2012 classic funny quotes don't cry at my grave, dirty my reincarnation

I wanted to be a problem teenager, but I have lived through the rules for so many years.

I have never avenged this person. I usually report it on the spot.

I know that there is no banquet in the world, but, at least, I have to eat well at the banquet!

The night of the full moon, the top of Huashan, isolated one person, like a fairy? Long hair fluttering, deep-eyed, holding a thing, pointing to the sky! Slowly retract, slowly stretch, after three laps, yelling: "zg Unicom, no signal!"

Choose 45° to look up on others, and then blame others for 135° looking down at you.

I dreamt that you were singing last night! Your song is very sweet, your sentimental expression touched me, I almost vowed to love you for 10,000 years, but I didn't dare, because you are singing to one end: I will be you when I grow up!

Don't cry at my grave, dirty my way back.

Taxi driver, fighter in the driver, oh yeah!

Legend has it that the wishing star is very spiritual. I wait for it every day. I finally saw the meteor that day. I closed my eyes and made a wish before it fell. I hope that you will become smarter from the idiot. I opened my eyes and found that the meteor flew back along the way. !

Non-mainstream classic signatures: The entire youth has been used to review youth, and the entire life is used to doubt life.

Close for a month, don't call me, because I will come out when I call me.

If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to pull the dung!

You have enough four and five, and I have enough four and five, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.

People and people can't get along with each other!

It’s like this, Zhang, you press CTRL+C on your computer at home, and then press CTRL+V on the company’s computer. Even if the same article does not work. No, no expensive computer will work.

Who delayed me for a while, I let him regret for a lifetime

When Tang Zhen and his apprentices met a beautiful woman on the way, the Eight Precepts read that they must marry her as a wife. Wukong suspected that it was a fairy. Don’t say it, send a newsletter to test it. If the information is not a goblin, let her marry the Eight Rings. !

I am not smoking, I am sucking!

Our fate began thousands of years ago. In the fall of that year, we played in the deciduous maple forest. You chased me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you bite me bitterly. At that time, my name was Lu Dongbin.

I have always been an unknown knight in the rivers and lakes. Until one day I met the most mysterious legend in the legend, I even called out your name. From then on, I also had a famous name on the rivers and lakes: Zhi pig!

I thought you were just the middle of the numbers 1 and 3. I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.