Super funny review book

Part 1: Super funny review book essay

Bored at home, my mom forced me to sort out the bookcases and watched the mountainous textbooks and homework books. I felt the first two big. Keep dry? Waste paper is sold!
My mom didn't follow me and drove me to the balcony, let me organize it myself.
Holding a book that is yellowed and looking at the tender name on the book, I always feel that it can't be written by me, so ugly. Open the first page, which reads three big characters: "Remedy." remedy? What to remedy? After reading it carefully, I remembered what it was... Oh, let’s not say it, let’s see what I wrote:
Instruction manual
The last sunday evening, we had a exam, it is an English's exam. After the test, the score is completed, my score is eighty-seve point five. The second day is monday, Mr Yu reported four team's average score is eighty-seven points three, I am so glad! Because I think I am more than the average score of zero point two. Bu,when Mr Yu reported to the must write manual, Mr Yu reported my name. I am so confused! "Why I must write the manual?" I think, so I asked to him: "Mr Yu, my score is eighty-seven point five, the fourth team's average score is eighty-seven point three, I'm more than the average point zero point Two, why I also write the instructions?" Mr Yu said: "Because your exam volume is wrong, yous is eighty-six point five. Don't exceed the average score!" "Oh! Bad luck!" I think So.
Why is I doing so badly? ? Because, the first, I am too careless. Model: "The fourth suject's the first has a'they'word,but I wrote it to'the';the third has a'didn't',but I wrote it to'ddn't';the fourth Have a'crowd', and I wrote it to 'crowed'. they are all wrong, make me lost six points.
The second, I am can not figure out. Model: The fifth subject's the last, have a "a bike". The answer is “was riding”, and I wrote “was bying”. I think it is right,but it's wrong,I am not figured out, why can not use "bying a bike"?
The third, I am too stupid. Why do I say this? Because "oo" in the "food" is a [u:], but I said it is [u], I really don't know if it is faint, or become idiot.
From now on, I must work hard to catch up with the others classmates. Otherwise, I in this class for English will bottom out. Sometimes, I think so: "I think drop English!" But I didn't think so: "In Grass 1,my English is first, second. Why I must drop English?I don't English!I must study!study !study. Otherwise, I may be can't in this class 1!" So I decided to don't drop English, I want to catch up with the others classmates and exceed them. In this way, you can stand up to yourself!
A superscript "instruction" is actually a "review book." Probably a normal English test in the third day, because the teacher did not reach the class average score and was penalized by the teacher... The request is probably expressed in English as much as possible. It is estimated that there are still word requirements... It’s not known how the results of this review book have been made. Anyway, English is completely ruined now. Hoho....... wasted the pain of the “Mr Yu” of that year... but in retrospect, Teacher Yu is very embarrassed, but also made a mistake.... Hey... seriously hit my young mind that year~ You see, I said "Bad luck"....


Chapter 2:

