Chen Guoliang

· Faced with prostitutes, we are obsessed with it.

· The only way to stop prostitution is to smash all the men.

· More than a decade of cultivation is only a blind result.

· Prostitution is due to lack of money. Prostitution is now due to lack of men.

· When the tree is big, it is always necessary to attract the wind.

· A confession of a mentally ill person: I was not crazy before, they sent me to a mental hospital, now I am not dead, they buried me - Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· I have a traffic light and my face is always red.

· Why am I still not dead? It is because I am waiting to die; why am I murdering and setting fire? That is because I want to die.

· The Monument to the Unknown Soldier does not belong to you

· There is no air pollution here because there is no air at all for you to pollute

· Gamblers: Don't send people to heaven, send people to hell - Chen Guoliang's quotation

· Facing beauty, we are restless

· A great person does not recognize me, can't mean that I am not great, maybe I just don't have him great.

· People don't have to live for what they want.

· His greatness is not enough to make him see my greatness.

· I am alive because I feel that I don't have to die, this is enough to make me live well. - Chen Guoliang Quotations

· In the past, it was said that society is not good. In fact, it is better than now. Now that the society is good, it is not good.

· For the satyr, when it is stripped, it begins to “entertain”; for the artist, when it is stripped off, it begins “art”.

· The only advantage of the certificate is that we regret it. When there is no mobile phone, the mobile phone is not used. When there is a mobile phone, the mobile phone is useful. When there is no mobile phone, the mobile phone is not used. When there is a mobile phone, the mobile phone is useful.

· We only have the shape of a three-dimensional figure

· Riches: Yesterday’s prostitution, today’s 嫖娼——Chen Guoliang’s famous sayings

· Prostitute: When I am not prostitute, they will say that I am not "normal." Hacker: I don’t want to be a day, they will say that I am not doing business.

· The supervisors of various departments have paid attention to it, I will come back from time to time to check

· The epitaph of another boss: I will be absent from the next meeting.

· The epitaph of a boss: meeting at 3 pm on time.

· The epitaph of another staff member: This time the transfer of the post has caused me a lot of losses - Chen Guoliang famous words

· Believe that money is the epitaph of the omnipotent person: When I got there, I finally realized that money is not omnipotent. God said that it is omnipotent.

· The epitaph of the cadre of the state organs: I will always keep the secrets of the country and be responsible to the country.

· The epitaph of a reporter: 阎王殿 message: Last night, the world's 88888888888 people died smoothly

· The epitaph of another reporter: The message of the king's palace: As of 12 o'clock last night, the king's palace has hosted 66,666,666,666 refugees.

· Star: I am lying here just want to refuse the interview. ——Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· Patients who take medicine for a long time and hate taking medicine: Sorry, I really can't take medicine this time.

· Civilians: This is my own private bomb shelter. I don't want to share it with others. Please avoid it.

· Lustful people: we are fidgeted by the beauty

· Rape: Don't be afraid, I have no sexual ability.

· A person who is tortured by love: no need to fall in love again. ——Chen Guoliang’s famous sayings

· There is no red light area over there, I don't want to go.

· The person who owes me money will get the money ready, and I will ask someone to pick it up.

· Don't talk loudly around me, or I will wake up.

· Please stop the debtor, I will continue to rely on it for a long time.

· I have not buried anyone, but I was buried. ——Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· I kept watching the yellow movie for the last time, because there was no yellow movie to watch over 18 years old.

· President of a small country: there is no big country and small country, but there is a distinction between a gentleman country and a Lai country.

· Ambassador abroad: Not only do I not want to be an ambassador there, I believe that no foreign ambassador is willing to go

· A diplomat: The president sent me to build diplomatic relations there.

· Here I can understand what happened 5,000 years ago, where I can see things after 5,000 years - Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· An innocent person who took the wrong plane: I took the "no go back" civil aviation plane and flew towards the no-fly zone. I am going to be the same as I am now.

· Pilot: I want to fly to the only place where there is no return and not a no-fly zone.

· Postman: I used to send letters and receive letters. I only received letters and did not send letters.

· A real estate speculator: I heard that there is no real estate speculator over there. I sold all the houses here and prepared to go there.

· A carnivorist: I heard that bird flu is also popular there. I specially brought three roast chickens to the past - Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· A stowaway: It is legal to smuggle there, I will go there to protest.

· A Chinese citizen born in a capitalist country will be born again next time, I must be born in my hometown

· A Harvard graduate: I graduated from Harvard University, but they don't recognize my qualifications.

· A person who has experienced a world war goes to a place where no world war has ever occurred

· A President: I still want to be the President over there - Chen Guoliang's famous sayings

· A dispute occurred in the last part of my life: I am going to the court over there to sue someone

· A person who refuses to accept the court: I want to protest.

· The signal here is not good, it is best to bring a mobile card.

· An accident: I went there to find a witness

· The people who pursue the truth: there is no truth there, only the command of the king of the king - Chen Guoliang's quotation

· A person who studies the law: God's command is the constitution, and the command of the king is criminal law.

· A migrant worker: Do not work temporarily in the place to work

· Since the cremation, I became the last person to be buried

· A drug addict: My last reason for detoxification was that there was no drug there.

· A drunk driver: The reason why I stopped drinking before I died was that drunk driving was not allowed there - Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· Scout: I am ambushing here just to find the next "star"

· Ever since I was transferred to this ghost place, I know that I have no chance to be promoted again.

· The best coffin shop owner in the world, I have made coffins for countless people, and eventually I forgot my own pair, I had to use a coffin that is not very good.

· This is my new home. I hope my friends will have time to see me.

· I lied to countless people before I was alive, now I am telling the truth - I am indeed dead - Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· A debt-ridden builder. The only property I have now is this cemetery. If you can sell the money, you can take it.

· A poor person: This is my only property

· A grave thief: In my life, I have stolen countless graves, just to make myself a better grave.

· A manager in the communications industry: The competition between the industries is too fierce. I am a manager and I have to take the lead to develop the market.

· A travel lover: I used to travel for a week, but their law stipulates that if you travel for more than three days, you are considered to have settled here. So I can't come back - Chen Guoliang's quotation

· An insurance company manager: I don't have insurance there, and it is too much pressure to do insurance there. There are no natural disasters there, and there is no irresistible external force.

· I have corrupted more than 30 million, so I made up my mind to escape there.

· The day before yesterday, I also died yesterday, and I am seen today.

· I still have a good night's sleep tomorrow morning.

· An immigrant: Let's go there and settle down. ——Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· Prostitute: Lu Yao knows horsepower, sees people in three nights

· Slut: There is more than one "overturned" in me, two

· Gamblers: Gambling - Send people to hell without sending people to heaven

· Another prostitute: Who am I riding?

· Another gambler: The only thing I can gamble is my cemetery - Chen Guoliang's famous sentence

· A person with low self-esteem: I died 10 years ago, they just buried me now.

· A workaholic: I just don't want to be bothered at work, so I let them bury me, and no one will bother me anymore.

· A plagiarist: