Li Wei

· Don't test people, people can't stand the test.

· Falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deception; politics is based on deception, and self-deception.

· There are three kinds of myths: one, myth. Second, Taiwanese independence of Taiwan. Third, the Kuomintang counterattacks the mainland.

· Studying human nature, the zoo is a good place.

· The stupidity of the stupid people is not stupid, but they are smart.

· After urinating, forget to pull the zipper, you are a middle-aged person; after urinating, forget to pull the chain, you are the elderly. - Li Wei famous sentence

· When you know what to do, don't forget to apply Xiaohui. When you give a face, don't forget to give Mawei.

· I can't wait until the final judgment to clean up all the villains and enemies. In the middle of the road, I will also kill him several times.

· To be weak, not to live well; to be strong, not to die.

· There are failures, heroes, but no heroes of failure. Wen Tianxiang \ Shi Kefa are heroes of great success. Heroes never fail, he will also get swan when the sky collapses.

· Li Yuqi’s five hundred years of immortality; his people are immortal for a thousand years. After a thousand years, the end of the world, everything is ruined.

· The most annoying thing in the world is the reason for the loser.

· If you are a weak person, you must not live well; if you are a strong person, you must not die well.

· Look at Lien Chan’s lie to see his eyes, don’t look at James Soong’s lies, see him pinch, don’t pinch, look at Chen Shui-bian’s lies, see him open, he’s open, he’s a lie.

· There are three myths: First, myth. Second, the Taiwanese independence of Taiwan. Third, the Kuomintang counterattacks the mainland.

· A human face, a beast-faced beast. I certainly choose the face of the beast. - Li Yu's Quotations

· What we have in common is that we are all in prison.

· A successful life begins with the audience, then with the actors, and finally with the backstage boss. A failed life is the opposite.

· There are two types of bad minds. One type of person, the mind can't be good, because they are trapped by the dogma, they are moving Marx, and they are moving Lu Xun. The other batch is: The United States is so prosperous, why not take their route?

· The text is immortal for five hundred years; its people are immortal for a thousand years. After a thousand years, at the end of the world, everything is ruined.

· It is taught by the talents of the world, and there is no joy. It is one of the stupid things in the world, and one is also a joy.

· She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it; he needs to make love, but can't do it – it's the difference between beauty and hero.

· Knowing that behind the people is a wise man and an esthetician; knowing that people are behind him is a traitor.

· The timid hypocrisy turns the white ones into gray; the daring hypocrites turn the black into gray, and the most successful inverting black and white is not to reverse black and white, but not black and white.

· There are failures, heroes, but no heroes who have failed. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are great heroes of success. The hero never fails. When he falls, he will also get the swan.

· Fan Zhongyan said: "The world is worried and worried." Wang Anshi said: "There is no worry about looking around, and the worry will be in the world." But this is not the words of the three people. In the dark rule of the Kuomintang, you must be worried with the world, so that you have the money to worry about the world. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· Cherish is the evening in the mountains, the small flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicks on the palm, the butterflies on the shoulders, and the blood and tears on the bed.

· I never make a fortune, I just growl and make money. The lion never gets angry and can't eat lions share.

· The biggest shame of politicians is that they call it a long time.

· You can't wait to have enthusiasm to save people, you can't wait for inspiration to write. Just as a prostitute can't wait for sexual desire to pick up. What you should do is reluctant, you have to do it.

· People have long-term concerns and must have near-worry. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· Women have only one view of marriage; men have a thousand and one views of marriage.

· Supreme is only responsible for himself, but not responsible for the people he saves. People are unclear people are ungrateful, people understand a fart, why are they responsible for them?

· The Kuomintang’s problem is that it is a wolf, but sometimes it does not bite people and yells at the wolf. As a result, the prestige is lost, and neither inside nor outside is a human being.

· Life is inevitably injured, but don't run away when you are hurt.

