2014 Lantern Festival funny newsletter

Dead Party! Waiting for me to have money: I will use XO to flush you the toilet, use the dollar to give you some cigarettes, buy 999 roses for you to bathe, find the pearls to give you a ring, use KFC to feed you, then Send you to the abattoir with Boeing.

I haven’t seen a lot of thoughts for a long time. Recently, my body can be well-being. I work hard in one year. Don’t forget to add clothes when I am cold! Although you are a white-eyed wolf, I can remember you! Anyway, it’s fine, it’s all right to feed the cat. Order food!

For the global environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory words with a pencil on the large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support of environmental protection! I wish you happiness.

The night is like wine, the cold wind gently blows the willow, the chrysanthemum has been opened for a long time, where are you running away? The weather is cold for a long time, do you have no clothes? The city does not let the dog, the master does not call you? Peace can call, free my heart Missing --- master.

If you feel happy, you will wave your hand. If you feel happy, you will be lame. If you feel happy, you will be hoeing. Happy Lantern Festival, crazy!

What gift do you want during the Lantern Festival? Hurry up and say........................... After reading the newsletter, the time limit has passed!

I held the magic wand of Harry Potter and prayed sincerely: I want to turn all the joy into a cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and always make a cake forever... 砸 flat you! Happy Lantern Festival!

Don't move! Raise your hand, know the left side of the station, the right side of the station you don't know, the middle of the station that wants to laugh. Say you! Put down your phone, hold your head against the wall, and listen carefully to me: I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

It’s really tired to live: I have to line up on the train, I love you and suffer sin, I have no scent to eat, I am easy to get drunk when I drink, I have to pay taxes! I have to send a newsletter to the piglet and I have to pay! I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

This is the New Year's Gospel of my Lord Jesus: To be good to people, to be especially good to those who send messages, to invite her to eat, to buy gifts for her, to give her all kind or sinful money, Jesus always loves You! Amen!

The mood is still comfortable? The work is still good? The body is still healthy? The family also. . . Luo Yi for a long time, and finally a greeting: Happy Lantern Festival!!

I wish you a new year, busy working, playing cards, winning money, increasing passbooks, pockets full of dollars, beautiful women packed in bed, energetic sources, lover is fierce and sweet.

Think about what to give you, and don't plan too much, just give you 50 million: Be happy! Be healthy! Be sure to be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

Send you a BMW - no money! Send you a grassland - no power! Send you a white cloud - easy to disperse! Send you a space walk - too difficult! Send you a bag of yuan 宵 - simple! Send you a sentence Blessing - warm!

I wish you a five-five-five-day*you*five-five-five-five-fifty-five-five-five-followings. Have you ever received such a profound blessing? You know that you can’t read it~ I have to explain it to you, I mean: I wish you Happy 15th of the first month!

After the year is over, the money is spent, and the mobile phone is dumb; all go to work, the heart is quiet, but no one cares; it is the Lantern Festival, and the newsletter, even if it is harassing, prove that I still think about you, Happy Lantern Festival.

Since he had him, the Chinese newsletter has been issued again; since he has him, which festival is indispensable to him; since he has him, our blessings are like flowers. Which is he? It is the newsletter you are watching, huh, huh, happy.

It’s another year’s Lantern Festival. The Lantern Festival is a day of family reunion. The most fancy thing in China is to spend the Lantern Festival in a round and round way. On such a beautiful day, I just want to say to you: Let me leave some!"

When the year is over, people are annoying. The money is spent, and the heart hurts. The newsletter is missing. No one cares, the wild is not, let’s go to work, thank you and me, wish Happy Lantern Festival.