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· Life needs to be constantly refreshed, work is copied every day, I hope that love will not only be posted.

· I love Jiangcheng Wuhan, love the food, bridge, Yangtze River, university...

· Tigers are very alert animals and have a strong sense of self-protection, especially wild tigers. Within 50 meters, it will definitely move, at least it will stand up, it is impossible to make people step by step closer to more than 20 meters. The tiger’s eyes are also very problematic in the photo. It’s too tame and too, not like a wild tiger.

· I believe that the government has begun to take control.

· Water is cut off during the day, power is cut off at night, no wages can be paid, no face can be bought, and Deng chooses to find the answer. It turned out to be the primary stage of socialism. When I turned to the end, I rely on it for one hundred years.

· One of my friends was internship at Unicom. One day, an old man came closer. He said, "Give me a mobile card, okay?" Then my friend didn't lift the head. "Master, someone came to see you." The field! - User name

· Who said that I am white, thin, beautiful~ I will be friends with him~

· The effect of contraception: unsuccessful, adult?

· I am drunk, no one will take it, I will help the wall!

· Burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda...

· After reading "Apple", the man couldn't help but read the "Lust Caution". It was found that the woman couldn't help but read "Broken Mountain" and found that the homosexuals couldn't help but read the "name of the cast" and found that the brothers couldn't help but read the "assembly" and found that the organization could not rely on it. After reading "Mom Loves Me Again", I found that Dad couldn't help but read the "New Police Story" and found that his son couldn't help but read "The Golden Man in the City" and found that his wife couldn't help but read "Dream of Red Mansions" and found that her grandmother and nephew. I couldn’t help but read "Journey to the West" and found that the master couldn’t help but read "Huo Yuanjia" and found that the disciples couldn’t help but read "Infernal Affairs" and found that the police couldn’t help but read the "Water Margin" and found that the leader couldn’t help but read "Shawshank Redemption". The cashier couldn't help but read the "Smiths" and found that the company couldn't help but read "The Promise" and found that the girl couldn't help but read the "Green Snake" and found that the animal couldn't help but read the "Prison Break" and found that the cell couldn't stand the "sunny day". "I found that the condom couldn’t stand watching "Midnight Bell" and found that the phone couldn’t stand it, and the TV couldn’t stand it. After reading "Crazy Stone", I found that the international masters couldn't help but watch the "Yangtze River No. 7" and found that the Earth people couldn't help but read "Transformers" and found that aliens couldn't help but read "The Matrix" and found that everything is realistic. Can not rely on the conclusion: only "I" can rely on the abbreviation: I rely! ! ——User quotation

· Archimedes said: Give me a fulcrum, I can pick up the whole earth. Then let me talk about it: give me a tone, I can say that everything is broken.

· A pirated version of the Windows CD reads: “The genuine fee we paid in the Qing Dynasty, so there is no need to activate, please feel free to use it!”

· Going to bed in the morning, 掏 掏 6 coins from the pocket: If you throw out six are positive, I will go to class! Thinking for a long time, or forget it, don't take the risk...

· Conceited too high, too much against, too long to negotiate, too late to act, regret too early.

· It is more abominable than Luoyang’s destruction of the Martyrs’ Mausoleum.

· The hero does not ask for a way out, and the rogue does not look at the age.

· Undergraduate, graduate, doctoral students, endless life.

· Ask your wife indecisively, ask Google in foreign affairs!

· The iron fence of a university campus is pointed, and the warning signs on it are as follows: If a boy accidentally turns over, it will become a girl... If a girl accidentally turns it, she will become a woman...

· Life is a long-term and continuous process of accumulation. ——Users’ famous words

· Don't mention sad things at night. It’s nothing to say that the sad thing will stay until the day.

· People must always embrace their dreams! It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. After all, it's just a dream. Smart people, stupid people, rich people, poor people, after 50 years, are all 50 years old.

· Democracy is a bad thing, but there is nothing better than democracy, so I choose democracy!

· The United States is imperfect in democracy. China does not have democracy without it. It does not allow us to learn. So he can say that the quality of Chinese people is not high!

· Love is like eating chili. When you don't eat it is always incredibly fragrant, but when you really eat it, you are so hot that you don't want to be born, regret it, and vow never to eat it; but the spicy is just over, you are facing it again. Think about it. The more spicy the more fragrant, the more fragrant and spicy, you will always be free between missing and regret, this is the logic of love. ——Users’ famous words

· In fact, everyone has a common path: first love with justice and conscience, lost in school, married to money, and possessed by the world.

· Anything you can't eat can be eaten in the trash can. Similarly, any problem that can't be solved can be solved.

· If 200 million netizens go to urban management, then China will unify the world!

· The people are real heroes, and we ourselves are often childish and ridiculous.