· There are two kinds of people who never thought that Lee Teng-hui would become president: one kind of person is all others; one type is Lee Teng-hui himself. - Li Yi famous words

· Sometimes, because of the lack of money, the love is because the power is too small, so it is because you are not big enough.

· Adult happiness is making the dream of a teenager; old age is no longer making adult mistakes.

· Destroy the enemy, rely on friends; destroy friends, rely on friends and wives; destroy friends and wives, rely on God.

· I like the sundial. As long as there is no sunshine, it will not count the time.

· If you open a female household, don't be afraid of people with sexually transmitted diseases. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· There are three myths: one, myth. Second, the Taiwanese independence of Taiwan. Third, the national name party counterattacks the mainland

· The stupidity of the stupid people is no longer stupid, but they are smart.

· Han Kong Factory said: "There is no hero under the tongue, and there is no stranger at the bottom of the pen." But unfortunately, it is a pen bottom, and the layer of cattle on the paper is always better than the paper.

· The basis for not suffering from loss is: "It’s a good time to get it, and it’s a joy to lose it." Going to the word, you can admire the world and lose it.

· The new women themselves are less worthy of love, the more they complain that others are not worthy of love. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· I am persevering under the bed. Women like me to be persevering, men are afraid that I can't stand it.

· New women, give me one million, don't tax, I don't want to know her; the mother of the new woman, give me two million, kill me a tax collector, I don't want to know her.

· The so-called growing up is that you know what it is; the so-called maturity is that you know it after you know it.

· The Frankenstein is terrible, and the mysterious geek is even more terrible. Mou Zongsan’s stream, the typical metaphysical geek also. His articles and speeches are not well-known, but the Kuomintang still holds him. - Only bastards can hold a bastard.

· Everyone only looks at the problem of bad teenagers, but forgets to look at the problem of bad old age. Many problems of bad teenagers are actually caused by bad old people. Ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, there has never been so many bad old ages like the Kuomintang group, never! ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· Some people only know that equipment will be depreciated, and there is not much to know about depreciation. Knowledge will be depreciated, comrades will be depreciated, comrades will be depreciated, and lovers will be depreciated. However, lovers are best not to depreciate, lover should be scrapped in advance.

· The general principle is that the government finances the amount of expenditure, and the family finances are worthy. However, the Kuomintang’s "accumulative ministers" are blindly blinded by unscrupulous means, so they are getting more and more money. They never know what it means to be "rich and wealthy". They only know that "the rich are in themselves."

· President Jefferson was defamed as a thief, a coward, a swindler, a cultist, a fake money maker, a forgery writer, a deviant, an unbelievers, an unrighteous person, and an orphaned widow. ... He has tolerated him. Because he does not "maintain the dignity of the head of state", he upholds the dignity of freedom.

· The fact that the world is not in fact is the fifty steps of the difference, that is, the comparison between the individual and the B is better. - Whether it is an absolute opposite, but who is better than who.

· There is only one way for a wise man to face Li Wei, that is, he has to desperately be friends with him. - You must not be the enemy of Li Wei who you can't beat, be his enemy, you will hate friends. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· The small person will only count as “investment return rate”, but the big man will count as “investment revenge rate”. Pay attention to those who are willing to take revenge. They are the holy ones.

· Yu Guangzhong, they set the four seas to be poor and not to speak, so cold-blooded and escaping, how can they become first-class literary workers? What's more, they are still flattering, what is this heart?

· A: "Is it worth to be proud of not being a Kuomintang?" B: "Of course it is worthwhile. One person, under the Nazi rule, does not be a Nazi, is a superior." A: "But you don't be a Kuomintang, but only reach a negative standard. "B": "If you don't do anything, then you can do something."

· Real women are making your "hardware" and "software" clear. As soon as you saw her, except for the cock, it was soft. Such a woman is a real woman.

· The job is to be "received by the meal" instead of "waiting for dinner" so that it will pass. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· You can never do the door-to-door work, and you can do it alone. - "The big things are not for the public." Except for elections, riots and applause, the people are useless.