Dear wife, adult:
In accordance with your will, I reflected in the study for an hour, forty-three minutes and seven seconds, drank a cup of boiled water, went to the bathroom, did not smoke, the above facts are accurate, please review. Attached to my review report, any irregularities can be negotiated.
After three months of marriage, I think that my wife and comrades are gentle and wise, diligent and intelligent, and they are rare and good wives. As a husband, I am arrogant and arrogant, and what I do is indeed worth discussing. The following is my analysis of my own bad behavior, please refer to the leadership:
1. Yesterday's thing was that I was wrong.
The braised eggplant you made is a bit salty, but it is delicious and delicious. I should not accuse you of wasting salt. I am so blaming for it, it is completely hidden. But adding some water is ok.
2. When you say that you like Lu Yi, I shouldn’t believe that I like Liang Qiqi, and that you can’t care for me for two days, which is extremely painful. When I think about it carefully, my answer is really inappropriate. Because your heart is still limited to the mainland, I have rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I still like Zhou Xun.
3, you like to watch the small political brother in the Korean drama, I should not obstruct all kinds of things, you should compare me with him, I should not protest, because the small brothers did not protest.
4, that wedding on Saturday, I said that I have a meeting, I don't know if I can go, you have prepared two red envelopes, one for 100, one for 200, and I didn't go, you accidentally sent it out thick. Dear, I shouldn't have laughed at you. You have done a good job. If you change to me, you may have sent both together.
5. The last time you bought a yellow croaker, I shouldn't have vowed to pretend to be a chef. As a result, when you help the kitchen, you will be cheering. When you smell it, you will be drunk. When you eat it, you will be dejected. This is unbearable for your fragile psychology.
6, you cut your hair, ask me if I look good, I say good-looking, you are very happy; further proof, I said okay; you ask whether it is good or not, I replied, not as good as before, making you very sad. This is my fault. In the future, such responses will be subject to the first time.
7. You have met a lot of good friends on the Internet. For a time, Hongyan has a book, and jade photos are flying. I should not use newspaper reports to attack you. But the photo you wear in a white dress is really not good-looking, or the one wearing a turtleneck, and I am a bodyguard next to it.
8. Visiting your nephew. You came back to discuss with me who should wash the diaper. I really shouldn’t shirk responsibility and make you angry. But dear, this task is too far away, we still discuss who is responsible for being born. Who was born in their family?
9. When you accuse me of putting socks everywhere, I should not rumor that you put books everywhere. After all, socks are stinky, and books are fragrant.
10. When you ask Cher to eat McDonald's, I shouldn't sneak her under the table to make you furious, but she has trampled on so many shoes, why don't you care?
11. When you say that I am not as good as you are, I should not stubbornly deny it. You are right, the evidence is conclusive, and you can let the blind man testify.
12. I went downstairs and dumped the garbage. You turned around me for a few laps and asked me to take a few. I said one, you will be angry. Dear, I really don't know that your nose is so sensitive. In fact, I smoked two.
You have always been a caring girl, I hope you can forgive me and give me the opportunity to rehabilitate. For family stability, economic prosperity, by the way, a few small suggestions:
1. Don't point to the handsome guy on TV saying that he is like your former boyfriend. The first time you approached the man close to the man was at the dance of the sophomore, hurriedly trampled on the feet of others, unfortunately the person was me.
2. When visiting a store, don't always think about it. For example, if you want to buy a crusher and go back to make garlic, don't you think that this machine is economical?
3, when eating, you always suspect that I eat less, but when I take pictures, I feel that I am fat, dear, this really makes me very embarrassed.
4. Don't give me some eccentric questions, saying that it is a brain teasing, and the result is logical confusion.
5. Don't tell me jokes when I watch the guns, and don't laugh.
All of the above, please my wife and adults. Friendly reminder: There are spiders in the bedroom yesterday. If you need to protect your car, please contact the sofa in the lounge area on the west side of the lounge. We will serve you wholeheartedly.


Chapter 3: Super Funny Review Book

Dear wife:
Today, I wrote this review book with you and my regrets to show you my deep understanding of the bad behavior of your fire and the determination to never make such a low-level mistake. So I told myself again and again that I should take this matter as a top priority.
Recalling that our journey to the next five years, from acquaintance, mutual understanding, to love, has always reminded us not to make low-level mistakes, it must be good, but now I have made such mistakes. It can be said that sin is unforgivable. I once said that I must always love you, hurt you, and not let you suffer any harm. Because you are fragile, kind, pure, and you are always trying to protect you from harm, and I hurt you again and again. So I feel very embarrassed, please be sure to accept my deep and sincere remorse today. -
"A thousand miles of embankment, collapsed in the ant hole" is like a small ant colony on the dam. If you don't fix it in time, the cave will be bigger and longer, and the whole dam will collapse. The feelings are the same. If there is a small crack in the emotions, I should make up for it in time. Don’t let the cracks get bigger and bigger, so that we will destroy our whole feelings, and after I have finished the fire with you, I didn’t admit the mistakes to you in time, but chose to ignore you, and the old fault of your waist was committed. Thanks to your large number of adults, and not thinking about me, this relationship can be restored. Compared with you, I am really embarrassed. I also always say that you are the driving force behind me. If you lose you, then I will lose the motivation to move forward. If I lose the motivation to move forward, then my career will be nothing. If my career fails, then the country’s science, technology, and economy will not develop. And progress. Too small to say that this is my own, irresponsible to you, to say that this is not patriotic, not responsible for the country, this is selfish! I don't care about you, I don't care about the country. I am a young man who loves his motherland very much, but he can't even protect his wife and his family. How can he talk about building his own country? Unconsciously, I actually committed a great crime. Thanks to my immediate awakening and letting my crimes stop in time, the real man should not send fire to the girl. I have done a very bad influence on the boys around me, and they mistakenly think that men are angry with women. One can resist, causing most girls to be hurt, which will break up many couples, leading to social unrest and instability. In this way, while hurting you, I also hurt a lot of girls.
It is said that every girl is an angel. For her beloved girl, she breaks her wings and is always with her beloved boy. She will never fly back to heaven. If we don't cherish them anymore, they will lose everything. So, from now on, I have to tell myself all the time, starting from the little things around me, I must hurt you, protect you, never get angry with you, never let you hurt, be sure to be considerate. Your feelings. I also hope that every boy who sees this article must cherish the girls around him and not let them be hurt.
Wish: Forever happy!


