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Funny resignation letter


Part 1: Funny resignation letter essay

Dear boss:

Yesterday, there was a rain outside, which reminded me of the famous poet Wang Guozhen of our country: "There are always some times when it is just for love, it is quietly escaping, hiding is the figure, can’t hide, but it is that Share, silent feelings.... "Lead you to see how good he is. I read his poems and eat cold noodles. As a result, the vinegar is not finished, I will lead you, if we can So good, how good it is. But there are unexpected events, I have to go, I have to wave my hand, do not take a cloud, lead you to see if this is also very poetic. Looking back, when I first saw you, I was attracted to you. After sitting at the boss table, it was as big and powerful as a big Ben of England. You said you must love this before you come to work. The company, because I love the company, will love to work, I don't understand much. Anyway, love and not love are all about playing with your mouth. How much money can you give me is just what you said.

You reported a low price for genius. According to this salary, I can spend it evenly in the three packs of Master Kong fast food on a daily basis in January, and I can also pay a dollar to buy an egg and nourish it. When you see me, I don’t like it. I say that I love the word and the salary is priceless. I was also short of money at that time. If I want to love, I will love it. Anyway, falling in love with the company you started in Taiwan, can be regarded as a contribution to the stability and unity of the two sides of the Taiwan Straits. In your company, not only do you have to punch in the card every morning, but also have a good team to listen to your instructions. I like to listen to your training, I think I love listening to my cockroaches, but see you splashing in front of the team, and soon the floor is wet, and the aunt who is mopping the floor is happy to say: Yes You are here, she can live to ninety-nine. We must all work overtime under the great leadership of your great glory. It’s too late to work overtime. Like me, I’m in charge of the company’s Grain and Operations Division. It sounds like this official is very big. It’s actually a book-making lunch. You say overtime is To contribute to the company, so in order to repay the employees, the company must provide a free lunch to each overtime employee. The standard is a box of two yuan. At that time, the shopkeeper who made the lunch was very unhappy, saying that the price was not the case unless the meal was full. I didn't expect you to be very happy to hear it. If you are right, you can order a meal. People are iron, rice is steel, and waste vegetables are not included in steel. You also said that employees should report the flood of water and eat your lunch, so the overtime pay does not have to be issued. We were all very moved at the time. Some female employees shed tears of excitement on the spot. Everyone said: It is my blessing to be able to meet such a boss in a socialist family.

But I really gotta go, alas, in fact, want to go, in fact, want to stay, wanted to stay a good hit you, really, is playing hurt scold is love, my pain to die for you, love to death, So if you can get fat, you should have a good meal. Oh, yes, in addition to this resignation letter, there is a copy of the paper I sent to the Labor Arbitration Commission on the table. Look at it, by the way, help me pick the wrong word, when the court person comes to you. People will look down on you because of the low level of education of your people. Look, how much I think about you. Always grit your teeth


Chapter 2: Funny Resignation Letter Fan Wen

Dear leaders:

Saying that the world is in a big position, it will be a long time, and it will be divided for a long time! Although this statement comes from the ancient three countries, I think it is also beneficial to today's affairs. After a hundred years of economic crisis, I can see the global economic situation. It is a sorrowful sorrow and a sorrow. The people, workers, and migrant workers are all bitter and bitter. The Secretary has a sense of this. He can’t help thinking about his own body. He is sad and sad, and he mourns! Siben cloth, born from a young age. Poor, ploughing in the land of Xingzhou in southern Anhui, squandering the whole life in the world, not seeking to reach the rich, but seeking food and clothing to survive. I thought that at the beginning, Yu Benyi was a young boy, dreaming of flying, wanting to show his ambitions in the exhibition, one to add luster to the group, and the other to add food to the body, and to make the best of both worlds, and the reality is cruel, the Secretary I went to work in the early April of this year, and I have been working for a long time. I have not only failed to show my talents, but I am ashamed of it, my debts are high, my clothes are shrinking, and the gathering is stopped.

All the friends who leave, there are; those who despise, who have it; those who give up, have it. It is because of the fact that the outstanding young boy of the past has completely lost himself. The monthly salary of the company is actually the result of the combination of basic salary, post allowance and lunch allowance. Zhongyou Yun: "Why, you can't be convinced, you can tolerate it so far, and you don't die." More than a few two-grain silver, on the right side, the bottom is worthy of the ground, the middle is worthy of the air; although the rest is conscientious, after all, food and clothing can not be resolved, today's face is actually the old phase of the dragon. He also has insufficient food and lack of strength. It is beautiful, so it is like a thousand horses. Although there is a thousand miles of energy, there is no choice but to starve to death... Although the Secretary is not talented, he does not dare to live in a thousand miles, but he does not know himself. A mediocre person. When people stand in the world, they need a skill. Secretary Shi is very low-minded and does not dare to claim to be full of economics. However, it is not necessary to deal with words. However, since the beginning of the day, the daily work is only "clean". Cleaning a number of houses, pouring water tea, hypocritical guest sets, and circling among the so-called leaders, since they were ordered, they stayed up late and sighed, sincere and fearful, fearful of neglect and slackness... Today, knees sigh, how sad!