· It is not an enemy or a friend. It is wrong. It is not a friend or an enemy. It is right. The enemy must be determined from the width; the friend should be admitted strictly.

· The Kuomintang said that they are "respected by the public" and that it is actually "the return of the public." Tens of them are sluts, and the last tenth is a slut.

· There are two types of revolutionary parties, one is not married; the other is desperately big-married. This kind of person seems to avoid discussing his wife, so he is desperately forced to get married, and the real revolution is home.

· The apostate Communist Party is the worst Communist Party. Such people have the bad habits of the Communist Party, but they do not have the idealism of the Communist Party. The Kuomintang has collected too much of this kind of goods. This kind of person "has a self-efficacy to heal the fear in the subconscious mind and break the loneliness", so it is between the blue and red, and it is eclipsed. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· Other people's learning is just a battery, so always charge; my learning is a generator, no electricity to charge, - I am a battery.

· The revolution often begins with a good coin instead of a bad coin, and ends with a bad coin to drive a good coin. It is the new bad money that replaces the old bad money, and it is the eternal expulsion of good money.

· A blank death certificate is sent to the birthday; two blank divorce certificates are issued for marriage. If you can give gifts like this, you are really good friends.

· The reason for advancing is only one; the reason for retreating is one hundred. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward, but never have a reason to prove that he is a warrior.

· There are only three kinds of relationships between people: First, he yells at me with you; Second, you yell at him; Third, I yell at you with him. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· In order to protest against the KMT’s tobacco and alcohol sales, I don’t smoke or drink alcohol; in order to oppose imperialism, I don’t smoke or drink alcohol. George Bernard Shaw said that the British have a theory of what they do, and my theory is more fucking than the British.

· The Kuomintang is willing to refrain from the sovereignty of the Northeast Port at the Cairo Conference, but it wants Taiwan’s sovereignty. The Kuomintang is far-sighted! It can get to an island for escape early, who said that the Kuomintang has no foresight!

· Huang Tingjian said, "There is a sense of eating lotus seeds." The poem says: "In the lotus soil, it is not the same as the mud." I think the most proud of me on this island is here.

· There is no close relative without being close. It is a blessing without a close relative. Close relatives are the Kuomintang when you are unlucky, and you are the Communist Party when you are developed.

· Do not trust comrades. One is a fellow traveler, it is a stranger. - Comrades are the easiest to turn their faces. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· The veteran taxi driver said to me: "Taipei driving is really terrible, it is more terrible than snoring. Snoring is just an enemy in front of it; driving a taxi is an enemy in front, back, left and right." I think I am doing this.

· I found three famous eyebrows: Chen Xiangmei's eyebrow, Yang Baolin's eyebrow, and Song Nenger's eyebrow. Chen Mei demon, Yang Mei demon, Song Mei demon demon.

· Some stupid people blame me for not participating in party activities. My answer is: Adults are adults, will he participate in the children's family wine?

· Some people say that I am a "thinking giant, acting gnome" outside the party. I don't know if Sun Yat-sen is not participating in the March 29th campaign. Is it a "giant" or a "dwarf"?

· Don't call the commander-in-chief to be a soldier, although the commander-in-chief has also been a soldier. When he was a soldier, the soldier was not born yet! Only the idiot is called the first line of the commander-in-chief. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· Kuomintang member Hu Hanmin said in his later years that the history of the Kuomintang is "everything is inevitable, adoring, swearing, and swearing." In fact, the history of the politicians outside the party is also a replica of the Kuomintang, but they are even more stupid. .

· Zeng Guofan said, "Good people come from hardships." Some people with lofty ideals, his life experience is hard to come by. Some even have a lifetime of experience to smell the stinking feet, Hu Xuyi is also. This is called "a good person is more self-smelling."

