We are arguing over whether the urine is excreted from the outside due to gravity. I am the one who disagrees. In order to prove that our views are correct, I stand upside down and show them to me...

10. The nickname / ID is called "I love XXX", and in the end it is often the majority of the breakup...

11. The worst character is to stare at an ugly girl for a long while, then sigh and say: "Rely, this dinosaur is doing! It is too real."

12. A woman is masturbating, so she becomes a Japanese!

13. You eat less sweet, I have diabetes!!

14. You finally lie down obediently because you are holding the banknotes I gave you...

15. Mom said: "If fate has caught your throat, you will marry the fate of J*B!"

16. Only women and English are sad, but only the wife and work are hard to find!!

17. What is cruel? Is a man, I interrupted him three legs; is a male dog, I interrupted it five legs!

18. The girl cares about the happiness of the second half of life, and the boy is concerned with the happiness of the lower body...

19. "Don't let your rights fall asleep", this sentence is usually used in the night of the bridal chamber.

20. Only when the long queues are long can we truly understand that we are “the descendants of the dragon”.

21. Beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and lovely virgins, like ghosts, men are talking about it, but no one has ever seen it...

22. The man's face is his life resume, and the woman's face is her life income statement.

23. Enemies who are not afraid of tigers, are afraid of teammates like pigs!

24. I don’t know who my wife is in my bed, my wife doesn’t know who’s in bed!

25. When you put on a wedding dress for love, I also put on the monk’s embarrassment...

26. We are arguing over whether or not urine is excreted due to gravity. I am the party that opposes it. In order to prove that our views are correct, I stand upside down and show them to me...

27. The nickname / ID is called "I love XXX", and in the end it is often the majority of the breakup...

28. The worst character is to stare at an ugly girl for a long while, then sigh and say: "Rely, this dinosaur is doing! It is too real."

29. A woman is masturbating, so she becomes a Japanese!

30. You eat less sweet, I have diabetes!!

31. You finally lie down obediently because you are holding me in your hand.

32. Shuai has a fart! In the end, it is not eaten by the pawn!

33. You are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth...

34. Not afraid of being used by others, I am afraid that you are useless.

35. How many people despise me, how old are you?

36. Life has never died since ancient times, and no one has used paper.

37. Don't you steam your head and fight for it?

38. The greatness of life, death is under the flowers!

39. The rich are finally married.

40. Nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationship.

41. As long as the girl dances well, can there be a corner to dig?

42. To mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be a bachelor!!

43. Most people only do three things in their lives: self-deception, deception, and being deceived.

44. Don't be lazy with me, I am too lazy to compare with you.

45. The money of others is something outside my body.

46. ​​Women who are pleasing to the self are pleasing to the poor!

47. It is gold, it will always be light; it is a mirror, it will always be reflective...

48. God gives you a pair of wings, you should be burnt...

49. Only women and English are sad, but only their wives and work are hard to find.

50. No matter how tall the woman is, the woman can only wet the land under her feet; the man is amazing, standing higher and urinating farther!

51. Will females eat males after mating and be cruel? But some women have swallowed countless descendants on their way to mating...

52. Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but will also laugh at a boy who is a virgin.

53. Professor Yang Zhenning told us that beauty is very important and old people need to be ~

54. The mouse calls the cat: Hello! The meal is OK! Go down to Missi! The cat moles stretch out the front paws and want to pull the mouse out. He stunned and stunned for the night, and the next day he continued to scream.

55. Marriage is like eating. You must definitely eat what you like. You can wait until the dishes are on the table. You can't help but look at other people's dishes first. ------ The best is not available.

56. When you are in conflict with people, take a step back in the sky; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back to the building.

57. Looking at the beauty on the street, the higher the point of view is to appreciate, the lower the point is the rogue.

58. I am lying on my back tonight, sitting up tomorrow morning, lying on my stomach tomorrow night, and supporting me... exercise, sometimes it is as simple as that.

59. I discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him from getting it; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to keep her satisfied.

60. Men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; the woman, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

61. You finally lie down obediently because you are holding the banknotes I gave you...

62. Mom said: "If fate has caught your throat, you will marry the fate of J*B!"

63. Only women and English are sad, only the wife and work are hard to find!!

64. The mouse calls the cat: Hello! The meal is OK! Go down to Missi! The cat moles stretch out the front paws and want to pull the mouse out. He stunned and stunned for the night, and the next day he continued to scream.

65. Marriage is like eating. You must definitely eat what you like. You can wait until the dishes are on the table. You can't help but look at other people's dishes first. ------ The best is not available.

66. I discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him from getting it; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to keep her satisfied.