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1. The stone tells us that the end of all true love is gone, and all the mashups are reunited at the end.

2. If you don't often encounter setbacks, this shows that what you are doing is not very innovative - Woody, Allen

3. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security? I can't find a condom.

4. When two people are together, more is not changing the other party, but accepting it, so to say that tolerance, if you think about changing, it is not life, it is war.

5. All problems are ultimately time issues, and all the troubles are actually troubles.

6. People never know who has inadvertently told you after goodbye that they really never see each other again.

7. A lot of things are between “not saying grievances” and “speaking about feelings”.

8. The road to success is always under construction.

9. Confucius said, no sleep at noon, collapse in the afternoon; Mencius, Confucius said right.

10. When the driver got off the bus, the tour guide said, "Please bring your valuables." He took my hand and said, "Go away, valuables."

11. I don't go to hell, who loves who.

12. The road you choose, you have to finish.

13. I am not worthy of you. You are not right or wrong. It was a misunderstanding.

14. 49. After the years, I sigh, the two teenagers: a stunning time, a gentle time.

15. It is forbidden to love a baby early, and love is early. [@叫我强哥]

16. Calling you 2B, the pencil will be upset! [@相关部]

17. Isn't the world iron buddy not seen as a world lover in the snickers by the rot women in the dark? [@愣___.]

18. If the marriage is the tomb of love, then the blind date is to see the feng shui for the grave, the confession is to dig the grave, the marriage is a sensation, the empathy is to move the grave, the third is the tomb. [@brandyball]

19. The doubling of wages, the easiest way to get a salary in 2 months. [@李大叔]

20. Hemingway once said: The world is very beautiful and worth fighting for! I only agree with the latter part. - David Finch "The Seven Deadly Sins" [@鸭梨报]

21. Now, a false alarm is used in addition to thinking that there are other places for pregnancy. [@白短弯]

22. People are worse than dogs, some are unresolved, and no one dares to save. [@exercise book]

23. Suddenly I felt that the word "the mess in the wind" was an unfair word, and it was only those thin people. "Then you talk about your wind and the shape of the mountain, what kind of wind can mess you up." Who can't say it, the sheep go crazy, everyone has to be messy. "........."[@骚老咩]

24. Hou Peiyu got married, but the groom is not Jay Chou. This tells us that we must be careful to say "explosion"![@摘句

25. I have never avenged this person. I usually report it on the spot.

26. Don't cry at my grave, it's dirty my way back.

27. The entire youth has been used to review youth and to use life as a whole to doubt life.

28. It is such a total, Zhang 按 press CTRL+C on the computer at home, and then press CTRL+V on the company's computer is definitely not acceptable. Even if the same article does not work. No, no expensive computer will work.

29. If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to pull the dung!

30. I thought you were just the number between 1 and 3. I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

31. I saw a comment in NetEase: I pointed to a pot of flowers and said faintly: grass. I pointed at the sky and said faintly: Japan.

32. 20 years old to see physical strength; 30 years old to see academic qualifications; 40 years old to see experience; 50 years old to see intelligence; 60 years old to see medical records; 70 years old to see the calendar; 80 years old to see the yellow calendar; 90 years old to see relics.

33. The most mysterious department in history: the relevant department; the most mysterious person in history: the insider; the most authoritative person in history: the brick house called the beast.

34. Choose 45° to look up on others, and then blame others for 135° looking down at you.

35. Even if it was a trip, there was a day when I met the clam shell.

36. "Love" is a very powerful word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "metamorphosis", and the lower part is taken from the "state" of "metamorphosis".

37. In the workplace, like Conan, there is a domineering where I can go wherever I go.

38. When a cannibal goes to work, the manager repeatedly confessed that he could not eat a colleague and promised. After a few days, I couldn’t help but stole a cleaner and was immediately discovered. The sentiment is: Don't eat people who really do things.

39. Li Bihua said: What is superfluous? Summer cotton jacket, winter fan, and your hospitality after I have been cold.

40. Forever young, always tender, never knowing how to be good, always tears.

41. Many times you are just a person's love object rather than a love object.

42. Mr. Qian Zhongshu had such an evaluation of Ms. Yang Lan, which was later regarded by sociologists as a model of ideal marriage: 1. I never thought about getting married before meeting her. 2, with her for so many years, never regretted her as a wife. 3, never thought about screening women.

43. You have enough four and five, and I have enough four and five, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.

44. I personally feel that I have to turn to "slow" on the Internet. The faster the information, the more I have to wait a few days for the facts to emerge. The first time human flesh, the first time to condemn, the first time tears, there is not much need .

45. My dad expressed his opinion on the fact that I was fat: without Han Hong’s life, I also got Han Hong’s illness.

46. ​​You come to me and believe that you will not go, you leave me when you have not been here. - We should treat fate and love like this.

47. You think that other people have a cow B. He doesn't necessarily think you are a cow B, but you have to think that someone else is stupid B. In his eyes, you are also a stupid B, so I think that cow B is like unrequited love, and silly B is two emotions. Yue.

48. "The biggest advantage of getting older is: things you can't get when you are young, now you don't want it."

49. All men in the world are liars. Women who are beautiful or not beautiful will be deceived. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar and lied to her for a lifetime. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and lied to her for a while.

50. The weakest place in people is reluctant. Reluctant to have a feeling of no longer brilliant, reluctant to a vanity, reluctant to applaud. We always think that the best days will be long and long, and we don't have to leave so soon. Just when our hearts are soft and lack of courage, the best days have passed away mercilessly.

51. I thought that I was a flower on the edge of the cliff. Later I learned that it was just a slag in the sea.

52. Now you are jealous of me because you still don't know me. When you understand me later, you will definitely hit me.

53. If you don't study for one day, no one can see it; if you don't study for a week, you will start to get rough; if you don't study in January, you will lose your IQ to the pig.

54. At present, there are four ways for women to succeed in China: First, learn English well and marry foreigners. Second, learn English well, study abroad, and marry foreigners. Third, learn English well, study abroad, learn to return to China, and marry foreigners. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, learn to return to China, work hard, marry foreigners.

55. Some people are as smart as the weather, and changeable; some people are stupid like a weather forecast, and it can't be seen in the sky.

56. The non-stop miss, easy to live up to, unconsciously strange.