· God only has to work on his ribs; the saints have to work hard. Still God is once and for all. But the ribs made a woman, and it worked hard.

· Jiang Shufan said: "Flat drama, strong tea, and birds. - This kind of person will not be Li Wei." - This is Jiang Li's quotation.

· Old K is like a menstrual cotton advertisement. Although it is not directly said what it is selling, everyone knows what it is selling. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· Miss Gu said the truth to Miss Liu. Miss Liu blames her. Miss Gu said: "You see, you don't like to hear the truth." Miss Liu said: "I like to hear the truth, but I don't like to hear this truth." - Cute women always like fake truth.

· The shovel can be ground into a needle, but the raft can only be ground into a toothpick. The materials are wrong, and it is useless to work harder.

· Some people say that I am rude to outsiders. Of course, it must be rude. Huang Shigong is right to Zhang Liang, what is the gift? The ridiculous thing is that these stupid Zhang Liang, even Huang Shigong did not understand him without hesitation!

· You can't capitalize every letter or even write a flower. You should always have a lowercase at ease.

· People's desires are large, but their skills are small. It’s just a matter of tolerance, but it’s just a hole, it’s just a hole, that’s all. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· Penguins are born with cold blood and then become hot. The purpose of education is here!

· The old saying that saving the people is to "resolve the people hanging down." If the people are happy to hang over, then they will solve the fart! The people of Taiwan are happy to hang over, they are eating the Kuomintang!

· I don't share the problem, I only solve the problem.

· Russell is getting older, the title of the article is getting bigger and bigger; the older Hu Shi is, the more the title of the article is written, the higher the realm is, the better the judgment is.

· All I can do is gamble with the devil and wait for them to make mistakes; what the devil can do is not to do anything unless it is fake. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· Peking University is too embarrassed

· The most annoying thing in the world is the reason for the loser

· I am too close to the shit

· A successful husband is money more than his wife can't finish; a successful wife is to find such a husband.

· You can forgive the Playboy, but you will not forgive the monk or the priest. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· Democracy is a trap: giving you the freedom to choose leaders, but only giving you a bunch of jerk. You can choose it, you can only choose a bastard when you choose a white head! You can smash a big bastard and then pick a bastard that hasn't grown up yet, and the problems that affect our public life are still a lot!

· There are two major regrets in my life: First, I can't find a wonderful person like Li Wei to be my friend. Second, I can't sit in the audience and listen to Li Wei's wonderful speech.

· The terrible part of the stupid: the stupidity of the stupid people is not stupid, but in their own cleverness.

· New women and kitchens: New women in the past walked out of the kitchen; modern new women simply don’t go in.

· Understanding and love: Men should have more love and less understanding of women; women should know more about men and less love. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· Common sense and extraordinary: Discover a very part of common sense, it is very human. Stealing chicken also costs money: don't think about it if you don't have the money. - steal a chicken and a handful of rice! Good people do bad things: good people do bad things, more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

· The text is immortal for five hundred years; its people are immortal for a thousand years. A thousand years later, at the end of the world, everything is ruined.

· I must tell you that the next speech was when Liu Changle’s boss told me that I finally asked him a word and asked him to stop. I said that there was a red carpet? He said that Clinton has, Lien Chan, you don't. I said why I didn't? He said that Peking University respects you and regards you as an academic speech, so it does not mean red carpet. Does the principal mean this? I said yes, I am doing an academic speech. It is an academic speech. It’s not good, it’s half, and the red carpet is too late.

· The ancient rulers wanted to "collect the world's powers of the world", but the true powers of the abilities must absolutely "return the snare" and not be "youth talents".

· Some people think that modern civilization has eliminated cattle and horses instead of cars. I don’t know if modern people have to be a horse before they can get on the bus. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· The lover makes you old, and the daughter of the lover makes you back in time.

· Armor outside the range is the best armor.

· What are you not moving? I am never tempted by beauty, just outside the heart.