· Can not tell the truth, but absolutely can not tell lies - netizen famous sentence

· 1. Taxi driver: Laozi wants to deliver the car, each person stops one; 2. China-Pakistan ticket seller: sister, just get off the car, the baby will cut your bag; 3, restaurant owner: the invoice is over, take it tomorrow; 4 , barbecue stall owner: wash the hammer hand, fast skewer meat, the guests are coming to the old; 5, mutton soup pot boss: give me the nose to open the old, have to drop to the pot head old 6, traffic coordinator: busy to the tires 7, the barrier can not stop; 7, traffic police: less batch of 垮, 200; 8, city surveillance: the dog's stall smashed; 9, tourist spots vendors: foreigners are Kazakhstan, not slaughtering; Vegetable dealer: pay the hammer tax; 11, fans: referee me, the referee urinating! 12. Mayor: We are a civilized city.

· There are many Chinese people and the pressure of competition is high, so there are more elites and more garbage.

· New Year's Eve, the Rat gives you five good luck rings: one ring covers gold and silver, one ring covers Fu Lushou, one ring sets the home harmony, one ring sets the career, one ring sets the Yong young, the ring is connected again and again, happy events again and again!

· Every festival is a constant joy. Every greeting is an eternal emotion. Peace and safety are the wishes of a lifetime. It is a blessing to be successful. I wish you and your family a happy new year! Good luck!

· Olympic Beijing China Year, Xiangrui Fuwa Wufuquan; Guotai Min'an happiness source, congratulations to Ankang Fu Yanmian.----Congratulations on Xinyi, happy events for thousands of years, family and beautiful dreams.

· Jinniu Xianrui self-song, I am a friend of the "Xu Sanduo": there are food and drink, have a RV, happy and happy; can run can sleep, can be solid and healthy; know cold and know the warmth, fit Beauty and happiness are many.

· There is a woman behind every successful man, and there is a group of men behind each successful woman.

· Your face was like a peeled egg. Now your face is like a salted garlic.

· Today is cruel, tomorrow is more cruel, and the day after tomorrow is very good. But most people sleep tonight tomorrow night, only those real heroes can see the sun of the day after tomorrow!

· Newsletter Lunar New Year, safe and secure, live and work in peace, industry and Bangxing, prosperous and developed, good luck, strive for the upstream, easy to work, youth forever, I wish you happiness! ——Users' famous sentences

· During the Spring Festival, you will smash the money wind, lick the banknote rain, smash the golden scorpion, the diamond ice, the long emerald tree, the hanging pearl cream, the raw agate fruit, be careful!

· News for a lifetime, actually can't stand loneliness.

· Is everyone having the right to entertain, what happened to the host of the news network? Zan Luojing, sings well!

· The host of the news network is strictly trained and often practiced, so they are generally good singers and do not go out of tune. It is much better than some "singers" who dare to sing in the scene.

· Luo Jing is not the first performance talent, but before singing a lot of Beijing opera, occasionally singing popular songs, let everyone see what is wrong with the humanity side of the host? Playing popular with Beijing opera, maybe it can also drive the young generation’s interest in the national quintessence. What is wrong? At that time, there were two singing lyrics in Beijing in the middle of the night, and some people were so curious about Peking Opera and wanted to know about it! ——Users' famous sentences

· You can run Liu Xiang, but you must run through CPI.

· Recently my body is a bit problematic, I found myself handsome!

· You have my software, you can watch your girlfriend QQ chat history at any time without passwords!

· Controversy with a MM whether the whale is a fish, and finally I said, "The Japanese also have a personal character," and she agreed that the whale is not a fish.

· The legal age of marriage for men is 22, and the legal age for soldiers is 17 years. This shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy. ——Users' famous sentences

· No money, raising pigs, having money, raising dogs. If you don't have money, eat wild vegetables at home, have money, eat wild vegetables at the hotel. If you don't have money, ride a bicycle on the road, have money, ride a bicycle in the living room. I want to get married without money, a divorce who wants money, a wife and secretary who has no money, a secretary and wife who have money. If you don’t have money, you have money, and you have money to pretend that you have no money. People, don’t tell the truth: saying that stocks are drugs, they are all playing; saying that money is sin, they are all fishing; that beauty is a disaster, they want it; they say that they are climbing, they are climbing, they are crawling; Let's not stop; say that heaven is the best, don't go!!! In today's society, poor meat, rich shrimp, leading cadres eat Wang Ba; men think high, women want to be thin, dogs wear clothes and dew; Calling people, the people in the city are called chickens at night; the old social dramas are not selling, and the new social actors are not selling. The salary really has to rise, the heart loves the party more, can give the child a reward, see the wife dare to dare to taste the seafood, goose, go shopping, meet the beauty of the heart itching, the price has risen, everything is fucking white Up

· Now I see the media report that the Communist Party’s thinking is good, the leadership of the Communist Party is good, and the Communist Party’s policy is good. I want to laugh, laughing, they are still slow to progress, always looking at a good place, I don’t know how much the problem is now.

· There is no fish when the water is clear, and it is invincible when it comes to people.

· When the child is like Chen Guanxi, the wind sighs since ancient times. A stalk lifts a thousand waves, but a joke is not as good as a chicken.

· Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect little lovers, and beware of insiders! I wish the old lover is not old, the new lover does not run, the little lover is quite a lot, and the insider does not disturb. I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day in advance! ——Users’ famous words

· Sharing knowledge is not the same as sharing Apple. Apple will get less and less, and its knowledge will not be reduced because it is given to others.

· Male and female love is normal, we all agree, but we hate the hypocrisy of Gillian!

· According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

· Don't sleep in class, just get drunk on the wine table.

· After seeing me, you will suddenly find out that the original handsome can be so specific! ——User quotation

· Since the two prostitutes claim to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now claim to be illiterate!

· Get ​​off the line at 12 o'clock midnight, or the princess will change back to Cinderella.

· Sitting on the big milk name and enjoying the treatment of the second wife!

· It’s raining, don’t forget to take an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

· Undressed, I am a beast, I am a cloaked animal when I put on my clothes! ——Users' famous sentences

· Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

· Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face...

· There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes!

· Married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.

· It’s really creative and you have the courage to live! ——Users' famous sentences

· The types of animals are decreasing, and the types of people are increasing?

· You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

· As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, it is good to just arrive before class.

· People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path is overcrowded.

· 硬 硬 hardware can also COPY just fine! —— User quotation

· I drink only pure water, milk only pure milk, so I am very simple...

· Woman is 8 years old, you have to make a story, she sleeps, 18 years old, you have to make a story to lie to her and sleep with you, 28 years old, sleep with you without a story, 38 years old, she will make a story to lie to you and she sleep, 48 years old you want The story is not sleeping with her.

· This morning, I saw a group of geese flying back from the south to the north. They will be lined up in one word, and they will line up in adult words. They will keep saying: "Fucking, this year, white flies, the south is more than the north. cold"

· Reporter: Have you seen Chen Guanxi’s photo? Citizen: I only saw one at the beginning. Reporter: Later? Citizen: Later, I heard that the Jilin police said that it is illegal to see pornography. Let everyone surrender and I will surrender. Reporter: How is the police handling you? Citizen: A policeman sent more than 400 photos on the computer and asked me one by one, "Do you see this?", "Is this?" Reporter: Then? Citizen: Then I discovered that I was cheated. The one I saw at first was not true at all. Reporter: How did the police deal with you in the end? Citizen: I was released because there was no evidence that I had seen it. Reporter: What is your experience through this incident? Citizen: Thanks to the Jilin police for letting me get what I want.

· When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China and everything will be clear. ——Users' famous sentences

· The people's service does not regret, but also widowed the widow!

· A small broken child in a kindergarten was smoking in the toilet and caught by the teacher. The teacher asked him why he smoked. He bowed his head and answered deeply: The motherland is not unified, and the mood is very depressed!

· The recent social order is not good. Please ask your friends to learn the language of self-defense in case of emergency. For those who are not good at force, please practice the following words: Hello, Tashidler, thank you and his sorry Gonda heroes forgiveness--- Uhaduli remember the key last sentence!! If necessary, you can use Very patriotic feelings, students who are confident about their own strength, please practice: Chinese Tibetan you want to mix the empty Kabbah, do you want to beat the winter West, Cica, Charlie, and believe that Lao Tzu, you two gunpowder guns A tongue, Chilangke, and Laozi’s roll away from Xi Kexi, you have the ability to wait until the time, Laozi immediately called the brothers to get you winter West Cesare, and Wengxi sprinkled the back.

· The cause is the state, the honor is the unit, the achievement is the leader, the salary is the wife, the property is the child, and the error is its own.

· Basically fully automatic, no brains at all. Click the left button to automatically go to the task point, automatically blame, and then click the next task, automatically continue to play, dead does not matter automatically resurrected in place. If you feel bored, don't worry, just choose the side option, N more games for you to choose, strongly recommend the whole process Tetris. Playing "Giant" is the left button plus Tetris. ——Users' famous sentences

· Today a group of Japanese people came to visit our school - to be honest, this is the first time I saw a Japanese dressed in clothes!

· Needless to say, Dr., even the 'Saint Seiya can get it!

· A pair of shoes are in the world, and have the guts to come over.

· It’s too early to fail. When you are old, you will fail. At that time, it’s too late to turn over...

· When I waited for the bus, I drove a BMW. Next to a high-ranking person said to the people around him: Look, the car that was just past is ibm.

· A friend of mine was internship at Unicom. One day, an old man came closer. He took a face and gave me a mobile card. Okay, then my friend didn’t lift the head. The teacher, someone came to the scene. !

· Colleagues go to see customers, may be nervous, one opening is: Hello Mr. Liu, may I ask your surname? Khan~~~~~~

· I swear that I really want to be a monk in the nunnery, or I will not be a monk.

· The monk also lie!

· The so-called right or wrong is actually determined by the crowd. As for how to divide the crowd, it is up to the people to decide - the netizen

· Shuai has a fart, and in the end, it’s not a pawn!

· We are all apples hanging on the branches, silent in growth, falling after maturity...

· The reason why people feel tired is because everyone tries to express the qualities they don’t have;

· A woman needs a man to accompany her at some point, just like a parachute when escaping. If he is not there at the moment, then he will never have to.

