Jokes in the country!

In the morning physics class, the teacher spoke on the podium. One of the children's shoes in the eighth grade of the eighth grade fell asleep. The teacher saw it from the podium and called: xxx up to answer a question. Xxx is still asleep, coughing, as a squad leader, I can't look at it. I tied the buddy with a pen tip. The buddy suddenly woke up and wanted to get angry. I whispered to him: The teacher told you to answer the question and don't reveal the stuffing. The buddies looked at me with grateful eyes, and the children's shoes next to me were laughing. The teacher asked: The classmate, please tell me who is the experiment I just said? The buddy was shocked because he slept and didn't hear it. The children's shoes next to him were reminding him that he only heard an Olympic character. He turned his attention to me and coughed. As a squad leader, it was time to play a role. I whispered to him: It is Altman! He felt that what I said was similar to what other students said, and said loudly: Altman's experiment! Haha, the whole class couldn’t help but laugh.

In the history class, the teacher is talking about the son of Zeng Guopan. I have forgotten something. I also forgot. The child didn't hear the opposite child. The teacher asked him to answer who Zeng Guopan's son was. He didn't, just think about it. I said softly: Zeng Xianer. I didn't expect the child to say that it was Zeng Xianer! Haha. I and my children's shoes are crazy.

In the biology class, the teacher gave us a soft body animal and talked about doing an experiment about how cockroaches eat and get nutrition. The teacher said: Find a thing to seal the shell of the skull and observe whether it is dead or not. Well, let's find a classmate to tell us how to do it. The teacher asked me to answer the little couple next to me. The man asked me how to seal it up. I solemnly said: Use 502 absolute tube. He really said to use 502 shells. The children’s shoes are laughing, the teacher said: I got you in a shell and sealed it with 502. I think you are still alive. Haha. The children's shoes of the seven classes are too happy.

It’s time for class, I’ve watched the watch for a long time before I go to class, and I ran to the corridor to play. Wang xx children's shoes said: Hello, my uncle 5D version. I said solemnly: Well, good, really good, finally upgraded to 5D! (Note: The old sister was originally a 3D version!). When the Wang Tong shoes met, I would like to say hello to me, hahaha.

Physical education class, grades 5, 7, and 9 in the eighth grade. The seventh grade does not know which two classes, the nineth grade one class, and one sports. I led the children's shoes of the seven classes and ran two rounds around the playground, and then they sat in the seat. Freedom of activity, I lay down on the artificial lawn inside the plastic runway on the playground. Just lying down, there was a man coming over, kneeling down, sitting next to me and saying to me: You are the eighth grade flower? Is it right? I said: Comrade, I have admit the wrong person. I am not a flower, it is a wonderful flower, and it is not a flower. He said: Okay. It’s amazing to be surprised, but long, you can do it. Me: ... He said: My name is xxx, I like you, be my girlfriend? I said: Saori, although Ben Qi is not blooming, but Ben Qi has already had the Lord, and you will leave quickly. He was shocked for a few seconds, as if he had made a great determination, biting his teeth: It doesn't matter, I don't mind being a small 3.

I really can't wait to drink a swig of water and spray it toward the sky to describe my mood at the time.

Ray is going to die.

First day: hi Yang Yang color