Funny breakup letter

Dear:

I want to quit your lover’s position,

After working for more than a year, I have worked hard to study and fulfill my duties.

Ask for your cold, be careful, speculate on your needs and meet your needs.

Provide your comfort in feelings, so that you have the feeling of being loved;

In action, waiting, picking up, companionship, and more is just basic work.

Although I don’t manage my finances, I have to bear all the burdens of paying the bill;

If you are not at five o'clock, you will have to give a gift to please you.

A competent lover should be gentle and considerate, and be broad-minded.

Listening to your generosity and appreciation for other men, you can't make a big splash.

I didn’t know how to handle it when I was in office. I made a few mistakes and dared to make trouble with you.

If you want to expel me, then I promise that I will not commit it again.

You can barely give me another observation period.

These days, after much thought, thank you for giving me this opportunity.

But I really don't want to take this position, I want to apply to you to transfer back to the friend department.

See if you are talking and laughing at the colleagues in that department. If you are not in the 5th, please ask them to gather together and admire them a little:

Flexibility in working hours, no need to accompany the call, no need to pick up,

No need to pay, no gifts, no need to face your indifference,

You can see your sunny smile and hear your humor.

Although I have a shortage of lover, there is no special treatment except for the increased responsibility;

No sweet words, no more care, no gifts, no...

Decided to resign from this position, as to whether you would like me to adjust the department,

Everything respects your ruling.....

A dedicated employee honors the girl’s reply

Dear

Regarding the proposal of your transfer department, after the parent meeting of the directors meets, the following resolutions will explain to you:

Because your position at the time of the interview was a lover, standards and requirements were different from friends at the beginning.

Although your performance during the trial period was almost bad, he was fired.

But read in your pleading and vowed statement that you can improve and be promoted before you leave.

A lover belongs to a full-time job, which is different from a part-time friend department. Of course, there are more responsibilities and jobs.

But the salary and benefits guarantee is better than the friend department.

Lovers have the benefits and benefits of massage, kiss, hug, sleep, accompanying family gatherings and cooking night snacks.

There are also good promotion channels, which can be promoted to husband, father, grandfather, etc. These are definitely friends.

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Finally, because there is no job in the current friend department, the lover is also an important position.

Therefore, before a new person or job agent is found and the handover is completed,

First transfer you to the spare tire department. The personnel in this department do not need to face the boss every day. You should be able to temporarily relieve your responsibility and pressure.

When someone can hand over the lover's position, you can transfer you to the underground lover department.

Of course, if there is a shortage of friends in the department, you can transfer to a friend department, or you can leave your job. Of course, there is no severance payment for automatic resignation.

Thank you for your hard work over the past year...

Dear Representative of the Board of Directors