· Fill the condom with water, put it in the freezer and bring it out. It's no different from a man except that it's a bit cold and 'soft'. ——User quotation

· Busy bus in the morning, when the station is on, the car has started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me!" At this time a passenger came out from the window and said to me: "You don't chase after Wukong."

· Xiaoping’s entrepreneurship is not half, and the middle road collapses. Today’s disputes, China’s shortcomings and weaknesses, this honest and endangered autumn is also true. All Chinese are angry and rushing to the crown, the loyalists are bloody, and they are standing out, wanting snow and new hatred. Hate. Sincerely open the holy listening, to the light of the Han Wuwu legacy, to restore the ambition of the ambition, not to be arrogant, to refer to the meaning of the lost, to the national road. Europe, America, as one, differentiation, not soft. Those who have strong tongues should promote their darkness and support their enemies; if there is force to commit crimes, it is advisable to break the boat and hold the country, to discuss the country, to show the truth of the Han Dynasty. Iran, North Korea, Myanmar, Pakistan, etc. The United States and Owen attacked Wu. Stupid thoughts of friends, things are not big, help to help, in order to receive the heart of the world, more extensive help. Taiwan's small island, long hanging overseas, differentiate into cancer, absorb nutrients, mobilize immunity, if you feel the exogenous, you will die sooner or later. I should respect the ancestors to teach: "Do not take Jia Da for this, do not take the tumor as small and not for it", put it to death and then live, there is still life to look forward to. Since ancient times, no one has died, and he has been reluctant to start from scratch! Dear friends, hit the enemy, this is the country to be respected; the enemy, the distant friend, this is now critical. Every time I talk to my friends, I am saddened. After more than 30 years of deepening reforms, today's grain and grass are sufficient, and the soldiers and horses are strong, and when they are awarded the three armed forces, they will eliminate the traitors and rehabilitate the Dahan to sue the spirit of the Yellow Emperor.

· Two frogs fell in love, and after giving birth, they gave birth to a cockroach. The male frog saw a big anger and said: "What is going on?" The female frog cried and said: Hey, I am full of tolerance before I know you.

· The dog said to the bear: Marry me, marry me, you will be happy. The bear said: I will not marry, marry you will only be a bear, I want to marry a cat, the panda is honorable!

· Ducks and crabs race, together to reach the end, difficult to win, the referee said: You come to a rock-paper-scissors duck furious: Mom, count me, I always cloth, he always scissors. ——User quotation

· Washing feet: You wear such a dew, not afraid of other sisters seeing back to tell your aunt? Accompanying the singer: What is this? Since I have come out, I am not going to return to the poor place. Foot washing: How much do you send back in a month? Accompanying women: Sometimes five thousand, sometimes less, mainly cosmetics are too expensive. I wanted you not to do this. Your songs are better than me. If you don’t need to sing, you can sit with the men. Foot washing women: Are those men bullying you? Accompanying a woman: If you want to open it, it is not called bullying. Those men who sing wine to the karaoke room are relaxed. It is a common thing to hug and hold, and there is no piece of meat and no skin. Washing the feet: How hard it is, no dignity. Accompanying the woman: Hey, what kind of dignity is to be alive? Do you wash the pair of stinky feet with dignity? In fact, this is all relative. I see that few people in the world have complete dignity. You see that men are looking for music in our girls. It must be like a turtle son in front of a bigger leader. The leader said that he did not dare to say West, he has dignity?

· The netizen said: In the morning, I will take out 6 coins from my pocket: If you throw out six of them, I will go to class! Thinking for a long time, or forget it, don't take the risk...

· Netizen said: The legal age of marriage for men is 22 years old, and the legal age for soldiers is 17 years old. This shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.

· Archaeologists are experts who dig other people's graves!

· The wages rise as slowly as the eyebrows, and the price rises as fast as the hair! ——Users' famous sentences

· Horizontal batch: shocking 2008 Shanglian: Shenzhou earthquake shocked the Olympics down: Huaxia shakes anti-Tibet independence

· Zhang Heng! You are not dead!

· Shenzhouxing, I can't see it!

· Our good prime minister! Our good compatriots! I wish you peace! !

· 1069999301 Anti-seismic newsletter donation number is true or false. ——Users’ famous words

· I will focus on the lens, but the lens is empty!

· I went to the bank yesterday for 1,800 yuan, but I was always worried about whether the money could be used for disaster relief.

· This year's snow, especially big, father and mother, can't go home. There are a group of bad people, to scare people, burn my school, and lick my flowers. That lama, screaming, long-nosed foreigners, pretending to be blind. The Eiffel Tower, the London police, the sister of the torch, people are boastful. The whistle toot, the railroad track, the train to heaven, have not arrived yet. The dragon rolled over again, the earth collapsed, and the fairy tale was buried under the rubble of the classroom. The heavy wall, the teacher pressed, we are under him, very obedient. Not long after, I heard a horn, there is a grandfather outside, tell me not to be afraid. Uncle's hand, digging hard, the PLA plane, sent me home. After the disaster, I have grown up and will never forget, in 2008... Premier Wen said: A small problem, multiplied by 1.3 billion, will become a big problem; a large total, divided by 1.3 billion will become a small number. Now we have to say: a small kind of goodwill, multiplied by 1.3 billion, will become the ocean of love; a great difficulty, divided by 1.3 billion, will become insignificant. Let this sentence become the slogan of our earthquake relief!

