short story

When I was four years old at preschool, I accidentally kissed the little girl at the same table during class, and she cried and asked me to be responsible. I said: I will be responsible for you. She said: You have to talk and count! I said: Of course, we are not two or three-year-old children.

When I was in the first grade of the country, I raised my hand to go to the toilet. The teacher looked at the watch and said: There are still five minutes to go to class, go after class. I had no choice but to sit down. When I wet my pants in the loud ringing of the class, I understand one thing: Some things are really not reluctant.

After the final exam in the second year of the National Primary School, the teacher criticized me for not being good at the class. He said: Zhao XX, how did you test this point, the average of the whole class, you seriously dragged the hind legs of the class. I was very puzzled after listening to it and raised my hand. I said: Teacher, the class is not a pig, but also legs and legs?

At the third grade of the National Year, our class and the next class held an intelligence test. After answering all the questions, it is a tie. So I tried the extra test. I and Xiao Ming, next door, answered each other's questions. Who answered the champion? Xiao Ming asked me first. He said: Do you know that there are several eggs in my pocket? As soon as I heard the eggs and came to the spirit, I asked: Did you give me the right answer? He said: I have given you both right! I heard the cheers of my classmates. I said: It is five! I only heard a scream from the class teacher and passed out.

At the fourth grade of the National Primary School, students saved money and donated money to the disaster area. Once, the teacher asked us how much we had in the class. Xiao Ming said; I smashed five yuan. Xiao Liang said: I have spent ten yuan. Finally, come to me, I said: I am still nine hundred and nine hundred! The teacher was very happy, but I slowly found that the teacher’s face had changed.

When I was in the fifth grade, there was a Chinese class in heaven. The teacher asked me to explain the idiom: the truth is white. I thought for a while, saying: There was a family a long time ago. In the first year, they gave birth to a son and named him. In the second year, he gave birth to a son, so he named Xiaobai. On this day, the child’s embarrassment came to see Xiaobai. She said with a little white excited: Look at this child, it’s like a big white! After the answer, I found out: In the winter, the whole class’s head was actually taking hot air.

In the sixth grade, when I started school, I wanted military training. I stood in the front row. The instructor said: the front row counts! I looked at the teacher with a puzzled look and thought that I was wrong and didn't move. The instructor shouted again: the front row reported! ! Looking at the innocent gaze of the instructor, I reluctantly walked to the playground and hugged a tree.

The language test in the seventh grade, "The Analects of Confucius" fill in the blank: threesome. I saw this simple, maybe it was too exciting, I did not pay attention to fill in: threesome. After the exam, listen to the teacher in the office: It seems that the problem of students' early love is to be caught!

It is useless to closely monitor. Many students fell into love in the eighth grade prematurely, leaving me with only a few people on the shore. I want more people to drag me in! On this day, Xiaoli blushes and calls me behind the classroom. Looking at her shy look, I think: I will finally go down the river, and the wild lily is also spring. Sure enough, she took out a letter and I was very excited. She said: Can you give this letter to Xiao Ming for me? When I heard it, my heart was dead.

In the ninth grade, I finally graduated and said goodbye to the teacher at the school gate. I said: Teacher, goodbye! The teacher said: "Goodbye", you want to stay in the next semester! I listened and thought for a while and said: Teacher, goodbye! !

The fifth grade of Nanma Town: Cao Guanyang