The most classic and funny couplet in 2019

Shanglian: Recalling the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, one wife, a group of children. Downlink: Look at the present, white rice, Wang Ba Tang, a child, a wife and a gang. Horizontal batch: Keeping pace with the times

Union: Love and being loved are difficult, downline: there is a time for love; horizontal batch: love is priceless

Shanglian: pseudonym fake surname address, downlink: cheating, cheating, cheating, feelings; horizontal batch: willing to hook

Shanglian: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for you to call back; the next line: for your life, for you to die, for you for a lifetime; horizontal batch: the wrong person.

Shanglian: The person I love has the name of the Lord; the lower line: the person who loves me is terrible; the horizontal approval: life bitter.

Shanglian: Red rice pumpkin soup, wife and a child a bunch; lower joint: red rice Wang Ba Tang, a wife and a wife a group; horizontal batch: keep up with the times.

Shanglian: fake smoke fake wine friends; lower joint: fake love fake and tender; horizontal batch: money is true.

Shanglian: bad men recruit love; downlink: bad women can eat open; horizontal batch: the worse the better!

Shanglian: boys, girls, poor scholars, endless life! Downlink: first love, love, extramarital affairs, reluctance! Horizontal approval: life can not love

Uplink: for the students, for the operation of death, for the income struggle for a lifetime; the next: eat telecommunications losses, the last link, and ultimately die on the move; horizontal batch: change behavior

Shanglian: It is advisable to adjust the depth of the gun slowly.

Shanglian: A simple and straightforward straightforward life and death;

Shanglian: The first light of the night, the first person will be in a hurry to solve the problem; the next line: if the air is like a silkworm

Shanglian: Touching the chest and exploring the waist, the slaves are dripping into the water; the lowering: carrying the guns and smashing the head, let me take the lead

Shanglian: Into the half-inch soul horror and screaming: pain, fast! Underline: stay three points, Yu Xixiang, pity and scream: Come out, come!

Shanglian: Acting county magistrate, acting mayor, representative, three generations of the same family. Downlink: new house, new car, new horse, new debut. Horizontal batch: All are from A.

Shanglian: boiled water, cold steamed bread, eat and drink before going to sleep. Downlink: 斩 剑 sword, step shoes, kill monster demon game.

Uplink: Take a step card and score the fate, squad: kill one off once thank you ah; horizontal batch: Chengdong defending

Shanglian: One gun, two bombs, thirty-eight years without participating in the battle; downlink: one hole, two doors, twenty-five years have never been in person. Horizontal batch: Yue Mingsong

Shanglian: No milk in the morning, no milk touch at night, the next line: no ball during the day, nothing to do with the night ball; horizontal batch: extremely painful

Shanglian: Go to work and have a tea chat to read the newspaper. Downline: Drinking and playing cards to sleep after work. Horizontal batch: God civil servant.

Shanglian: The human brain can't make a computer. Downlink: The computer is not as good as the pig brain. Horizontal batch: Y2K.

Shanglian: You take cigars in and out of me, too cruel. Downlink: I opened my mouth and spit on you, too affectionate. Horizontal batch: White House study, too spring.

Shanglian: The mountain is bowing, the river is giving way, and I am arrogant, and the mountains and rivers are unified. Downlink: Tough guys sing, babes scream, macho polite, sluts shake their heads. Horizontal batch: Viagra.

Shanglian: Tianzeng years old people gain weight. Downlink: Spring full of pigs and pigs full of doors. Horizontal batch: The weight loss.

Uplink: dirty money, power struggle, profit, corruption is also. Downlink: Defamation, fight, focus, and show. Horizontal approval: public opinion depends.

Shanglian: The hero of the world is here to bow down. Downlink: The world's fierce woman came in and undressed. Horizontal batch: heaven and earth.

Shanglian: On the banks of the Yellow River, holding secret files, the next line: the front machine guns are fired behind the gunfire.

Shanglian: Open the door of convenience, downline: solve the worry of the stock. Horizontal batch: the land of the crowd

Shanglian: There is urinary, suitable; lower joint: get a big solution, off, horizontal batch: 鞠躬 瘁

Uplink: Unblocked up and down, downlink: Ya set things. Horizontal batch: metabolism

Shanglian: One hundred steps before coming, the next line: after the out of a loose. Horizontal batch: happy body and mind

Shanglian: sit down and verse, down: relax and listen to the spring. Horizontal batch: quiet world

Shanglian: The best low-sounding sing, downlink: should not be indiscriminate. Horizontal batch: pay attention to health

Shanglian: If you sit for a while, you will relax your mind; you will be able to relax your mind. Horizontal batch: this is Taoyuan

Shanglian: Hanging on the plane to catch the ghost king, Shanglian: Insomnia at night is a god soldier; horizontal batch: dreaming

Shanglian: Spring, summer, autumn and winter do not catch the ghosts, Shanglian: East and West, the Internet is not arguing in the direction of the Internet;

Shanglian: Winter is going to spring to come to the big story here, the scenery is good, the last couple: summer cool winter, no money, no money online is really a hero; horizontal batch: poor

Shanglian: Everyone on the road level calls me junk, I am speechless, because I am a man, the next line: I am married on the way to running the ring, I am shy, because I am a female fairy; horizontal batch: the world