"Beijing 傲客" classic lines

1. Driver: "Are you really going to die?" Seagull: Right. Driver: But don't you think it's a pity to die like this? Seagull: Then you told me how to die? The driver: You see, this is my wife, you killed her, but you don't want to live anyway. Even if you are doing a favor for me, I will burn you paper every year! How? Seagull: ... Say good tragedy?

2. It is said that marriage is a man's grave. My marriage is a mixture of Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum.

3. He is shameless, you have to be dead. The partner is having something to stay with, the friend is fine and will stay together.

4. Being sincere to yourself is sincere, and being too harsh on others is wayward. The pressure is not a TV show, you can avoid it when you change the platform.

5. You can taste it, but you can't be without it.

6. It is more clear that a woman looks at a man during the day.

7. I am not sweet, but the taste is unique.

8. The seagull took the TAXI to participate in the performance. The master asked: "Where?" The seagull said: "A theater!" Master: "Which theater?" The seagull said: "A theater, the name of the theater is called a theater. It’s in the super building.” Master: “Only 100 floors? That place is not bad!” Seagull: “Alright, good theaters are more stressful!” Master: “Yes, what is the theater on the first floor?” Seagull: "Eighth underground" master: "Really!"