Zhou Libo classic statement

Zhou Libo classic statement

1. Please call us as soon as possible, please ask for the three, please do not call the principle, do not ask for glutinous rice.

2, the man's meticulous appeal is second only to the woman's nakedness.

3, Spring Festival Evening is not a benchmark, I don't think that the artist is on the Spring Festival Evening, not the artist in the Spring Festival Evening.

4. The government thinks about how to levy taxes reasonably. The boss thinks about how to avoid taxation reasonably, and I think how to sleep reasonably!

5, really a warrior, dare to face his face without makeup.

6. Time is used for wandering, body is used to love, life is forgotten, and soul is used to sing.

7. Before and after marriage: Before marriage, you will kiss your mouth and kiss each other after marriage. The life before marriage is wonderful, the days after marriage are miserable; the lies before marriage are love words, the love words after marriage are nonsense; the men before marriage are very Humor, the man after marriage is very silent; what is done before marriage is romantic, what is done after marriage is wasted; premarital love words, lie after marriage. Love before marriage is a myth, and love after marriage is a joke.

8. The problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, but the problem is that I am poor.

9, the tree is quiet and the wind is not enough, I am in love and he is not.

10. When you fail, use it as a wealth of life; success is a life of wealth.

11. Use the spirit of hip-hop blues to live the same life as erhu.

12, the man who wants to deceive the woman, was finally deceived, and the woman who wants to control the man finally remarried! There is no fool in this world, but you think that others are fools.

13. There are four things you can never recover: the words that are spoken, the arrows that are shot, the time that has passed, the chance to miss.

14, to be proud of caring for his wife, to be ashamed of neglecting his wife; to be proud of serving his wife, to be ashamed of trouble with his wife; to be proud of his wife, to be ashamed of criticizing his wife; to be proud of robbing housework, to be ashamed of good and evil; The following classes are proud to go home, and they are ashamed of not returning home at night; they are proud of honesty and self-satisfaction, ashamed of swearing flowers; they are proud of obeying family law, and they are ashamed of violating law and discipline; above paying wages is proud, and it is ashamed to harbor bonuses. .

15, man's hunting heart + woman's curiosity = divorce

16. If I say that my face is a mixed-race, it is at most a mixed-race Vietnamese Khmer.

17. Don't let wealth seduce you, let wealth surrender to you. Don't let you smash you, ruin you and have you. Don't let others succeed in afflicting you, let others succeed in motivating you.

18, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; not only low ratings, but also low wages.

19. You have to figure out the script of your life - not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, or an outside story of your friends.

20, I can tolerate your body is fake, the face is fake, the chest is fake, the hip is fake! But it is tolerant of money is fake! !

21, there is a text called Mulan from the army, I killed at that time, I do not believe that Mulan from the army may not be discovered! Impossible! Later, I knew Li Yuchun only know, hehe! This is technically feasible!

22. Gold is always shining, but when the earth is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

23, run the dragon in other people's lives, it is better to be yourself.

24. God never complains about the stupidity of human beings. Human beings always complain about the unfairness of God. The meaning of life is the same, but the value of life cannot be the same.

25, there are three things in life that should not be squandered; body, money and love; you want to squander, but not worth the candle. There are three things in life that should not be remembered: disaster, death, and love; you want to remember, but you are miserable. There are three things in life that cannot be concealed: cough, poverty, and love; you want to hide, but you want to cover it.

26. The difference between a lie and an oath is that one person who listens is taken seriously, and one who is said to be serious.

27, I am a white-collar worker: I received the salary today, paid the rented water and electricity, bought the oil rice noodles, touched the pocket, sighed, this month's salary is white-collar workers...

28, a man flicks a woman, called a play; a woman flicks a man, called seduce; men and women flicker, called love.

29, life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who will be the next enzyme.

30, single is not difficult, it is difficult to deal with those who do everything possible to let you end single.