Peach blossoms thanked the spring red, too hurried, the years like water, and the seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter have been three hundred and sixty degrees. Looking back, the geometry of the resulting geometry has to be slightly counted: the income - material: work in December, the first three months of the month, six hundred, the next nine months of the month, nine hundred, a year, thousands of districts are not enough Solve the problem of food and clothing, let alone talk about dressing and playing, and live a quality life; spiritually: suffering from the blows, a new master of skills in the past year, that is, cleaning, Secretary is a good man, undergraduate graduates, although not only, It should not be reduced to the rank of cleaners, so that the young and frivolous heart will be old and no longer energetic. For one time, Si Mou Wei Nuo Nuo, serving others is better than caring for himself, and his request, only daily food and clothing, However, with the soaring prices, the solution to this problem is not available. Lost - lost time, wasted youth, and lost the dignity of parents, brothers, and people...

However, why is it that the younger brother of Zhenghua, who is in the air, is still trying to persevere, and only waits for the rising wages that everyone in the legend expects. A strange young ignorant, actually stupid for a year, after all, unsuccessful; the thousands of foreign debts required by the Secretary for a certain year of life are also not expected to be repaid, so Shimou Dengwu: Here is the tomb of young people, the only function is Buried dreams, buried youth, killing fighting spirits, and spending time. Therefore, the decision of the Epistemological Division should not be spent here, and the moment to make a choice has arrived.

Say the world's general trend, the long-term must be combined, the long-term must be divided! Not here to keep the Secretary, the Secretary is also inconvenient to continue to bother you, neither can not bother, why not both, from then on, forget each other in the rivers and lakes!

I am grateful for the resignation of the incumbent and incompetent staff.


Chapter 3: Funny Resignation Letter

It’s going to rain, and the mother wants to marry, life and death, wealth and wealth. Originally, I wanted to work in my XX company, but life is cruel. The enormous pressure of life forced me to look up and look at the blue sky. At this time, how much I admire the free-flying birds, and those who can afford to fly. At the beginning of each month, I will be happy with the meager salary to pay the debts of last month. In the middle of each month, I will try to tighten my belts in order to save money, repeatable, at the end of each month. The true nature of life has become borrowing money and hiding debt.

People are more masculine than people. This is a common saying, but it is indeed an unchanging truth. Looking at the brothers around me are going abroad, this heart is like a fire. Looking at my friends holding 15% of the room stickers, car stickers, 5, 6 hundred heating bills, and thousands of bonuses, this heart is pondering, this gap between people is so big? In my life for a few years, I’m pointing at it. Yes, the company has training programs and training mechanisms. The company will try to train every employee to be an ideal, ethical, cultural, and disciplined four newcomers. The salary will rise, and the bread will be available. I don’t understand it. You have to train me for 3 years and 5 years. If you don’t need to cultivate, you will receive it. How many years have you been training for you? At that time, the daylily is cool. People can see it, give money?

The dragon entered the shallow water and was sung by the shrimp. Buddhism: There is a fixed number of ones and one glory. The Bible says: I will write down what I owe. Tony Leung said: It is always necessary to come out and mix. The chairman said: Where there is oppression, there is resistance. Xiaoping said: Poverty is not socialism. On the TV, I also said: Be cool, rely on yourself. Therefore, for personal reasons, I decided to leave the XX company that has been serving for many years. Request leadership approval.


Chapter 4: Funny Resignation Letter

During my two years of work, I quit nine times, from WAP development to network management, the shortest 11 days, the longest is this time. At that time, I was not sure what to do. The job-hopping was my means of acquiring new knowledge. The job-hopping made me feel upset. It’s not bad to start with this new environment. I really want to do it well. In fact, the same is true. I have not worked in a company for such a long time. I originally had a lot of projects, I wanted to pull it to the company. But the company has a lot of things and your behavior makes me feel disappointed. I thought that following a wise, decisive and charismatic leadership, I have development and future.