· Of course, "the gentleman revenge, ten years is not too late." But don't be too late, because ten years later, your enemy may have gone to hell.

· I never let the villain suffer once, I let him suffer for a lifetime. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· Supreme people do not have certain enemies, and there are no certain friends, but there are certain points of attack.

· To succumb to the world, to be humbly to be accommodating, to be left to treat comrades, to be ignorant of death.

· The woman no longer speaks Shandong, and the man no longer speaks Shanghainese. This is the ultimate in the Mandarin movement.

· My profession is similar to the butcher's, that is, killing many pigs every day. It’s just that he uses a knife and I use a pen.

· A good tragedy is a cough medicine, and a good comedy is a strong stomach. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· Rats cross the street, everyone shouted and beat; the tiger crossed the street, everyone shouted and did not dare to fight.

· The singer He aint heavy, hes my brother. "The person is the most jerk, because he does not know that the brother is the heaviest.

· The DPP is getting started with the search and going out to the quality control. But the problem is that no one is qualified to perform this.

· Some people are just marble, but they think they are sculptors.

· The sequel to the 20th century in the United States - the Olympic black players won the gold medal. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· Friends and lawyers must pay attention to their positions. The difference is that the latter has to pay, the former is free.

· Someone is so cute that you often don't want her, because she thinks more, she is not cute.

· Some people are so cute to the level of hatefulness, some people are hateful to the extent of cuteness.

Hu Shi - a person who is so important, but has done so many unimportant things.

· Read the "Presidential Words" in the toilet - while pulling and eating. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· All hairdressers hate baldness, and all bald hate barbers.

· First-rate merchants must make money regardless of the downturn; first-rate writers must write books whether they sell well or not.

· I don't wear a tuxedo or a cocktail. - I hate all social activities.

· There is no acidity in reading, and there is no anger in the book, and the banned book does not look like party spirit. Burning books does not allow others to see the tyranny.

· Comrade is not you see me, I see you, comrades are you and me to see him together. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· The theist is dead and the atheist is dead.

· Sometimes it’s better to be the same, it’s better than the old man.

· Some people are brothers within four seas, and some are enemies within the four seas.

· I seem to be a refueler at sea. - My strength is always floating, but the object is sunk.

· Propaganda is something you want to know, you must know it; confidentiality is something you don't know, you must not know. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· I only have no tea after dinner.

· People who taste good don't have to cook, and people who know the road don't have to drive.

· God gives the blind a "fair treatment": - He can't see others before he is born, and others can't see him after death.

· Two good places to die: on the desk and on the bed. But exhausted on the desk is worse than exhausting in bed.

· The election is a dual-use drug. Before the election, it was a stimulant. After the election, it was a tranquilizer. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· Some people, do his friends have a headache, do not want his friends to have high blood pressure.

· Some Kuomintang secretly returned to the party outside the party, and some outside the party were more open than the Kuomintang.

· People who embrace and laugh and cry and are determined to embrace and laugh, don’t cry.

· You must be pitiful to those who believe in the Kuomintang because he believes in a group that does not believe in him.

· Some people live by the East and West, and some people live by Tibet. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· You can believe in culture and you can believe in beauty, but don't believe in "cultural beauty". It is a cheat of stars.

· A successful life begins with the audience, then with the actors, and finally with the backstage boss. A failed life is the opposite.

· Party education is a person who is unreasonable and trains people who are not sensible.

· I don't want to leave Taiwan. - Because of the return from foreign travel, Taiwan is even more ugly and can't live.

· Stupid people can't do the most stupid thing, the most stupid thing is done by smart people. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· When smart people are bored, they often do stupid things.

· For some political powers, you can't just move your mouth; for some political powers, you can't move your hands; for some political powers, you can't move your mouth; for some political powers, you can't move your mouth.

· The use of fleas is - at least to keep the dog awake; the use of bed bugs - at least to make people awake.

· A friend who needs to explain too much to him, or a good friend.

