Yu Dahua's classic quotation statement

Yu Dahua's classic quotation statement

1. Humor is not learned. Humor is the basic element of human beings, but humor is not good.

2, the so-called mountain to eat the mountain, relying on water to eat water, relying on the emperor to eat the emperor. How do you eat the emperor, eat it!

3, in the past people have to look at the emperor, today is suitable for travel, tomorrow is suitable for the earth, then Lin Qing calculated that this day is suitable for rebellion, good luck!

4. The Chinese emperors are all lifelong, living alive and dead.

5. The emperor himself also ransacked salt merchants from time to time. There are many such examples, such as river work, governance of the Yellow River; military needs, wars; and celebrations, what celebrations? The emperor's birthday, the emperor's birthday, the birthday of the Queen Mother!

6, we look from the top down, her eyebrows, eyes, nose are very good-looking, thick eyebrows, big eyes, high nose, belonging to the category of beauty, then look down, broken! Her mouth is big -

7. Daoguang reviewed the guards and was very happy. He said: "The soldiers have worked hard!", everyone said: "Serve the emperor!"

8. The situation of life is really elusive. Sometimes I don’t know who is who.

9. Pu Yi and the Kwantung Army Chief of Staff, Tojo Hideki, exchanged opinions in a cordial and friendly atmosphere on the issue of smoking harmful to health.

10. At that time, the doctor stood behind him. After listening to it, he jumped and shouted and said, "Tai Shanghuang, you killed us! We have poisoned, we are white angels!"

11. China's future moral construction, I summed it up as: inheriting the predecessors, facing the world, taking the people as the basis, the ancients are used today, not in a hurry, persevere.

12. Moral construction is a long process. It should not be blindly pessimistic or optimistic. Instead, it should be down-to-earth, persevere, not in a hurry, and progress steadily and steadily.

13. The emperor is the chairman of the board and the prime minister is the general manager. The chairman of the board is not at ease with the general manager and is always in conflict. The Ming Dynasty abolished the prime minister and changed the chairman and general manager.

14, the little wife is more, often fighting between the little wife, and more, playing mahjong, even the frame is too lazy to fight.

15. Guangxu and Cixi, one is the reverse period, one is the menopause, and the whole day is dry.

16. This place in Xinjiang is far away, but Xinjiang has done a good job in the past few years. The scenery is just fine. Uighur girls can sing and dance. Can Xiao Liu go there to make peace of mind? Therefore, it is recommended to switch to Heilongjiang, saying that it is so cold, snow and ice, beasts, long nights, thieves cold thieves cold! A tough environment is conducive to ideological transformation.

17. How can a son get more, there is only one way, how many wives.

18. Qianlong said that you thought I was really retired. I have nothing to do with it? In short, officials at all levels must be as good as before, and follow the rules and do not underestimate them. Otherwise, the emperor is very angry and the consequences are very serious.

19. The biggest shortcoming of Yongzheng is that there are no outstanding advantages. The biggest advantage is that there are no outstanding shortcomings.