Confessions of Satay

Over the years, I, Shaying, a good old monster, went to the Western Heavens with the Emperor Tang and the vultures, and suffered a lot of sufferings along the way, but also experienced many moving and interesting things.

Clear on February 1

One day, we are on our way. Suddenly, the grandson Sun Daxia shouted: "There is a fairy, fast stealth!" However, the big vulture is happy to run out and ask loudly: "Where is the goblin? Let me see."

At this time, the master ran back happily and took this big cockroach in his hand.

The pig head three said happily: "Tonight, we will roast and eat, then..."

As I said, I cried: "Oh, the goblin is gone! The master is gone!" We panicked.

After a while, the big vulture climbed out of the cave and sang a song in his mouth: "Small baboons will dance, but unfortunately they will fail."

I rely on! Is vulture food poisoning?

"Three brothers," Sun Daxia said, "you take care of the master, I will come when I go."

I know what the monkey head is looking for.

"What is it, vulture, is there any poisoning?" asked the pig head three or four gently.

"I am!" Master angered. "Of course, I was poisoned. I ate it, knowing it."

So, the pig head three took out a thing from the pocket and went to the master's mouth and said, "Master, just a little while, this is a good first aid medicine, don't worry, hehe."

After a while, the master shook his head.

"Three brothers, don't let him shake his head."

"What did you eat for this vulture?" I asked.

"Ecstasy." said the pig head three bad.

The master is still shaking his head, still holding a little song in his mouth. In this old monk

When he was proud, the pig head shouted: "Old vulture, Sun Daxia is back!"

However, the master has been shaking his head.

"What did you eat for him?" asked Sun Daxia.

"Is the big brother listening to the truth or listening to the fake?" asked the pig.

"Of course it is true. The pig's head is the pig's head." Sun Daxia was angry.

"Shaking the head of Xiandan pills," I rushed to answer.

Sun Daxia stunned. Suddenly, he took the golden hoop and chased us over. We fainted and fainted...

February 7

Today I lost a tooth, hey, old.

But this group is too odious, laughing at me all the time. It’s amazing if you don’t lose your teeth? Especially the pig-headed countryman, who always showed his pig's teeth when he spoke, and said that his mouth had a taste of steamed bread.

Really annoying! I picked my luggage and threw all of my underwear down the next day. That's it, it's like this!

February 19

Today, when the vulture saw me go slow, I asked: "Wu Jing, is the baggage too heavy?

I say yes."

The master said: "Wu Jing, the luggage is very light, how many pieces of luggage I can carry it out, but Guanyin sister will not let me back."

The second brother said: "Master, the monk can't lie."

The master said: "Then I will give you a back and see if the luggage is very rare."

So the vultures turned back: "40 people with four scarves, four pairs of shoes, 40 tubes for toothpaste, 4 for hats, 8 for lipsticks, 108 for "Playboy", 40 books for "Crayon Shinchan", one for VCD machines. , 500 pieces of disc."

After the master just finished, the master laughed badly. I know that tomorrow, Guanyin’s sister will come to find the trouble of this vulture.

I

I know that the master has forgotten the facial cleanser! Hey, I will throw it away later.

February 20

The next day, Guanyin caught up, and the master pretended to be safe and sound.

The master smiled and asked: "Is my sister coming to me to play two laps?"

Guanyin said with anger: "Don't pretend, yesterday you backed up the list of luggage, there are a lot of things inside, such as the facial cleanser I sent you, there is no more, talk about it, to which goblin sister? ”

The master stunned.

Guanyin said: "The Tiangong neighborhood committee passed a resolution, that is, you will be fined for three days without smoking, not a bowel movement!"

Everyone has no way, only in their hearts: "No one, old monster!"

Suddenly, the master turned and asked me: "Wu Jing, did you throw my facial cleanser yesterday?"

I was so scared that my face was green. I knew how the master would punish me. Hey, I am miserable this time!