After doing this for a long time in private enterprises, I know very well the hard work of the boss, and the boss is also very difficult, so I have little dissatisfaction with the interests. When I can't stand it, I quit. But I think there are things that I have to say to you:

1. As a boss, there are some trivial things that you should not ask. CEOs should do some relatively large and level things. It is uncomfortable to stare at the employees below. For example, which computer is used for, how come back late, reimbursement and the like. Although the small things are small, they destroy the image of the CEO. I have never seen the boss personally calculate the annual salary of each employee and personally send it to each employee. --- This is too approachable.

2. Correction is too positive. Office expenses should be saved, the network can not be unlimited, the car can not be casually played, the phone bill can not be casually reported, the travel expenses can not be too high ... but not too much, otherwise the staff will complain.

3. Be fair. If you are late for deduction, then work overtime should be efficient, but you can't just look at work time. Can you finish your work depends on your consciousness? Why do you have to go to work to get stuck? When you go to work on time, I am dozing off, have a fart! For example, yourself. How many times late, can you say that you are not working hard at work? You are insured for me, I am very happy, but you have done nothing. Why do everyone treat different people, some people, some people are not unfair to others, how can you keep people's hearts? This little trick is entirely personal behavior, not corporate behavior.

4. Speak to count. When I came, A Mao made it clear that this year’s annual salary is calculated on a one-year basis. But A Mao has gone, and there is no evidence to follow. If you remember not remembering me, I don’t even know. I have already sold my strength to the company, and I have completed my work, and I have earned my company an annual salary for the XX project, and there will be more projects this year. There is no profit in the company's network and wiring, and I have nothing to do with it. Actually, there was no double salary and reward at the end of the year, and the deduction of money made me decide to leave. 5. Use personal behavior to manage the company, think that the company is mine, the management company can be said to be free to do whatever it wants, the management of the company is a mess, all by one person has the final say, the narrow private property psychology is at fault, the typical small-scale agricultural economic thinking.

6. I prefer free work, no bondage, and I like to have space to display my own abilities. The company is not suitable for me. I can't communicate with the methods and thinking methods of the Northwesters. I don't want to go to the Northwest to do projects, so I have no use in the company. In the past nine months, I have been like a miscellaneous person. I went to Lanzhou for a few days in a while. I went to the Dongdan Telephone Office to do debugging that I could not finish, or told the user some insane lie. I did a lot of meaninglessness and was uncomfortable. Work, and did not learn anything. I wasted a lot of time, but did not have the satisfaction and sense of accomplishment of the work. The work I did was totally different from what I expected from the company. I don't think you know what I am good at, what job I like, what job I hate.

7. The company is like a small workshop. When a monk hits a day, there is no sense of security. Everyone has a mixed feeling. No matter how brilliant the company was, at least the company is lacking in the atmosphere. And we take the project is not based on technical strength. In other words, the company is willing to spend a lot of money on the relationship, but technically it has been in vain. For a year, there is no technical investment. This may be the difference between technology and business.

8. There are too many company problems, don't write them, you don't necessarily like to watch them. In short, this time, the reason why I made a resignation in the company for less than a year is because the company has limited room for development. And the ability that he showed, the boss does not know how to appreciate. The rule of my years of job hopping is: Since the boss does not give himself a chance to develop, he will not give the boss a chance to resign. With 100,000 annual salary, you may be able to find a better employee than me, but you should not think that you can retain the hearts of a technician only by this 100,000 annual salary. Originally, it is an era of two-way choice and mutual squid squid. No company is operating as it is. I am really sincere about the company, and the company has to be worthy of me. My resignation will not have any impact on the company. Some of the masters are, I wish the company thrives!


Chapter 5: Funny Resignation Letter

I have been in the company for nearly half a year, and I have not made any contribution to the company. I feel pressure and physical and mental exhaustion. The company is full of leaders, the left and right are all eyes and ears, work for half a year, words and deeds are cautious, must be respectful, but fear that words and deeds will be wrong again, and continue to go on, the seven feet of the man, no blood on his body, do not lose the principle of doing things, this resignation one of the reasons. The company wants to be a domestic strong, and urgently needs a group of high-quality talents to fill it, but I am a mediocrity, no talent, no morality, and poor quality. I can’t bear the salary in this day. I am pleased to leave, the second reason for this resignation. Half a year of work, the treatment is meager, relying on relatives and friends to help the children every month, and the parents are getting old and hard, and they think that they should enjoy the blessings. They have not sent them a penny for half a year, and there is no prominent relatives at home and abroad. The five-foot child, the two old people are cold and clear, and they are all opposite each other. They are really ill-treated in spirit and material. Every time I think about it, I don’t want to live. I want to drift outside, and then go on, how can I live in the livestock! The third reason for this resignation.

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