· The Sichuan people have never lost the country, and the Chinese people will never be negative.

· Don’t shake again, the people in the disaster area can’t afford it! —— User quotation

· On Wang Shi [Huang Jianxiang commented on the latest full version] ten yuan! ten yuan! ten yuan! Wang Shi Li Gong! Vanke people don't give Wenchuan any chance, don't give good opportunities, don't give humanity any chance! Great Chinese entrepreneur. He inherited the tradition of all profiteers in the history of China and foreign countries. Ximen Qingxia Locke Grande is attached to the soul at this moment. Wang Shi is a person who represents the long history of Chinese and foreign great profiteers. At this moment, he is not alone in fighting, not alone! Wang Shi! In the face of this fundraising, Wang Shi faced the eyes and expectations of the kind people in China. Ma Mingzhe was once slap in the face of the performance of the money contest. He knows how important this fundraising is for Vanke. Can he still face these people in front of him with a smile? Wang Shi! What kind of expression will he be after being questioned? Ten yuan, the results were announced, Vanke won the victory and eliminated peace. Vanke did not fall in front of Ma Mingzhe's team again! Great Vanke, the great Vanke head! The great Wang Shi happy birthday today, Long live Vanke! He did not live up to the expectations of the profiteers, this attack is an absolute theoretical lore, an absolute dead end...

· On Wang Shi [Huang Jianxiang commented on the latest full version] Wang Shi entered the ranks of profiteers! Victory belongs to Vanke, belongs to Wang Shi, belongs to Ma Mingzhe, belongs to Ximen Qing, belongs to Sherlock, belongs to Grande, belongs to all those who love profiteers! Make people go out! Good people may regret it. The people who are caring in the Wenchuan earthquake have a strength of 8.0. They only know that donations are too impulsive. They bear too much burden and lose the opportunity of sustainable development. The tradition of frequent disasters, they did not have a careful calculation style, they finally eat their own fruits. They should go bankrupt, they don't have to go back to their homes, most of them will become house slaves, goodbye!

· The earth was shaken, the sky suddenly darkened, my heart was shattered, the next second collapsed, tears piled up into a river, but tomorrow is good, we must strengthen love~ let us not give up living and continue with nature Tug-of-war love and hope to cast a hot sun. Yesterday, tears will evaporate over time. Don't give up easily. To make more wishes tomorrow. Fill with courage and have more power. Love and hope reflect the warm moon and look back. My hometown, I know that there are still many ways to see me in the future. I opened the window and saw the sunny Lin Junjie. Do you know that you have love and hope to meet Lin Junjie, meet love and hope? Love and hope to cast a hot sun yesterday. Evaporate over time, don't give up easily, make more wishes tomorrow, fill up with courage, and have more strength. When love and hope reflect the warm moon, look back and build your home. I know there are still many ways to open me in the future. The window saw the sunny woo~~~~~~wu yea~~~~~~

· I bought a meat without a spring scale, cut a large two small pieces, and weighed a total of 3 kg, 33 dollars. I told the meat that I couldn't eat so much, so I took the big one and called him the scale and left two small ones. After he finished the scales, he laughed and said: 2 small totals of 28 yuan, and I dropped 5 yuan to take the previous big one and left - I think this trick is more than a spring scale, try how much Back, I have not eaten a loss.

· The survivors of the Wenchuan earthquake were rescued by the Russian rescue team. The reporter interviewed him how he felt. The survivors thought for a long time and said: "The earthquake on the dog day is so fierce! I was dug up and saw that the foreigners thought that they would shake the Laozi abroad. "" - User quotation

· A large number of brick homes migrated, saying that it has no effect on the earthquake.

· A friend was riding a bicycle on Tiansheng Square People’s South Road during the 12th earthquake. He saw Chairman Mao waving his hand. At that time, I was scared and almost hit the air car. I stopped to know the earthquake.

Premier Wen, you don’t have a prime minister. You have never seen an official like you fall down and bruise your arm. Premier Wen, you don’t have a prime minister. You never saw an official like you, and you will be with the people. And the cry is so intimate; Premier Wen, you don’t have a prime minister, you have never seen an official like you, wearing a dress for more than a decade, and you are still flying; Premier Wen, you don’t have a prime minister, you never saw you. Such a large official umbrella is not as good as a county... township chief; Premier Wen, you really have no prime minister!

· What is more terrible than the earthquake is the aftershock. It is terrible than the aftershock to forecast the aftershocks. It is terrible than the forecast aftershocks but it has not been shocked!

