Review book for girlfriend

Dear wife and adult:

Hello! Before I wrote this review book, I have already told you the truth of the matter. Yes, you are right: "I didn't think of the problems that children can think of with their fingers." It is enough to prove a fact: "I am handsome, but I am stupid." In this short three-day Dragon Boat Festival, I really can't help but miss you. Therefore, I thought of the Yangtze River because I missed your mood, such as the Yangtze River, the water is constantly flowing, and it continues to flood. Below, I will simply tell you about my three-day riverside life.

first day,

I went to the river to see others bathing and playing with water. Ps: I didn't touch a drop of water, at least 10 meters away from the river.

the next day,

I went to the river to play with water. Ps: I took off my shoes and rolled up my pants. The butt is on the shore and the feet are in the river.

On the third day,

I personally went to the river to "crazy" playing with water. Ps: I took off my shoes and clothes and went to the river without taking off my pants. The upper body is above the water and the lower body is below the water.

This is the "malignant" development process of my three-day behavior. In this process, I fully enjoyed the spiritual change that a normal person evolved into an illegal young person. Yes, I admit that I am guilty. I am sorry that the country is sorry for the party. I should not pollute the Yangtze River because it is our mother. I am sorry, my dear, you did not listen to your words, privately, take a bath under the river, I sin!

I also deeply understand that my mistakes also deeply recognize the significance of the meaning of my life: I have old, future, and filial piety, and dear. I shouldn't have to take off my pants at the time, because it would be bad for the body. Not to let my upper body be above the water. Because that would be fascinating with a lot of ignorant little mm. When I realized these mistakes, I found it late because you are already angry with me. o<))o

Sadness, it is sad!

I have made a deep review of the above series of bad behaviors: 1. I must take off my pants before I go into the water. 2. After the water has passed, it must be ensured that the upper body is under water for a long time. 3. In the future, if you don't allow me to get into the water, I will definitely not be in your face. 4. When you yell at me, I will never give up, and I will not say: "If people are hot, don't you let people bathe?"

The above is the promise that my husband made to you. If you have a remorse, you will not die. If you repent, I will break the grandson and fill the door! I also ask the majority of my parents to supervise! I deeply apologize to my dear wife and adults! i'msorry!