Chapter 4:

I was late again today, and I was caught by the teacher. I didn’t arrive at the classroom before the prescribed 17:40. I really shouldn’t. This semester is late for more than twice, this is a very serious problem, the following is my reflection process for late:
Reason for being late: Because the bath was overwashed, no watch was forgotten and was late.
The seriousness of being late: This is the second time I was caught by the teacher. Because it has not been changed, this is a very serious problem. I promise that there will be no third time.
The feeling of being late: I accidentally made a mistake, it was really terrible, and I will not make mistakes again next time, and I was criticized by the teacher.
Plan for being late: I must arrive at the classroom within the prescribed time. I must go to bed early at night, get up early in the morning, and go to the classroom on time. I will not be on the table like a dead person in class, dizzy, like dreaming. There must be a spirit in class, and we will try to figure out the problem that we don’t understand. Don't play mobile phones in the future, don't use calculators, and don't put anything you eat and strange things in your bag. Do not eat snacks in the classroom, eat snacks will not be littered. Help each other with classmates, unite and love.
The above is my reflection, I have written it out in detail so I have promised to accept the teacher's punishment if I am late, so please forgive the teacher. I will never make mistakes again. I will never be dizzy in class. I will not be stunned on the table like a dead person. I will not eat snacks in the classroom. I only know how to eat and forget to study. Please teacher forgive me! Be sure to be a good student in the future!


Chapter 5: Super Funny Review Book

I know it is wrong, and it’s stupid and idiotic. It’s not a thing that a college student can do, because the teacher, the school, and even the Education Bureau have repeatedly stressed that the second item of the 19th article of the College Student Handbook is also clear. It is pointed out that it is not allowed to use such items in the school, such as rice cookers, but I still know it. It’s too bad, I know it wrong, please ask me a chance to correct it.
I used to think that it was a big deal to use it quickly, but after the teacher’s teachings, I guessed that I made a mistake again. I really shouldn’t.
First, there have been similar incidents in many universities, due to serious incidents caused by the use of such products, and there have been casualties.
I remember that when I was just entering the great university, my teacher* teacher told us that this happened in our school.
A classmate, no, it is a male student, I love to dress myself. Every time I wash my hair, I have to use a hair dryer to dry my beautiful hair. But one day, because the class was too anxious, I forgot to pull the hair dryer, and the whole bedroom was burned, causing great economic losses, but also to remember. This is really harmful to others. I don’t want to compensate for the loss, but I also have an impact on myself.
At that time, I was very serious about listening. I thought about it very seriously and warned myself that I must abide by the rules and regulations of the school. This kind of incident cannot happen. But now I use such items myself. It’s too bad, it shouldn’t be!
This is also a question of the quality of a person, don't look just a little hot!
First of all, through this incident, I reflect that this person does not respect the teacher at all. Because I used the teacher's words as a whisper, and my left ear went in. Although I stayed in my mind for a while, I still drifted away from my right ear.
It also shows that I am a non-compliance person. Now I am not a child. I am a college student, an adult, and I should be responsible for what I am doing. By the way, this also reflects that I am a very irresponsible person. In society, my kind of person is simply rubbish, it is a dregs.
The teacher taught me to be good for me. I hope that I will not become a useless person, and I can make even a small contribution to the society!
* Teacher, you are so great, too great, I feel more and more that you are a giant. If I can be a person you can see, it is my pride!
The teacher is really a great career and helps me this misguided person.
And this will make me lazy, thinking about the heat in the bedroom every day without water, just go back and burn. When do you want to use it when you want to use it.
But I didn't think that watering can make me a regular person. I can only get water at noon and evening. If I can do it every day, really, it is too regular.
Although it is a small heat, it reflects a big problem. Not only is it a violation of discipline, it is a question of the overall quality of a person. Because of the heat, I became an undisciplined, lazy, unresponsible, team-free... Anything bad is contained in my body.
* Teacher, I am wrong, I really know that I am wrong, I hope that you adults do not care about villains. Forgive me, I will never do this again.
Finally, I want to say deeply to the teacher, thank you teacher.
I'm wrong! ! !