Celebrity famous words

Warm small group famous words


1. When I was a child, I was forced to read "Lei Feng Diary". When I grew up, I liked to watch the Shake Diary. After the adult, I like to read the "Diary of the Secretary."

2. Believe me, girls, now the man’s psychology when he says “I miss you” is no different from saying “hello”.

3. Happiness is the non-safety period. There is no such thing as happiness; happiness is that aunt can come by month; happiness is to send a computer with a private photo to repair it and it has not yet become Edison Chen; happiness is the daughter-in-law who gave birth to a child. Looks like you; happiness is learning the economy has not let Feng sister remember; happiness is not looking for work in Foxconn.

4. The leader said: Heaven and earth are yellow, and where is our next position? This is a difficult problem; the husband said: Her husband is on a business trip, how can I find an excuse for not to return home with my wife, this is a problem; a girl said : How can I convince him that my film was broken when I was riding a bicycle? This is a difficult problem; the warm small group said: How to write a paragraph can not be harmonious, this is a problem.

5. This is the best era and the worst era; this is the era of chicken thieves, this is the era of the second force; this is the period of YY, also the period of SY; this is the season of interaction, this is The season of mating; this is the spring of real estate, this is the winter of housing; people have all kinds of temptations in front of them, people have nothing in front of them; people are going straight to a well-off, people are going straight to the cemetery.

6. When you are in love, you may break up because of dissatisfaction. When you live together, you may break up because of squashing. After you get tired, you may break up because of a third party. After graduation, you may break up because of a long-distance relationship. Before you get engaged, you may be afraid of breaking up because of your aunt. You may buy it before registration. Can not afford to break up the house, the license may not be unified because of the decoration style, the wedding banquet may be broken up due to the distribution of gifts... Can go through the marriage of thousands of difficulties into the marriage hall, his mother is a holy warrior!

7. Look at the thick moon / there is a flash of wet starlight / there is a touching buzz of the jade next door / you see the white nectar scattered in the swamp / there is a jade rabbit in the moon palace The sound of squeaking / You can have such a thick jade / You can have the sturdy backbone of Wu Gang.

8. Is it because the emptiness of the man is a one-night stand or just because it is a hunger for women? Maybe I have never experienced the feeling of a man's ejaculation in my life. Maybe it feels hard to buy. I am a woman, I only know that a woman's heart is the same as that of a film, but the heart is more easily broken and cannot be repaired painlessly.

9. Reading is the same as finding a girl. If you like to rent a bookstore to borrow books, it is like looking for a chicken. It is convenient and inexpensive. It can also solve the desire. It is not knowing how many people have been touched before. If you like to read novels online, it is like a mouthful, and there is also a pleasure, but you don’t know what is worse. I found that I got a criticism: the book is bound to be read by the bookstore and read quickly. This is a plaque to be established by the Chinese for four years.

10. Instead of being obsessed with the millennium for a thousand years, it is better to take a night under the lover.

11. If you break up, you can't be friends. Why don't you want to go back and forth? Don't mention it again? We are not because the male derailed woman broke up! It is nothing more than death in a long distance. Why should I forget to break the first man in my body? Why can't we bother brothers when we can't be together? This is a realm you know a fart!

12. Since I have been teaching, I have basically found the social trend of the national junior school girl Luo Lihua, the middle school girl animation, and the university girl female optimization.

13. A woman in her forties, you don’t need to ask her career at all. She always has a profession called a matchmaker.

14. Please bring my brother back to your home. Please leave my cucumber.

15. Before the age of 40, every man wakes up in the morning and can do it every day.

16. You shine when I love you, I don't love you, you count a hair.

17. Love is like a big aunt. Come, always feel sick, don't come, and feel worried.

18. In the Tian dynasty, fights and fights are not worth mentioning, but when fighting with celebrities, they will mention Datti. In the Heavenly Kingdom, no matter what the truth is, the hitter is generally fierce and evil, and the abused person is generally the Nono Lamb. In the days of the DPRK, if the reporter did not understand the problem, he could immediately know how to use Baidu. In the days of the dynasty, the reporter came to your home to interview. Even if you and your wife are busy making a living, you must put on your pants and smile to accept the microphone and camera.

