Pen name storm

Recently, our class has been flying around, but these nicknames are malicious. Wang Shuai is thin, it is called "small radish head", Jiang Botou became "the president of the winter melon", and the word "昊" in Li Yuyuan gave him the name of "rat". Some people named Mao were called "hairy". insect"! It’s just that we recently learned the lesson of “Growing Peanuts”. We know that Xu Dishan has a pen name called Luo Huasheng, which is very inspiring. So our teacher organized a naming conference in the class, and each student should give him a pen name. In combination with my own reality, I have to have a positive meaning, and suddenly I will explode on the class...

Please listen to our pen name first: watermelon, noodles, melon, radish, orange, corn, bread, chocolate, ice cream, tomatoes, cucumbers... I don’t know if I entered the supermarket of vegetables and fruits; roses, lilies, Mimosa and cactus will make you think that you have entered the plant kingdom; there are small pigeons and crayfish that will give you the illusion of going into the zoo. Also in the Pacific, Mississippi, Amazon, Michael? Jordan, Ninja, Cat Xiaolong... There are people who simply call big shoes, bin Laden, a terrorist, and others simply call Anonymous... In short, it’s weird. However, as a person, you can learn many celebrities in our class by nickname.

No. 1 character: "noodles"

The name "noodle" is the famous Wang Shuai in my class. Don't look at his name in the name of "handsome". In fact, it is not handsome at all. It is thin and ginger-like. The three tendons are big heads. Head, probably because of his black and thin, just because the black skinny muscles can not bow all the way to the waist, squatting, a whole noodle, this name is not only shaped, but also like, it is appropriate for him. It’s just that I privately think that this name is not as good as a small radish.

No. 2: "Web idiot"

Listen to the word "net idiot", you will understand what this character is, the net idiot, Chen Hao also, obsessed with Internet cafes all day, homework can not write, stationery can not buy, or can not enter the Internet cafe, It can be said that Chen Hao is using all the time and using all means to create conditions for the Internet cafes. There was a history of not eating or drinking from noon at 8:00 in the morning and having no money but "smashing" the Internet cafe. You said, "Net How idiotic is the right one!

No. 3: "Mimosa"

I believe that you will know that this is a girl's pen name. Indeed, Mimosa is Zhang Xueying. This Zhang Xueying has big eyes, high nose and red mouth. It is incomparably similar to the little swallow in "Huanzhugege". It is very beautiful, just lacking the sultry, generous, walking, and shameful answer of Xiaoyanzi. , called mimosa.

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