Wu Zongxian's classic quotation statement

Wu Zongxian's classic quotation statement

1, distance is the killer of love, time is the most hurt, time hurts us, time also makes me heal, time will not make you not hurt, time only makes me get used to pain, love, it is point, You look at the stars in the sky, dotted around, like a bright little eye...

2, the mainland hosts are in the middle of the law, just like the "hot pot" to do the show: not only to burn others, but also afraid to burn themselves.

3. When there is always a step down, there will always be ups and downs in life.

4, the program stops and walks, host to go to stay, only real friends can last forever!

5, men are not drunk, how do women have tips? Women are not drunk, how can men have a chance? Women and men are not drunk, how can someone sleep in a restaurant?

6, eating soft rice during the day, hard work at night; men are not responsible, but also pay!

7, men rely on eating, women rely on sleep, do not eat or sleep, and immediately scrapped.

8, very big manism, "very large" is tailored according to one of my organ characteristics, you are bigger than me. I am longer than you, saying that our program is very long.

9, time does not make people not pain, time just makes you get used to the pain.

10, people only love twice in a lifetime, when you realize this truth, usually the first time has passed.

11, a friend of mine is a mixed gang, in order not to be afraid to cut a turtle shell on the back... so every time I see him, I can't help but touch his head.

12. If your happiness is my pain, then the pain is no longer painful. It hurts for you. It is OK for me, it is happy!

13, to think that people are not spicy, unless it is spicy, spicy to the highest point, the heart is spicy, the two are more spicy than the mountains, see if you are spicy or hot! ! The hot word can also be replaced by something else!

14, the wind fell in love with the cloud, it was impossible. I fell in love with you, it is the sadness of my fate. The morning without coffee is like the life without you. When I know what love is in my life, I know what is love. Can you add ING to me?

15. People enjoy achievements at high tide and enjoy life at low tide!

16, underwear is not comfortable to wear, people who look at it are also comfortable.

17, men do not need to love him, you only need to understand him, because men are beasts. You don't need to know her, you just need to love her, because women are neuropathy. Men are beasts, but women prefer small animals.

18, only the singer actor who became famous overnight, there is no host who is famous overnight!

19, Xiao Fu Yu Yu, Zhong Fu Yu Qin, Da Fu from heaven!

20. For those who engage in politics, NOnewsisgoodnews; For those engaged in entertainment, Nonewsisbadnews.

21, women are not drunk, men have no chance; men are not drunk, women have no tip; men and women are not drunk, no one sleeps at the hotel.

22, spending money and making money can never be the same person.

23, I can not give her happiness, but I can give her comfort; I can not give her a lifetime, but I can give her once.

24, I hate two kinds of people, one is racist, and the other is black.

25, the businessman is stateless, the artist has no D!

26, the artist itself is a commodity, I have already pleased the audience, why should I suffer from trampling by others.

27, the most part of a man's contribution to the family is to sacrifice his love.