Zhao Benshan famous sayings

1. The head is big, the neck is thick, not the boss is the husband!

2. The cat does not go straight and depends entirely on the mouse.

3. There is no difficulty, and it is necessary to create difficulties.

4. Chinese football is a good dish, but the chopsticks with the vegetables are poisonous and I have to eat it.

5. There are thousands of houses in the house, and it takes three feet to sleep.

6. Nothing was wrong in 9888. The food was bumper and the flood was rushed away. The people live and work in peace and contentment, and they are the leaders of the party. Especially the people's army is hard to find in the world. Foreign countries are more chaotic, and they are intriguing. Today, your Taiwanese, the Prime Minister will be fired tomorrow. After the financial crisis, the leader must be impeached. Looking at the world, the scenery is better here!

7. Turn a year to shake the fate of one year, and eat a long smile. Thank you. Horizontal batch: self-study.

8. Six-level carpenter, quite equivalent to intermediate intellectuals.

9. If you can't tie my heart, don't say that I am worried!

10. The pig hit the tree, you hit the pig, and the rear-end is over, right?

11. Mom! The world is crazy, and the mice are all for the cat!

12. The words of a man are like the teeth of an old lady. How much is true?

13. Life is in the world, up to 36,000 days; there are thousands of houses in the family, and it takes three feet to sleep; sum up four sentences: saying that people are like flowers in pots; life is a mess, house repair No matter how good it is, it is a temporary residence; that small box is your permanent home!

14. Even if it is a glimpse, there is also the day when I met the cockroach. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

15. I think that the laborer is the most beautiful person! I don’t have the hard work of the laborers in the world, eat it? I don’t have the labor of the laborer, wear it? You are not stinking when you eat or wear it!

16. You are too talented!

17. You let the donkey go to the South Pole, he can't find the North; you let the cerebral thrombosis go to the fork, he can't hook his legs; you let the big monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see the beauty at all; you let Pan Changjiang go kiss Zhao Haixia, he is not enough at all.

18. Waiting for the aftershocks, like a girl who is in love with the first love, is afraid that he will not come, and he is afraid of chaos.

19. Look at your corrupt stomach, don't eat who believes that!

20. Pursue a lifetime of happiness, chasing hands, and finally understand, what is happiness? Answer, happiness is sin!

21. Passing through the south and crossing the north, the train passes over the legs. The Yangtze River Yellow River drank water and kissed the fool.

22. Pursue a lifetime of happiness, chasing hands to understand, what is happiness, A: Happiness is sin!

23. People are not smart, but they also learn to be bald.

24. Sample, you don't know you when you wear a vest!

25. The same two couples living together, how big is the gap?

26. Autumn wave is the autumn spinach!

27. Baiyun, Black Soil apologizes to you, please open your eyes to see how pitiful I am. Can you repeat the story of yesterday today, can my old ticket be on your broken ship!

28. Fear is love, love is fear; there are rumors to say to his wife, that is also called the lords!

29. What is the most painful thing in people's lives, that is, people are not dead, money is gone!

30. Your aunt is not your aunt 6 years ago, your grandfather will always be your uncle!