The latest classic quotations of micro-fiction

1. The world-famous prophet was killed by his beloved woman. Before the death, the woman proudly said: "What prophet, you can count the world, but you can't count your life." The prophet is extremely sad. Tao: "At the moment I saw you, I already knew the ending, just at that moment.

2. The car is at the station. The radio rings: Please take your valuables and get off your car. He said to her: "Go, valuables."

3. Boys are better at marrying their wives than they were before marriage. A party friend laughed at him: "How do you get married so tired...?" He smiled and said: "A lot of boys want to chase her before marriage. Many boys will be good to her. I can only catch up with her better. There are fewer and fewer boys for her after marriage. I can only prevent her from being lost if she is better." What I did was to make her happy. After that, the friends present were silent.

4. A Peng, who came back early in business, is very late. When he just knocked on the door, he stopped and wanted to surprise his wife and try his wife's loyalty. He gently opened the security door with the key, held his breath and came to the door of the bedroom. There was a burst of man’s snoring. He lifted his foot and opened the door, only to see the wife who was awakened. She widened her eyes in horror, and the voice of the recorded Alpeng came from her wife’s cell phone.

5. Birthday party, drunk, man asked woman: "Why do you choose me?" The woman laughed: "Because you have money", the man is silent. After the wine wakes up, the woman has a recollection, and quickly asked the man: "Are you asking me a question last night?" The man nodded: "I asked why you chose me?" The woman asked: "How do I answer?" Laugh: "You said because you love me. Women are silent.

6. He told her to go to the movies together. She said yes, he said to her again: My girlfriend will come together tomorrow. She felt that her heart was a little bit faint, but she still said with a smile. The next day, she only saw him coming alone, so he asked: What about your girlfriend? He gently touched her head and smiled and said to her: Just in front of me!

7. After the marriage, the two couples quarreled. M: You are now cow. Female: You are a cow! Male: Where are you cows! Female: I dare not say me without my cow! Male: You are not my leader, why can't you say you!

8. It is said that it is from the NPC debate: "I would like to ask the second party to argue, do you have a girlfriend?" "This has nothing to do with today's debate." "Please answer my question positively." "... No." "Would you like to be my boyfriend?" "I am willing..." "I have no problem, thank you, Chairman."

9. After three years of love, he never gave her a promise. Or a hint of light or dark, he just laughed and said nothing. This year, on the train that came home, because her family was in front of his house, she lost her words and told me to stop and then went to sleep. A few hours later, he woke her up: arrived. She looked out the window and was full of strange scenery. Don't overdo it, it is his favorite smile: Aunt let me take you home to see...

10. The teacher asked Xiaozheng to use the phrase 'like' to make a sentence. Xiaozheng blurted out and said: "Brother is like Dad." The classmates laughed and the teacher explained: "This does not seem to be very long, like you can say The motherland seems to be our mother. Is this a metaphor?" Xiaozheng bowed his head and thought about it. Then he looked up and said, "But after my father died, my brother took care of me like a father."

11. Valentine's Day, the grandfather of dementia is missing. In the evening, the hospital called the old man who had a phone sewing on the phone and stood in a ward and refused to leave. When she went to the grandfather, her mother cried as soon as she entered the ward. The grandmother died in this ward. When I saw the stupid grandfather’s hand who did not know where to pick the roses, I suddenly thought of Valentine’s Day a few years ago. When I asked my grandfather not to send a grandmother’s rose, my grandfather said that the silly old lady could not line up with the rose...

12. When the sun rises, think of it as a sunset. Like a beautiful girl, she couldn't stand the traces of her face on the face, and eventually became a weather-stricken old man. But what she longed for was just the grip of a pair of hands as rough as her, walking and walking forever.

13. After 90 years of vicissitudes of drifting, a poet finally stood in front of God. God was very puzzled and asked him: "I have let you experience so many ups and downs in this life, and bear the weight that life cannot bear; strangely You have always smiled, can you tell me how to do it?” The poet smiled lightly: “Tell the suffering, we are sugar.”

