Funny resignation letter classic quotation

1. Employee Du Mou

I have worked hard for four years in the company, and I believe that your commitment to raise your salary is no less than nine times. When I entered the company, I was 1.61 meters tall and now I am 1.78 meters tall, and my salary is not long.

2. Development Section Wang

My IQ is too low. I don't know why I developed a new model every time. I was crowned with your name at the boss. I have to resign and think about it.

3, security team member Tang

I didn't do it when you asked me to slap two slaps of hapless four minutes of work because I went to see the car injured by the car. According to your past little chicken, I know that my future will not be better. So, bye, you.

4. General Affairs Section Chief Wu

Thank you for always being a lot better than me for others. I have a betel nut for three days and a cigarette for five days. I have to resign because of my limited heart. There are a few things that need to be reminded that you have to remind the next general manager:

If you go out to pick up a girl, if your wife goes to the company to find you, he has to bother to tell your wife, how busy your work is, and now you are going out to negotiate business with customers, how uninterrupted.

If you go to the newly-acquainted beauty, your mistress will come to you again. The method is the same as above.

You can't complain about overtime without pay. Young people, working hard, learning more, will be good.

It is estimated that cultivating a general affairs will waste you a little time, and it will cost you your heart for your future pleasure.