Korean jokes

Zg people: It is the son-in-law who created this world. American: It is God who created this world. Zg people: So, who created the world before God? American: So, who created the world before the son-in-law? The Koreans were surprised to ask: Isn't we Korean?

The three countries of East Asia and the United States began to compete for the moon... zg people: "嫦娥一号" has been in the sky, the moon is ours. The Japanese are not convinced: "The Goddess of the Moon" is earlier than the "Chang'e I", and the moon is ours. The Americans sneered: 30 years ago, the "Apollo" left the mark on the moon. There is no doubt that the moon belongs to the United States! The zg people and the Japanese were very upset and could not refute, but found that the Koreans were slamming the "North Korean mythology" and asked him what he was doing. The Koreans confidently said: I am looking for the moon is evidence of our ancestors.

In 2046, South Korean space science and technology advanced by leaps and bounds, launching a satellite around Mars. As a gift, the Korean satellite cast a copy of "North Korean Mythology" to Mars, causing a commotion among the Martians. Mars A: Hey, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans. Mars B: This at least illustrates the origin of our species. Mars A: No wonder we are so ugly... "咚"... South Korea Satellite has dropped a "Korea Cosmetic Guide"... Japanese: Japanese sushi is the most delicious food in the world, and it is very convenient to carry it with a lunch box. Korean: What is that, we don’t want to bring Korean kimchi out and carry a lunch box. The Japanese are surprised to ask: What do you use? The Koreans proudly said: The large intestine is our kimchi jar...

Koreans: Our royal palace of the King of Korea – Gyeongbokgung Palace is not as large as the Forbidden City, but the toilets in our Royal Palace are particularly large and exquisite. From this point of view, we can hardly see the other end. Zg people: Then your king's ass must be too big to cross the 38th parallel.

Since Cheng Jiesi Khan, Confucius, Sakyamuni, and Rizhao the Great have successfully advanced to Koreans, I heard that Darwin will also change his nationality. The British are uneasy, so he sent the old spy Bond 007 to perform secret missions. Bond 007 spent nine cattle and two tigers, and finally found the young Darwin through the "crossing card." Unexpectedly, in the time tunnel, it was discovered that the Koreans had hijacked the old Darwin, and Bond 007 was annoyed. This made it clear that the young Darwin did not understand evolution. I saw the old Darwin is trembling slightly modified "The Origin of Species": the evolutionary path of species is as follows: ... Koreans → monkeys → humans...

The Koreans lost their way in the primitive jungle and suddenly saw a monkey reading The Origin of Species. The monkey wants to exchange ideas with him, but the Koreans are very arrogant. Koreans sneer: Do you also talk to people? According to evolution, monkeys are lower than people. The monkey is furious, "啪", and draws a copy of "North Korean Mythology": Do you also talk to the monkey? According to this **, the monkey evolved from the Koreans...

South Korea’s former chief scientist, Hwang Woo-suk, was angry with the former shame of a snow-cloning dog and finally broke through the difficulties of copying people. The American scientists were shocked and sent people to see it in South Korea. Although the streets were crowded, there were only two faces: the man's face and the woman's face. The Americans refused to accept it and secretly stole the body and went back to study. After the forensic anatomy, the big earthquake: test! The level of plastic surgery is really high, and aliens can be like this...

Although it has been proved in theory and mythology that Muhammad, Sakyamuni, and Jesus Christ are all Koreans, Muhammad's beard is too dense, Sakyamuni's nose is too high, and Jesus Christ's skin is too white, and there is a certain gap between the appearance of modern Koreans. So South Korea sent top plastic surgeons to travel through time and space to perform sacred missions.

Laser beards and nose orthosis are a piece of cake. The only way to rejuvenate the body is to cooperate with me. Unexpectedly, Jesus Christ has a temper and is unwilling to live and die. The Korean doctor is furious and spends 30 silver coins to buy Judas and crucify Jesus. Severe torture, seeing that Jesus has only one last breath, and everyone is Korean, so kindness allows Jesus to make the final request.

Jesus asked if you were a madman: I want to know, you... is it... Michael Jackson's winter powder? Seeing the black and strong Chu Liuxiang with a few kebabs to steal the jellyfish Yin Ji Fang heart, the Goryeo Samurai decided to follow the effect, and even took the altar kimchi straight to the Furong demon residence. However, after seeing the flesh of the Furong demon scorpion, the Korean samurai felt a big appetite. When he wanted to turn and leave, he saw the historical ancient books in the wall, and he was overjoyed. He made a big bag and left. Unexpectedly, the book was too heavy, and the Korean warrior was chased by the nursing home soon after he left. The nursing home sneered aloud: Hey, the thief of Gory, stealing history and stealing the technical content!

Han Fei was ruined by the ugly appearance and was succumbed to death by Li Si, who was acquainted with the appearance of Junxiu. Afterwards, he applied for a "crossing card" and returned to the Qin Dynasty. Seeing the change of Han Fei, Li Si was ashamed and embarrassed, staying like a chicken. Qin Shihuang’s surprise asked: Why did Ai Qing become both English and handsome? Han Fei’s cool return: Because I am Korean!

A: Hey, why is it called Koreans? B: According to legend, God is creating the century. God said that if there is light, there will be light; if there is water, there will be water... The Koreans waited for a long time and couldn’t help but ask: Why is there no kimchi? God Genesis is busy with madness, and is furious after being disturbed. A thunder turns the Koreans into sticks...

After being beaten into a stick, the Koreans are not discouraged. I thought: Can't change God, can you change humans? Then he sneaked into the Garden of Eden, turning the fruit of good and evil into a kimchi of kimchi, and turned himself into a snake to lure Eve. Eve is very hesitant: if you don't eat, you can't distinguish between good and evil; if you eat, you become Korean. Adam saw it and flew over to crush the kimchi, and he said: Do you want to eat pork belly in the future?