2013 latest college entrance examination network zero essay three

The topic of the college entrance examination essay has already come out, and the netizen's essay writing for the college entrance examination is really impressive. Recently, a special column invited netizens to write a micro-college essay. Many netizens made a college entrance examination essay, which made people laugh and laugh, and deeply felt that "the master is in the folk." In fact, in addition to the college students writing the college entrance examination composition, many candidates write the college entrance examination zero score composition is also very funny and talented, now look at a few more funny zero composition!

Love gems, don't love cutting gems; love adventure, don't love old-school authority, not big writers, not small craftsmen, please call me talented friends.

The gods written by the netizen Tumen

There used to be a piece of precious gems in front of me. It had a crack and many people couldn’t cut it. I didn't cherish the chance of perfect cutting. When I wanted to cut, a young man had already gotten a good start, and I regret it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to the businessman: Let me come. If I have to ask how many diamonds I can cut, I hope it is... ten thousand.

Netizen written by a lonely pig

"Hey, hey..." Knife, a fast knife. The crowd began to stir up. No one can see how the teenager pulled the knife, and no one can see what a knife is. But the knife has been sheathed. The boy turned and walked to the old man sitting on the side of the plate. Shantou, got up, went far... There were two crystal clear gemstones and two rows of dirty tears flowing down by the old man. The crowd is commotion again: gems, grab! Since then, the rivers and lakes have been raining...

Netizens spoof the youth written by the youth

I love gems, don't love cutting gems; I love adventure, don't love old school and authority; I love the limelight and love success is praised. I am not David Beckham, not Brad Pitt, not a big star, I am a small craftsman. I have nothing special, I am very special. I am different from others, I am like you. I am myself.