"Boiled woman is crazy" classic lines

1. Beichuan: In terms of physiology, men are closer to animal nature, and the body needs to be stronger for the opposite sex. Women can have no sex, but men can't, men want to be married, and women can live forever. In terms of spirit, men are more vulnerable and more afraid of loneliness. Old ladies can live alone. Older men have to find a husband.

2. Ma Aqin: You will only ride a bicycle.

3. Yang Shu: I am a science worker.

4. Ma Aqin: You should not marry and have children.

5. Carambola: I don't want to be a chef. A woman wears a big spoon and an apron. There is no femininity, and there is a smell of soot.

6. Poplar: When the test tube is overheated, it will explode. It is safe to cool first. You should calm down first.

7. A woman's great time must be completely owned by herself, to be owned by herself, and to be handed over to a strange stinky man. The woman's sinus is also open for the sixteenth, and it is worthy of youth. When she faints, she will fall in love with a stinky boy, cry for him, laugh for him, give birth to him, die for him, then marry him and entrust his life to him. He, give him a pregnancy, have children, wash clothes and cook, thicken his waist, make his hair yellow, make his face wrinkled chloasma, and then watch the man he cultivated derailed, then pessimistic Desperate, crying, screaming, and slinging, how a woman’s miserable life.

8. Ma Aqin: So the man must have no woman.

9. Beichuan: What do you mean?

10. Ma Aqin: The man has no interest.

11. Beichuan: Aqin, this dinner is a buns or noodles, and vinegar drinks too much.

12. Beichuan: People, that's it. When you throw him out of the trash, and others return him as gold, you don't think he is rubbish, and he regrets that he was thrown away.

13. Beichuan: When you lose him as garbage, you regret it, and then when you pick him up, it will take two days, you will still treat him as garbage.

14. Poplar: Everyone has the right to love others. Everyone has the obligation to be loved, but I reserve my right to refuse love.

15. Beichuan: A woman's heart, if not inhabited in her own body, marrying anyone is wandering.

16. Beichuan: A woman thinks that a man will change and marry him. A man thinks that a woman will not change and marry her. As a result, they are all wrong.

17. Yang Shu: Sometimes life is very strange, just like people driving, I obviously want to go east, my steering wheel is desperately going to the east, but there is no straight road to go east, I can only go around the road, but around I suddenly found out that my car was heading west, but I didn't want to go west.

18. Qin: You talk about him, he can't even say a decent sentence, but also the doctor and the teacher, the brain is in the water, don't say a foot, he can't find a fart on his three feet.

19. Yang Shu: Those who have to open a space shuttle can be respected. The tractor should not be respected. Besides, I am not a tractor!

20. Ma Aqin: I know why you don't fall in love and not get married, because you don't dare, you are afraid of being hurt, although you are a woman, but you are not a real woman.

21. Divorce Registry: One more tolerance, one more understanding, one more happiness, one more happiness.

22. The bitter sea is turning back to the shore. You see, he turned out to be your bitter sea. Now he will become your shore.

23. Beichuan: History, sometimes completely unreal, or even tampered with, sometimes it is completely reversed black and white refers to the deer as a horse.

24. Beichuan: What else can you have, this woman, the whole life is marriage, marriage is your whole life, most women live in two-dimensional space, only there is no up and down left and right, you, one heart forward Run, I live in a six-dimensional space, my vertical and horizontal, you can not understand the two-dimensional space.

25. Beichuan: Aqin, calm down, don't be confused by your uninspired mom. When people fall down, they choose to divorce. If they succeed, they will immediately rush. Does humanity have to be so low and humble? People live forever, Live justice and self-confidence from the bone marrow.

26. Beichuan: Because it is good, it will be a good thing, not because there is a good thing.