Classic quotes that make you laugh in your stomach in 2019

1. At the university, love is a required course. If you fail to pass, you will have to rebuild after graduation.



2. Single law of conservation: The total amount of a single body is always the same, and a single body will not be produced out of thin air, nor will it disappear from the air. It will only transfer from one person to another.



3. Every man is a pervert in front of a beautiful woman. Only in front of a dinosaur, a man is a gentleman.



4. Her chest is said to have a black hole, and any light that falls on her chest will not escape.



5. There are many problems in the development of human society, but in the end there are only three ------- looks, purity and character issues. Anything that is incomprehensible, including the "100,000 Why" can't find an answer, can find the answer in these three major questions.



6. Know how the Big Bang was created? The Lord was smoking, and it happened that Sakyamuni had put a fart.



7. A man's height is like a woman's chest. No woman would like a man who is shorter than himself, just as no man would like a woman whose chest is flatter than her.

8. A person is not handsome, can praise him for temperament; if he does not even have temperament, he can also praise him for his character; if he does not even have a character, he can also praise him for being interesting... but he does not even mean it, then he has to praise He is cute.


9. The fate determines the fate, no wonder my fate is so rough.



10. Nowadays people dress, not to keep warm, but to have a good time at the crucial moment; people now live together, not for marriage, but for not getting married.



11. Not afraid of 10,000, I am afraid of one in ten.





12. Last time I met a cat who called "The Messenger of Beauty", and since that meeting, I have been immune to all ugly things since then.



13. The average man thinks that the problem is to think in the lower body, and I am different. I think the problem is to think with the upper body, although I think the problem of the lower body...



14. Wings are not necessarily angels, but pterosaurs.

15. You have to believe, believe that we will be like a fairy tale, frogs and dinosaurs are the ending.



16. The real XX master, there is no weapon in the whole body, and there is no place in the north and south of the river.



17. The so-called online dating is a legendary act that can take people to walk thousands of miles away.



18. There is nothing in this world that cannot happen, just as Li Yuchun can be a woman.



19. There are many versions of popular love on the Internet. Some are the love of handsome guys and dinosaurs, that is called KB tablets; some are the love of frogs and beautiful women, that is called love films; some are the love of frogs and dinosaurs, that is called documentary; some are handsome guys and beautiful women. Love, this is a science fiction film; if it is the love of men and men, this is the ethics film.



20.MM is the ultimate goal of our cat flutter. Converting the viewing value of MM into use value is the ultimate pursuit of our cat.



21. The beauty of the water is originally a parallel word, the red face refers to the woman, the water is the man. The beauty of the water is actually a woman man.

22. A woman is actually an extremely dangerous animal. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as it is a warning color.



23. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, and wives are like clothes. The ancients said that there is no clothes, and the same robes...



24. Fate, how many people fake the name of the bubble MM.



25. The reason why flowers are inserted in the burdock is because the burdock is very nutritious.



26. The front and back are two different things, so even Zhu Ziqing wrote that his father dared to write "Back".



27. When a woman is being teased by a man, she always says, 'How do men are like this?' On the one hand, this can maintain their image of a lady; on the other hand, they can accept the reconciliation.



28. If one day men and women are really equal, I am not happy with women, but our men.



29. The image of a man has only one use: bubble MM. So once MM is in the hand, the MM will be sad to discover that this man has no image at all.

30. In the novel or movie, the heroine is disguised as a man, and without exception, the actor is always intentionally or unintentionally caught on her chest and reveals her identity.



31. Even if it is an insulator, there is a breakdown voltage.





32. "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I certainly believe that every time I see a beautiful woman, I will fall in love with her at first sight."



33. There is only one reason for "three thousand weak waters, only one scoop": this scoop is large enough.



34.zg developed a dart with a range of 10 kilometers. The only regret is that it needs to be launched on an airplane at an altitude of 10,000 meters.



35. The lightning rod tells us that the most prominent place is always the most vulnerable to electric shock. This is why men always fall on the chest when they look at a woman.



36. Some girls are cheap and cheap, wear cheap clothes, and spray cheap perfume, so they save money while sacrificing the color.

37. Why is it that in the big winter, girls are not afraid of cold wearing short skirts? Because the man's eyes will heat up, and the heating power is inversely proportional to the length of the skirt.