· Original: a cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, open QQ chat one day now: no tea, no smoking, set a bottle to stare in the morning shake, a hundred times the spirit; shake at night, all night sleep. The brick house yells and screams, and can sleep peacefully without hesitation; screaming that the brick house is not called, must be fully armed to prepare to escape. Asked Jade Emperor recently this is awkward? The Jade Emperor said, I am sorry that I have turned the earth into a shock, and this is going to be closed.

· Wishing us all the surface scenery in advance, the heart is stunned; the face is not old, the heart is already vicissitudes; it seems that there is talent, it is Jiang Lang; achievements are difficult, depressed often; more tired than scorpions, busy than ants, earlier than chicken, than Dogs sleep late; more than dry, worse than pigs; than Yue Fei Zhongliang, than Lai Changxing nervous young and middle-aged Liuyi happy.

· 1, must buy an all-round mobile phone, mobile, China Unicom, PHS three cards in one, there is always a fight after the earthquake? I also need to bring the radio function. At the crucial time, you only hear the voice of Sun Jing. How did other radio stations put music in the earthquake? 2, must buy a car, it is both a tool for escape, but also a good place to sleep, it is said that aftershocks have not stopped for a long time, the car to escape the aftershock is no better. 3, must buy a tent, the best point, two rooms and one hall. After 5.12, the Chengdu girl's choice of mate has become a car, and the two-room and one-room old man is also happy to live. If you get a colorful strip of cloth, how many chills and no face? 4, must sell the surplus house, the earthquake came to know that the original real estate is also moving, and moved to scare people.

· Summarize the "features" of the earthquake: communication is basically relying on shackles, people are basically relying on dogs, mining is basically relying on hands, traffic is basically relying on, and steel is basically not!

· I will never tell lies!

· Half of the trouble in life is because you say Yes is too fast, and No says too slowly. ——User quotation

· The most beautiful smile is a natural smile; the most sincere smile is a smile from the heart; the happiest smile is a sweet smile; the most happy smile is a smile; the most ingenious smile is to know and laugh; the most pleasant laugh The most ridiculous smile is to nod and laugh; the most shy smile is to bow and smile; the most touching smile is tears and laugh; the most humorous smile is that others laugh at themselves; the most naughty smile is laughter The most lively laugh is a big laugh; the most proud laugh is a big laugh; the most proud laugh is a scornful smile; the most demented laugh is inexplicably laughing with others; the most stubborn smile is a smile; The ridiculous smile is a smirk; the strangest laugh is to laugh and laugh; the most complicated smile is to cry and laugh; the most embarrassing smile is to smile with a sly smile; the most ugly smile is Pi Xiao The most ugly smile is ridicule; the most terrible laugh is ridicule; the most cruel smile is sneer; the most hateful laugh is smirk; the most insidious smile is sneer; the saddest laugh is to laugh after crying; The most vicious smile is ridicule.

· Three-day tour of the Dragon Boat Festival: On the first day, Tangjiashan slammed the lake to listen to the rain, enjoy the lake and mountains, camping at night, and the evening party; the next day, Chengdu to Wenchuan Highway, driving, landslide, listening to the roar of the mountain collapse Pingwu Qingchuan feels the aftershocks, and feels the moment of shaking the mountain, staying at the Kyushu Gymnasium, and tens of thousands of victims to discuss the life after the earthquake; on the third day, returning to the city that never sleeps, Mianyang, sharing with the public Returning to the oriental romance of the tent. At night, I went up the mountain and watched the spectacular scene of the flooding of the lake with millions of people! Sichuan Yu Zhen continued to travel agent, the applicants quickly

· The State Seismological Bureau experts once again solemnly announced that tonight, tomorrow, no earthquake will not be shocked, the earthquake will be shocked, and the earthquake will be known after several earthquakes. How many times after the earthquake, you will be told after the earthquake, please rest assured. If you are afraid, go out to sleep. If you are not afraid, you will sleep at home and maintain a normal order of life. Don't rumor about rumors. We are also terrible. I sold the extra house as soon as possible. When the earthquake came, I realized that the real estate would have moved, and it would scare people.

· The first goal: Bill Gates borrowed money from me; the second goal: paying off Gates to borrow my money; the third goal: I borrowed money from Bill Gates.

· Wanshui Qianshan is a love, sugar stuffing can be trapped. The glutinous rice is stained with red dates, and the leaves are wrapped in friendship. Goose eggs are cooked with Ai Ye, safe and healthy forever. ——User quotation

· Married to see: Male: Great! The days I am looking forward to are finally here! I can't wait! Female: Can I go back? M: No, you don't even think about it! Woman: Do you love me? M: Of course! Woman: Will you betray me? M: No, how do you have this idea? Female: Can you kiss me? M: Of course, it is impossible to have only one! Woman: Can you beat me? Male: Never possible! Woman: Can I believe in you? Look at the bottom from the bottom after getting married

· The bear can say: the poor is like this, the four bear paws are all sold; the soldiers said to the hill: brother, step on the mine, and both legs are gone? The king said to the emperor: When there is any advantage in the emperor, you see, the hair is white; the mouth is back and said: Dear, they have been pregnant for so long, and they don’t say anything; say to naked: buddy, you put on Clothes are better than not wearing! The towel said to the coin: wearing a doctor's hat is worth a hundred times; Chen said to the giant: the same area, but I am three rooms and two halls;

· He: I can't sleep for me: What do you think about him: Because you are not my me: then you can sleep now safely.

· Just because Jiang Gong is a modest gentleman, he has to retreat to an isolated island, to leave his hometown, and to die in an alien world!

· A woman is like a dog, who has the strength to take it away!

· For the Chinese stock market, I really don’t want to talk anymore. Please borrow my pants, I want to go home!

· Great words are used to nonsense!

· New idioms: one. Zhishu Da Li: It is not enough to know the knowledge of books, but also to learn to give gifts; Years are like the year: the days are very good, every day is like the New Year; three. Glass of water and wages: Drink tea every day in the office, you can get a car salary at the end of the month; Contentment: I know that someone please wash your feet and feel happy in your heart; Seeing the difference: seeing the beautiful opposite sex, I want to move to her to live; The language is heavy: the words of others are heavy, and the heart is full of hatred for a long time; Organic can be used: go out to investigate that there are planes to ride; eight. Do not learn nothing: don't waste time learning what is not practical; nine. The husband sings with her husband: the husband sang in the karaoke, and his wife followed the trail.

· Bunny said: My mother called me a bunny, nice! The pig said: My mother called me a piglet, and it’s nice! The puppy said: My mother called me a puppy and it was very nice! The chick said: You talk, I am leaving! The rabbit said: I am a rabbit! The pig said: I am a pig girl! The chicken said: I am a chicken! The puppy said: You talk, I am leaving! Rogue said: People call me a rogue, nice! The warrior said: People call me a warrior, it is also nice! The master said: People call me a high-ranking person, but also very nice! The swordsman said: You talk, I am leaving! Peking University said: I am Peking University! Tianjin University said: I am a big one! Shanghai University said: I am a big! Xiamen University said: You talk, I am leaving! General Li Zongren said: I am a man, have a benevolence! General Fu Zuoyi said: I am a man, righteous! General Zuoquan said: I am the right person! Huo’s general said: You talk, I am leaving! The students of the Teachers College said: I am a 'teacher'! The students of the Railway Academy said: I am the 'iron court'! The students of the vocational college said: I am a 'professional school'! The students of the technical college said: You talk ,I go first!

· Previously, take off your underwear and look at your buttocks; now, pull your ass to see your underwear...

· Hua Mulan’s father has not been recognized for more than three years from the army. I didn’t believe it at the time. I saw Li Yuchun, I believe it! Yang Guo’s one-armed training became a slap in the face of martial arts. I didn’t believe it at the time. I saw T-BAG, I believe it!

· The gentleman has the beauty of the people

· I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery. I went to the "Jianbao" column for identification yesterday. The experts said seriously: Which is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!

· There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who can think of everything, those who can't think of everything.

· The stars that are not picked are always the most shining. The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful. The movie that is missed is always the best. The lost lover always knows me the best. —— User name

· The people who left let me know that life was once so fragile, and the people who lived let me know that life can be so strong.

· When love dominates everything, power does not exist; when power dominates everything, love disappears. The two are each other's shadow.

· I have always believed that life is fragile, like a glass, it breaks on the ground with a single touch, or the one that can never be glued.

· The ugliest woman in the world is not Dong Shi, but Shih Tzu after makeup removal.

· Occasionally, you will feel very cool when you live a quiet life, but if you live quietly, you will be miserable...

· Men are lascivious, the color is slightly stronger, called the satyr, and then stronger, called the sorcerer. If it is stronger, it is called the sorcerer. Especially strong, it becomes a metamorphosis, and the erotic color is the ultimate. It is called the human aesthetic artist.

· If you can't put on your woman's wedding dress, don't stop your hand unbuttoning her clothes!

· If our local officials are thinking about us like ordinary people, what is the fear of our country~~

· Plan to see the effect, under the serious disease.

· Are they growing up with tap water, why should they be pure? —— User quotations

· Do the right thing for the right reasons. Don't follow others because others perform wrong behaviors.

· Finally developed a high-performance safety ejection chair that has been tested and has good safety performance..

· The host asked the female contestant: “What is the purpose of the man using Viagra?”; the female player blushes for a long time and says: “I can’t think of it.” The host immediately said, “Congratulations, you are right!”; A piece of discussion: "The answer is too brilliant!"