19. The sky is falling and the sun is shining. I dare not speak loudly, I love Guo Degang.

20. The hardship and oppression of life made me have no time to say that it was difficult. Only when I brush my teeth, I dared to dare to vomit.

21. When a woman resolutely refuses to spend a penny, that is when she does not love this man. Ken is willing to spend his money because he still loves him, and he is willing to use his excuses as an excuse to rely on him to please him. When a woman insists on spending her own money to live, it is nothing more than telling a man that without you, I can live as much as I can eat, so strong and powerful.

22. Everyone has a dead hole that is afraid of being scared. For example, shouldn't you ask Cecilia Cheung whether your husband's size is big or Chen's size is big; for example, you shouldn't ask Guo Degang Spring Festival Evening if you are on Beijing or Taiwan, or if you shouldn't ask for a warm group. Is it 34 points or 38; for example, you shouldn’t ask if you want to use the first paragraph or the second paragraph. Be forgiving and forgiving, don't always go with yourself or someone else's past.

23. Men have housing and women have ru rooms. The house of the man exchanges the man's house with the ru house. Then the men wanted to have more than a couple of ru rooms, and the women began to find that they wanted a bigger home.

24. Women are looking for the men who can entrust themselves to the rest of their lives, but the men are looking for a little girl who can entrust their lower body.

25. Males have a rich history of love and romance. The woman’s love story is rich, called the wind and the waves. The man who married the woman called the love transfer, the woman who married the man, called the love to be rebelled. This is like the ancient emperor wants a woman to call Lin Xing, the woman wants a man to call the flower...

26. Even the sanitary napkins have to rise in price, and it’s a bit of a living. Don't try to force me, be careful with me! Fuck....

27. I am not arrogant, but not arrogant, arrogant and not arrogant, flowing without swearing, flowers are not crazy, waves are not tyrants, pushes instead of falling, second is not forced, female is not good, A Not V.

28. The girl you play with the girl's attitude must be a girl who just wants to play with you.

29. Love is the art of a language, paying attention to learning to sing.

30. Parents always feel that their own baby is an angel. In fact, angels are nothing more than human beings, and some may be in heaven and earth.

31. Men regard women as prey, so don’t blame women for seeing men as playthings. When a man regards a woman as a plant, don't blame a woman for seeing a man as an animal. In fact, women want to be a man's treasure, a man wants to be a woman's mascot, nothing more.

32. The magazine said that every woman should have a lipstick of her own; the magazine said that every woman should have a white shirt of her own; the magazine also said that every woman should have a double. High heel shoes. I didn't think so, I think, what every woman should have is actually a strong JB that really belongs to her.

33. I always felt that when a girl came home from a late bus, her expression was bleak, and she wanted to be beautiful when she was sitting in the Cayenne to open the house.

34. What is loneliness? Loneliness is a white mist that is forced to come out in winter. Loneliness is a sporadic red light on a flattened cigarette. Loneliness is the remaining condom after the breakup. Loneliness is the sly hickey on the neck of the next day.

35. Next life, I want to be your film, at least when you lose me, you will hurt.

36. My philosophy is: When not in the nv, try not to be nv, if you can not be a shrew, try not to be a shrew. Do everything possible to pretend that Loli is not quickly seen, and at the same time, in the presence of their rare little men, try to pretend not to be a royal sister. I am fucking, and everyone has their own stage....

37. The bus was smothered by a stupid man and glared at him. Unexpectedly, the man blurted out: "Squeeze, you will be pregnant?" Without waiting for the sister to reply, everyone in the car condemned the man: "No quality", "Rogue", "Talk to Xiaoyan daughter"... Sister flashed the stars Eyes are wronged, secretly glad: Thanks to no time to let me back, I originally wanted to say that you a big man to let your grandmother you will be impotence?

38. I have always felt that a woman who has a good future will have a lot of desires. Material desires depend on their own work to pay for their bills. Sexual desires require men to take the initiative to pay for the bill. However, there are always women who have some cups to reverse things. When you sneak up on the big pocket money that men give you, he is telling you in another way, the wife, you have tonight. Pull your legs or jump on the egg...

39. Spend the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

40. Marriage may not be a must-have. Compared to a hard-nosed house price or a bland life after marriage, the real element of marriage is called the long-term car.

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