To be such an answer, it is a master! !

Xi Jinping Meets with Lien Chan and Nebula Master in Beijing

In today's Buddhist world, the true master of the title is the master of the nebula. Recently, when President Xi met with the master of the Foshan Mountain, he said: "All the books that the master sent me, I have finished reading." The following are the six wonderful questions and answers collected by the Nebula Master. I hope that it will be beneficial to the readers. The value of life lies in sharing and grateful!

[Will you eat meat alone in the room?]

A visitor asks: Master, I want to ask a less respectful question?

Teacher: Please speak!

Visit: You are a vegetarian in public, do you eat meat in the room alone?

Ask him instead: Are you driving?

Visit: Yes.

The division said: Driving a seat belt. Is it for yourself or for the police department? If it is for yourself, there is no police to tie.

Visit: Hey, I understand!

Small words: A lot of people told me that they are not self-disciplined, and no one can supervise the habit of successful people. I want to read this story, you should know how to do it.

[How do children teach?]

Public: May I ask the Master, what should I do if my child is not obedient and does not like to learn?

Teacher: Have you photocopied the file?

Public: Photocopying.

Teacher: If there is a typo on the photocopy, are you reshaping the print or changing the original?

Teacher: It is best to change the original and photocopy at the same time. Parents are manuscripts, family is a photocopier, and children are photocopies. The child is the future of the parents, and the parents are the future of the child.

Small language: Parents are the best teachers for children. If you are not good at yourself, how to give your child excellent education? How to ask for good children? It is better to improve yourself and improve your children.

[500 yuan to buy a car]

A Buddha friend complained on the phone: Why can't I get it when I work hard?

Teacher: I am sending you five hundred dollars, is it good?

Public: Master, I don't dare to ask for your money!

Teacher: I want you to do something for me.

Zhong: Master, what do you say, I will definitely help you!

Teacher: Help me buy a car.

Public: Master, how can I buy a car for five hundred pieces?!

Teacher: You know that there are five hundred pieces that can't buy a car! But there are too many people in the world who are racking their brains. If you want to pay a little, you will get a lot.

[Stool is not stinky?]

A woman kept talking about her sufferings, and it was endless. The teacher interrupted her and said: Your suffering is really much!

Ms.: It takes up to three days and three nights for others to complain. It takes three years for me to complain!

Teacher: When was that suffering?

Ms.: A few years ago.

Teacher: Isn't that the past? Why are you still clinging to it? And ask: Is the stool you pulled out stinking?

Ms.: Of course it is stinking!

Teacher: Where is the feces now?

Ms.: I will wash it off when I finish pulling it.

Teacher: Why don't you wrap it up and put it on your body? When you see someone, tell it out: I am stinky by this thing?

Ms.: How disgusting!

Teacher: Right! The same is true of suffering. It has passed. Memories and complaints are like taking out the feces and showing them to people. They are both stinky and stinky! Have you understood?

Ms.: I understand!

Teacher: Do you still have to complain after that?

Ms.: No!

Teacher: Remember: the more you complain, the more you complain, the more you complain.

Ms.: Um!...

Small language: This is psychological adjustment. Your sufferings have passed. If you are still your own, you will only suffer, and the state will determine your achievements.

[If the world is a monk...]

A female teacher interested in Buddhism said to the teacher: If the world is like a man, can humanity continue?

It seems that I have not heard this question. The teacher asked with care and concern: How old is your child? Boy and girl?

Teacher: 17 years old, girl.

Teacher: I have to prepare for the college entrance examination.

Female teacher: Yes. Review is being stepped up.

Teacher: Do you want her to take a good university?

Female teacher: Yes, you have to take a test at the university in Beijing. Other universities don't mean anything.

Teacher: If everyone thinks like you, is there anyone farming? Isn't the other provinces only closed?

Female teacher: ...

Teacher: You noticed no, have you answered your own question?

Female teacher: ...!

[Psychic Basketball]

A graduate student came to visit me and asked without understanding: Why do many people see you when they see you? Is this a bit superstitious? I have not worshipped anyone, I only worship myself!

Teacher: You must have played basketball, or badminton, or billiards?

Youth: Yes, beat!

Teacher: What are you doing with basketball? If you don’t play basketball, will basketball be uncomfortable? And so many people play a ball in order to hurry up the basket?

Youth: No, it is to exercise and entertain.

The teacher said: You can exercise like basketball without basketball!

Youth: That's boring. And others see it as a neuropathy!

Teacher: Well said! Basketball is just a prop, a prop for exercise and entertainment. So, the body needs exercise, and the mind does not need to exercise?

Youth: It should be reasonable. How can the mind exercise?

Teacher: When people worship, the five bodies cast land, showing humility, obedience, remorse, help, gratitude and acceptance. At the same time, they also melt their own souls and connect with the worshippers in the soul. This is the exercise of the mind. Others worship me, I am also a prop, just like a basketball, people call and fight. But I am not really basketball, it is a soul basketball. Similarly, worshipping ancestors is to cultivate their filial piety, to inherit the energy accumulated by the ancestors with the soul; to worship the land is to cherish the land, we grow on the earth, the earth gives us a lot of food and goods, and we give back all the garbage; The Dragon King cherishes the grateful water, because 70-80% of the human body is made up of water... The Chinese people have deep knowledge of learning, and there is great wisdom in it. When you are praying, worshipping and being worshipped is a whole. How can you and me be high and low? Some people don’t understand it and they are greatly crowned. They have never practiced and tried it. It’s crazy to be a singer!

Youth: Too deep, too smart! Please accept me three times!

Teacher asked: Do you feel the wonderful exercise of the mind?

Youth: Um! Great!...