My wife is moved

I feel that IQ is quite high and I press it down. I feel that I am quite humourous and press down. I feel that I am pressing down with great charm. Test results: quite shameless!

The two frogs fell in love, and after they got married, they gave birth to a cockroach. The male frog said with a big anger and said: "Hey, what happened? The mother frog cried and said: Hey, I am full of tolerance before I know you."

Xiao Yan asked the old lady: Why do we eat hay every day, and the cows have a good feed? The old sighs: The grandfathers can't compare, we rely on errands to eat, and others rely on the chest to eat!

Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all of this is destined to be bound by the sky. I really want to say... What did I do in my life!

A pair of lovers were caught by wild people in the mountains and said: You have let go of the other person's stool. The lover did it, the woman cried on the way back, the man asked the reason, the woman said sadly: You don't love me, or you won't pull so much!

A meteor across the night sky, I made a wish, I hope you can become more beautiful, who knows that just finished the wish, the meteor "squeaky" back, said to me: Big Brother! Sincerely, I am not?!

A Yuan studied in the field. One day, he found that the living expenses had been used up in advance, and he was busy sending a telegram to the family for help. There are only four words on the telegram: A few days later, A Yuan received a call from the family: to withstand!

Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot went home and knocked on the door. Wife: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requested landing! Suddenly a man shouted in the house: Received, 777 immediately took off, giving you a parking stand!

Said a pair of men and women xj, the man's entry into the woman's body does not move, said softly: we are now connected. Some women are unhappy, the male is violently attacking, and the woman shouts loudly: Mobile is better than Unicom! →

Husband: Wife, you are doing so much delicious, hey, you really don't treat me as a man! Wife:? Husband: Just keep me as a pig, do so much delicious, let me eat alone. Wife: ....

One day, my wife sent a message to her husband: "There is no desert in this world. I miss you once, God will drop a grain of water. Since then, there has been a Sahara." Her husband returned: "Hey, who is the Taklimakan Desert?" Think of it?"

A 25-year-old beautiful girl married a 60-year-old man. On the night of her marriage, the old man extended three fingers to the girl. The girl said, "Wow, do you do it three times tonight?" The old man said, "Do you choose that finger? ”

At night, a pair of lovers are warm in the grass. After the incident, the man said to the girl: "I am sorry, I knew you were the first time, I was gentle." The girl also slowly wore pants, sympathy Said to the boy: "Hey~~~~ I knew you were so anxious, I took off the inner-trousers first"

Husband and wife browsed the beautiful pictures on the website together, and the husband muttered to himself: "It’s all women, how is the difference so big?" By the way, his wife gave a glance. The wife returned to the gods and violently beat her husband for a while.

It was hot, my wife wore very little at home, and my husband said, "I want to buy a telescope." My wife asked "Why?" The husband said: "My wife was seen by others, and I have to look at their wife. Otherwise, suffer more!" → Copy the newsletter →

The wife said happily: "The small fish in the family was born again, and gave birth to a lot." Her husband said: "I am fooling around, I am a man at home, I can’t say ammonia.