Celebrity famous words

Huang Hong famous sayings


1. One person in the New Year is a little lonely to drink. Putting a few cups is equivalent to having a companion. Toasting the moon, I will be a three-person film.

2. It is said that the Spring Festival party is difficult to do, mainly because the director lacks skills, and each audience sends a foot basin to wash the feet. All the programs are guaranteed to be good.

3. In the past, I called my mother. Now I am called Mommy. I used to call the old man. Now I am called the land, and I used to call it a loss. Now I am creative.

4. I said that you know that I am dry, you let me relax, every day I have a steering wheel, a seat belt, as long as I relax, I must be red, police, salute, how much I have to pay, I have to pay, I still Relax me still.

5. It’s really different now, the feet are getting fashionable, my grandmother’s fashion is wrapped in feet, my mother’s fashion is to put feet, to her generation, fashion is to wash the feet, to go up the feet are not long Not on the head.

6. Now this wife is really embarrassed, it is eating, drinking, and talking about high-end. When I go to the street, she buys things and I pay for it. My husband does not call her husband. I call it.

7. Seeing the singer chasing away, he slammed into the body and was still crazy than the girl. The man sent the nickname "Chasing the Star Dog."

8. The rut turns forward and people have to look forward.

9. People are jealous, sometimes just like this car belt, the gas is too much, and the gas is sprinkled. Insufficient gas, cheering, so that you can have a good heart!

10. When cadres must first be upright, treat the following with anger, rise to the arrogance, and decline to be discouraged.

11. Now this person, it’s a weird thing, all day long, a stomach, you give him meat, he is savoury, you give him fish, he is thorny, you give him a bicycle, he also comes Qi, to treat this kind of person, he has to go to his taste, pull out his thorns, sprinkle his anger, and smash.

12. You are really a German car "stupid", you have to move your mobile phone!

13. Animals are now more expensive than humans. Our neighbors raised a puppy and wore a pair of red pants a few days ago. I asked that, he said that this year is its birth year!

14. Useless, useless! Didn't you listen to people? The ten years of hard work under the stage is not as good as the singer's three minutes, and the appearance fee is 300,000!

15. The tabloid reporter specially edits the peach color news with you. Today, I said that you have an affair. You will say that you are divorcing tomorrow. The day after tomorrow, you will be notorious for the third party.

16. To some extent, the female secretary can be the chairman's home!

17. It’s late, you know the car crashed into the wall; you know that you bought it when you got the stock up; you know that you have repented when you made a mistake; the big nose flowed into your mouth and you remembered it?

18. Buying a new car just got on the road to make people catch up! The investment stock did not earn a full destruction; it took a bath to make a good soap and stopped the water; I wanted to kiss the fake tooth and scrape the mouth of the person.

19. You called the middle of the night, the dog called for a night, and you woke up this morning, the dog was all asleep.

20. Twilight love, love the sunset, old age love is more crazy. Young people fall in love too much, and our old people are straightforward, higher, faster, and stronger.

21. The trick is to go to this station. You look at it like this. Someone like this is that there is debt outside.

22. Divorce is not a shame, the spirit will not sink, everything is about to pass, and the gods are clouds.

23. Often drifting in the rivers and lakes, how can I not slash? Men don't learn bad, they are being shackled sooner or later.

24. My eyes are hooked. Your eyes are charged. If you have fished, you know that you are afraid of discharging when you are afraid of hooking. One hook is attached to the hook, and one discharge is discharged.

25. Hidden Marriage You know that you don’t bite, that is, some stars secretly marry and don’t want people to know. Grit your teeth, don’t say that you are getting married, you have three children at home, and you are posing as a single outside.

26. If you are married, you have to bite, try to bite persimmons, flash marriage, bite thunder, hide marriage, bite, divorce and bite pear.

27. How smart I am, I immediately planned a fake divorce with my wife. I can't bear the blood, I can't fight for the old king, I can't bear the wife, I can't change the room.

28. I told you, don't worry. Hey, my friends, there is nothing wrong with pursuing beauty, but nothing can be done. If you want to toss over the head, you don't know whether it is a blessing or a curse.

29. You are finally in front of a friend and let me look up. In the past, I didn’t pull your hand on the street, hurting your self-esteem, pulling your hand, hurting my self-esteem. Every time I go to the streets with you, my friends say, saying that your mother is very young.

30. Life, you deceive me. Who said that the ugly wife is a home treasure, his wife is still beautiful.

31. It is almost a matter of two people. Now it's a lot more classic, it turns out to be much more thrilling.

32. Spring sleep does not know, do not take a bath before going to bed. The sound of the night winds, smells stinky every day.

33. As far as my wife is concerned, this image has a great contribution to the family and society. Since I hanged her photo, our community has not recruited thieves, and the family has not had trouble with the mouse. The mouse looks at this little eye and recognizes it. In our family, it is the Year of the Dragon or the Year of the Tiger. As long as you hang on her, you will always be the Year of the Rat.

34. The days are good and the heart is high. It’s a trick for the old lady to think of a trick. My wife flew to South Korea to go to the facelift, and she had to scythe, two words, and worry.

35. Listen to your wife’s words and have principles. You can’t listen to anything. The bad wife is the bomb around me, and the good wife is the bunker around me.

36. Some people say, people, eyes are black, and things are red, but their eyes are red, and their hearts are black.

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