· The new morality is the old morality of adding a leavening agent. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· The philosophy of this century is metaphysics in the next century.

· The characteristics of Taiwanese politicians and giants are: more wine than suits, more suits than celebrity paintings, more celebrity paintings than books, and more books than you have seen.

· The great prince is not able to grow a small tree, it covers the sunshine of the children and grandchildren.

· 90% truth plus one percent is the 100% truth

· The KMT’s first-rate writers are best able to maintain third-rate standards. ——Li Yu’s Quotations

· The greatest sadness of a new woman is that she always lives in hypocrisy.

· Pigs become pigs, just eat "Oulu fat"; people become pigs, but they want to eat Euro Brazil.

· Some women, ugly to stick pork on the face to attract her dog. Of course, the exception is the woman who "faces his face and flies."

· Some people think that everything is easy and do anything in the first half of life; in the latter half of life, they think that everything is difficult and nothing is done.

· A good person is only slandered if he does something bad; the bad guy is only a good thing, he is taken. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· Newspapers do not increase, like sardines in cans; after newspapers are added, they are like bread with water.

· Optimistic people ask for more happiness; pessimistic people ask for less trouble.

· The result of life seems to be a scavenger. I can't see how to do it, but I can see it if I don't do it.

· People who are arrogant are best suited to enter the party; those with autism are best suited to jail.

· The Kuomintang scholars started, the first generation relied on bragging, the second generation relied on flattering, so this generation is not as good as one generation. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· It is convenient for tall people to eat swan meat; the work of dwarfs is convenient.

· A great meaning is often built on many small injustices.

· "The gentleman is not a device" is not enough. If you want to be "not gentle, you can't get sick."

· "Poor and good" can only be enjoyable, and "poor and profitable" can survive.

· Spring is a must! You called Chun Yuxian, she called the bed later. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· Philosophy is not as good as sitting, love is not as good as sitting.

· There are no layers in it, why are you here?

· Someone's stubbornness is very strong. Others can't change him, he can't change him.

· Rich is the capitalist, and poor is the Communist Party. This human nature is also common.

· The key to the boss is the key to the beauty of the face. The key to the beauty of the ugly politics is the thick and thin dog group. There are three kinds of the party.

· Others are saying that you are a bastard, but I have a skill that can prove that you are a bastard.

· The blackest in China's modern education in the past three hundred years: the control test, the second: the control test, the third: the control test.

· At that time, Peking University treated the government. The Ministry of Education’s official documents came back and did not look. Most of the North’s money came, and the Ministry of Education’s money came and it came in. Now the Peking University is too embarrassed. In my opinion, what is the reason, how can we not be embarrassed, our secretary stands up, the headmaster stands up, like our former old principal Ma Yinchu is not like this?

· The world's three major tenors, Pahua Luodi, is this posture when you come up. Please applaud, why applaud, because I am too expressive, you have forgotten to applaud.

· There are two major regrets in my life: First, I can't find a brilliant person like Li Wei to be my friend. Second, I can't sit down and listen to Li Wei's brilliant speech. ——Li Wei’s famous sentence

· The ancients said that “the big man has no self-interest”, and only those who care about the public good need almost no personal friendship.

· For a person weighing 200 pounds, it is imperative not to lose weight, but to find a 205-pound person standing in front of him.

· Someone challenged me to say: You are coming over. I don't answer, just galloping away, then knocking him down with a horse.

· The text is immortal for five hundred years; its people are immortal for a thousand years. After a thousand years, the end of the world, everything is ruined.

· Women have only one view of marriage, and men have a thousand and one views on marriage. ——Li Wei’s famous words

· Laozi has money, not afraid to pay!

· Someone challenged me and said, "Let's come over." I didn't answer, just galloped away, and then he beat him down.

· A successful life begins with the audience, then with the actors, and finally with the backstage boss. The failed life is the opposite.

· One of the most annoying words in the world is the reason for the loser.