An apology letter to my wife

Dear wife, adult:

In accordance with your will, I reflected in the study for an hour, forty-three minutes and seven seconds, drank a cup of boiled water, went to the bathroom, did not smoke, the above facts are accurate, please review.

Attached to my review report, any irregularities can be negotiated.

After three months of marriage, I think that my wife and comrades are gentle and wise, diligent and intelligent, and they are rare and good wives. As a husband, I am arrogant and arrogant, and what I do is indeed worth discussing.

The following is my analysis of my own bad behavior, please refer to the leadership:

1. Yesterday's thing is that I am not right. The braised eggplant you made is a bit salty, but it is delicious and delicious. I should not accuse you of wasting salt. I am so blaming for it, it is completely hidden. But adding some water is ok.

2. When you say that you like Lu Yi, I shouldn’t say that I like Liang Qiqi, and you can’t care for me for two days, which is extremely painful. When I think about it carefully, my answer is really inappropriate. Because your heart is still limited to the mainland, I have rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I still like Zhou Xun.

3. You like to watch the little brother in the Korean drama. I shouldn't obstruct it. If you compare me with him, I shouldn't protest, because no one has protested.

4. On the wedding on Saturday, I said that I had a meeting. I don't know if I can go. You have prepared two red envelopes, one for 100 and one for 200. As a result, I didn't go. You accidentally sent it out thick. Dear, I shouldn't have laughed at you. You have done a good job. If you change to me, you may have sent both together.

5. Last time you bought a yellow croaker, I shouldn't have vowed to pretend to be a chef. As a result, when you help the kitchen, you will be cheering. When you smell it, you will be drunk, but when you eat it, you will be dejected. This is unbearable for your fragile psychology.

6. You cut your hair and asked if I can look good. I said that it looks good, you are very happy; further proof, I said it is okay; you ask whether it is good or not, I replied, not as good as before, making you very sad. This is my fault. In the future, such responses will be subject to the first time.

7. You have met a lot of good friends on the Internet. For a time, Hongyan has a book and jade is flying. I should not use newspaper reports to attack you. But the photo you wear in a white dress is really not good-looking, or the one wearing a turtleneck, and I am a bodyguard next to it.

8. Visiting your nephew. You came back to discuss with me who should wash the diaper. I really shouldn’t shirk responsibility and make you angry. But dear, this task is too far away, we still discuss who is responsible for being born. Who was born in their family?

9. When you accuse me of putting socks around, I shouldn’t ruminate that you are putting books everywhere. After all, socks are stinky and the book is fragrant.

10. When you ask Cher to eat McDonald's, I shouldn't sneak her under the table and make you furious, but she has trampled on so many shoes, why don't you care?

11. When you say that I am not as good as you are, I should not stubbornly deny it. You are right, the evidence is conclusive, and you can let the blind man testify.

12. I went downstairs and dumped the garbage. You turned around me for a few laps and asked me to take a few. I said one, you will be angry. Dear, I really don't know that your nose is so sensitive. In fact, I smoked two.

You have always been a caring girl, I hope you can forgive me and give me the opportunity to rehabilitate. For family stability, economic prosperity, by the way, a few small suggestions:

1. Don't point to the handsome guy on TV saying that he is like your former boyfriend. The first time you approached the man close to the man was at the dance of the sophomore, madly stepping on someone else's foot, unfortunately the person was me.

2. When visiting the store, don't always think about it. For example, if you want to buy a crusher and go back to make garlic, don't you think that this machine is economical?

3. When you eat, you always think that I eat less, but when I take pictures, I feel too fat, dear, this really makes me very embarrassed.

4. Don't give me some weird questions, saying that it is a brain teasing, and the result is logical confusion.

5. Don't tell me jokes when I watch the guns, and don't laugh.

All of the above, please my wife and adults. Friendly reminder: There are spiders in the bedroom yesterday. If you need to protect your car, please contact the sofa in the living room on the west side of the lounge area, and serve you wholeheartedly.