· The most popular slogan of the year was: Women from all walks of life in Japan competed in the Narita International Airport in Tokyo: "Warmly welcome President Hu to Japan"

· A county magistrate with a strong accent reports to the village: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickled cucumbers, pickles are too expensive! ! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: pickles, sausages and melons! The head of the township said: Rabbits, today's rice dog eats, everyone is the king! Don't pick the cucumber, I will give you a shit. . . The Taoyuan dialect is very strange, and the tail sound is very high. For example, the bureau is pronounced as a pig. First go to the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee and contact the Personnel Bureau for an interview. The person in the propaganda department made an appointment for me and used the hands-free. Propaganda Department: Hello, are you a pig? The other party: No, you made a mistake. I am not a human being, my mother is a pig. I tried to hold back my smile and my stomach hurt. Participate in a county **** report meeting the next day. Name before the meeting. Moderator: Which units have arrived? So the participants self-reported one by one: I am a male pig. My name is a hog. I am a little pig. ——Users' famous sentences

· A certain residence in the store, call the bar in the middle of the night: How much is the cheapest lady? A: "One hundred, but ugly, beautiful five hundred." Some Jun said to be ugly. After the lady came, a certain gentleman let him sit naked on the sofa and went to bed to sleep until dawn. Miss does not ask: "Call me to do it?" A certain answer: "There are too many mosquitoes in the room!" Harvard comment: Any resource can be used for me as long as the concept is changed.

· Foreign media like to demonize China, Chinese media like to demonize the Chinese people.

· The important task after the 80s is to build 08.

· Half of the books in the world are written by stupid people to be stupid people.

· How big is the heart and how big the world is. ——Users' famous sentences

· Our planet may be just a laboratory for aliens to use for research.

· Controversy with a MM whether the whale is a fish, and finally I said, "He also carries a personal character," she agreed that the whale is not a fish.

· If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it is because there is sunshine behind you!

· No best, just try to be good!

· I can regain Taiwan by lending me three thousand city management. ——Users’ famous words

· Instead of cursing the darkness, it is better to order a candle.

· After watching the black 100 meters race, an old lady said with tears: scared to death! Several digs of coal were shot in a row, and they fired without aiming. The children were scared to run, and the rope could not stop wow!

· Health, easy! Live, easy! Life is not easy.

· Flashed bin Laden's stalking, avoiding the crowds in the US election, escaping the violent explosion of mine disasters and bypassing the tsunami attacks in Southeast Asia. Experience this kind of danger, just to say to you: friends, happy Valentine's Day!

· See you in the sky, and the world is round. On the top of the forest, people are about after dusk. See the Qixi Bridge, the friendship is two. No words to see each other, not to mention. ——Users' famous sentences

· When Valentine's Day is over, if you don't have a good delivery, you will send a couplet. Shanglian: Cross-browed cold on the autumn wave; lower joint: bowed to the bachelor; horizontal batch: long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day hoho~~

· Valentine's Day Valentine's Day, remember to consolidate the old lover, develop new lovers, protect the little lovers, beware of the insider, wish the old lover is not old, the new lover does not run, the little lover is quite a lot, the insider does not disturb, happy Valentine's Day!

· The arrogance is the most stupid behavior of TMD, giving up is the most stupid decision of TMD.

· A man rushed to sell pigs, it was raining in the dark, and 20 pigs were not sold. Young woman: Only one person at home is inconvenient. M: I beg you, give the pig a head. Young woman allowed. The male drove the pig into the circle and was closed with the ten pigs of the young woman's family. Young woman: There is only one bed at home. M: I also went to bed to sleep, and then gave the pig a head. The woman agreed. Mid-night male business woman: I am going to sleep on you, the woman refuses. Male: Give the pig two heads. Female Yun. For a few moments, the man couldn’t help but begged to move, and the woman refused. Male: Move to the pigs at both ends. The woman agreed. The man moved eight times to stop, female: Why not move? Male: The pig is gone. Female whispering: Move, or I will give you a pig... After dawn, the man whistled and rushed 30 pigs to the market...

· During the Spring Festival, when the blizzard was encountered in the past 100 years, the railway was interrupted, tens of thousands of passengers were stranded in a station, and crowds continued to flow. Everyone was unable to do anything. Suddenly, the national football game appeared on the big screen of the waiting room, and the crowd began to stir up. Starting to rush out, the stationmaster took the opportunity to change the big screen including the square into the same picture. After a while, there were no ones in the vicinity of the station........

· Chongqing has a classic place name called People and is the meaning of “time, place, and people”. There is a unit over there, and the hanging signboard is invincible: "People and lean pigs are paired with seed farms."

· Seeing that Bolt ran like that, my first reaction was that this person took the medicine. Of course, he didn’t take medicine when he took the medicine. I didn’t have the final say. But I never thought that the 100-meter war could be like this. Is this Bolt still human?

· The person chooses the taste of the book, and the book cultivates the taste of the person.

· The biggest regret in life is that you insist on not insisting on it, and easily give up what you should not give up...

· Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die, and you will sleep after death. ——Users’ famous words

· The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to derail; the beauty of women lies in stupidity without resentment; the beauty of men lies in lying and being a ghost.

· The true meaning of Beckham's kick-off at the closing ceremony: I didn't understand it for a long time, but I finally understood it. He meant that the Chinese Olympics were so good, we still have a ball?

· Looking for a wife must not find non-mainstream and play dance!

· If there is a distance of 1000 between us, you only need to take the first step, I will go the other 999 steps in your direction.