14. In the second year of high school, she asked him: "Teacher, can I love you?" He laughed. "Stupid child, you are still young." After graduating from college, she grew up and married. He sent a gift, and people didn't arrive. Twenty years later, after learning that he died of illness, she and her lover attended his funeral to know that he had not died for life. Thirty years later, when she moved, she did not intend to find the homework in high school. The last page had a prominent word: but I am willing to wait for you to grow up...

15. After being demolished around, she left her lonely house, breaking the road, breaking the water, powering off, double compensation for demolition, and she did not speak. Only once cut off her phone line, she went to the telecommunications to make a trouble... They said she was a crazy mother-in-law. Leading the horse. In the dim corner, she was desolate, guarding the phone, and said the first sentence since the demolition: To be demolished, the daughter who has been missing for three years can’t really come back.

16. When I was at school, my mother said: When you graduate, your mother will enjoy it. When I graduated, my mother said: When you find a job mom, you will enjoy it. When I was working, Mom said: When you get married, you will enjoy it. When I got married, my mother said: If you have a child, you will enjoy it. With the child, my mother said: Wait for your child to grow up with aunt. Now that the child has grown up, I said that I can enjoy it, but mother, can you hear it?

17. When I was a child, Dad always came back to beat her mother. At that time, he could not do anything but cry. When he grows up, he can't stand anymore. He is facing the poor mother. Do you love him? If you don't love, you will divorce him. Don't be so good! The mother choked and screamed and said to him: Mom doesn't love him. But mom loves you...

18. He carried her and she asked him, “Are you sinking?” “The whole world is on the back, are you saying that you are not sinking?”

19. Blue is just a color. After you have met you, it becomes a mood.

20. "What about eating mints, give you" the younger fingers on the opposite side. She took the candy, the smell of cold mint spread from here, and there was a mark in the bottom of my heart. "What about eating mints, give it to you," she remembered silently. When she waited for one hundred, she showed her heart. Ninety-nine mints, the boy transferred to school, no news. A long time later, she reported to the new company, see the colleague next door, "eat mints, give you" finally, the hundredth.

21. To celebrate his first birthday after the breakup, she sold every birthday gift he had given her in the past. Then, with the money she sold, she went to the cake room and booked a four-layered big cake for him, and a hundred white birthday candles. On his birthday, on the birthday card sent to him with the cake, she wrote in red ink: I wish you loneliness and longevity!

22. Block 2, Calculate to give you 29 "The old man smiled and took the money of the scrap collector, and slowly walked back to the broken home. The old man is more than 90 years old, wandering in Shanghai for decades, and his life is lonely. Every day It takes an hour to get a hundred pounds of old paper to go to the waste station to sell, and the cost of collecting the paper is not enough. A businessman is very sympathetic to the old man and took the ticket of the World Expo to her. The old man said: You can change Is it an ID card?

23. Well-known directors come to see their husband and wife acting, it is about extramarital affairs. He said nothing, the director tempted him: double pay for the film? He still refused to agree, the director had to give up. Going out the door, she suddenly chased out and the director apologized: he is tempered, you don't go to the heart. The director was curious to see her. She is embarrassed to bow her head: he said that he is a life outside the play, and he only wants to be a stable couple with me in this life.

24. The province has to go down to check, the county magistrate repeatedly surrendered to the head of the township: never give the county a shame! The next day, the county magistrate accompanied the inspection team to the township, seeing a prosperous scene, especially the cattle in the mountains At night, the head of the township and the county magistrate accompanied the inspection team to eat, and the inspection group praised the county and the township to improve the peasant's life. Suddenly, someone shouted outside the door: "The township chief, it’s dark, what about the borrowed cattle and sheep?

25. When he first met, the first gift he gave her was a valuable LV bag; when he was in love, the gift he gave her was a luxurious luxury villa; when he got engaged, his business failed and he couldn’t afford any gift. Touching a handful of dimes in his hand, he said: Sorry! I can't give you happiness. She shook her head and gently opened his big hand: although there was only one corner, it was "very".

26. A car accident brought them both to the level of death. Consciously, he tried his best to send her to the hospital. The doctor wanted to save him from the injury. He just smiled and shook his head: save her first. It wasn't until she saw that she was pushed into the operating room that he fell down: Doctor, don't tell her, I sent her. The doctor asked, why? He was a madman: I can't love her, how can I let her miss me for a lifetime...