Funny resignation letter

Dear boss:

Yesterday, there was a rain outside, which reminded me of the famous poet Wang Guozhen of our country: "There are always some times when it is just for love, it is quietly escaping, hiding is the figure, can’t hide, but it is that Share, silent feelings...."

Leading you to see how good he is. When I read his poems, I ate cold noodles. As a result, I ate the vinegar without eating it. I led you and said, if we can always be so good, how wonderful. But there are unexpected events, I have to go, I have to wave my hand, do not take a cloud, lead you to see if this is also very poetic.

Looking back, when I first saw you, I was attracted to you. You sit at the boss's table and are as big and strong as a big British bell. You said that you have to love this company before you come to work. Because you love the company, you will love work. I don't understand much. Love is all about playing with your mouth. How much can you give me is just what you said?

You reported a low price for genius. According to this salary, I can spend it evenly in the three packs of Master Kong fast food on a daily basis in January, and I can also pay a dollar to buy an egg and nourish it. When you see me, I don’t like it. I say that I love the word and the salary is priceless. I, at the time, I was short of money. I loved it when I wanted to love. Anyway, falling in love with the company that you Taiwanese opened, it is also a contribution to the stability and unity of the two sides of the strait to make a contribution to the cool people of the 1990s.

In your company, not only do you have to punch in the card every morning, but also have a good team to listen to your instructions. I like to listen to your training, I think I love listening to my cockroaches, but see you splashing in front of the team, and soon the floor is wet, and the aunt who is mopping the floor is happy to say: Yes You are here, she can live to ninety-nine.

We must all work overtime every night under the great leadership of your great glory. Like me, I am in charge of the company's Grain and Operations Division. It sounds like this official is very big. In fact, it is to manage the lunch. You say that overtime is To contribute to the company, so in order to repay the employees, the company must provide a free lunch to each overtime employee. The standard is a box of two yuan. At that time, the shopkeeper who made the lunch was very unhappy, saying that the price was not the case unless the meal was full. I didn't expect you to be very happy to hear it. If you are right, you can order a meal. People are iron, rice is steel, and waste vegetables are not included in steel. You also said that employees should report the flood of water and eat your lunch, so the overtime pay does not have to be issued. We were all very moved at the time. Some female employees shed tears of excitement on the spot. Everyone said: It is my blessing to be able to meet such a boss in a socialist family.

But I really gotta go, alas, in fact, want to go, in fact, want to stay, wanted to stay a good hit you, really, is playing hurt scold is love, my pain to die for you, love to death, So if you can get fat, you should have a good meal.

Oh, yes, in addition to this resignation letter, there is a copy of the paper I sent to the Labor Arbitration Commission on the table. Look at it, by the way, help me pick the wrong word, when the court person comes to you. People will look down on you because of the low level of education of your people.
Look, how much I think about you, ah ah ah ah ah.
Forever gnashing your teeth ***