a letter of resignation

Dear father:

Hello!

As your daughter, on the eve of your birthday, I am resigning from my two positions at home: "Foodies" and "Mathematics Graduates."

When I say "foodie", I am embarrassed. Every time I taste the dishes you make, I always comment on them, and almost all of them are criticisms. I remember once, you put a hot vinegar cabbage in front of me. I ate and said, "This cabbage is good, but the soup is thicker." Now, in retrospect, I will give you the first time. The poached egg that is fried, so salty, you didn't say anything. And when I am a little salty, I will criticize you. Now I understand that those "private dishes" contain your love for me, so I am no longer a "foodie".

I also want to quit the title of "mathematics graduate student". You used to praise me as a graduate student in mathematics because I have had a great math exam for a while. But now I have become a veritable "mathematical graduate student". When I was doing math problems, I yelled when I encountered a slightly difficult problem: "Dad, this problem will not be done! Come and save me!" Waiting for you Once, on the test paper, there is no trace of half-calculation in the blank space. Every time you explain the bag, I suddenly realized that the question is so simple. You told me that if you encounter a problem, you should count it first, you can’t count it, and then call you. I took your words as a slap in the face, every time I put up a graduate student's style, too lazy to write, so that my math scores fell and then fell. So I proposed to resign and be a veritable primary school student.

Dad, you will soon have a 40th birthday. This sincere resignation letter is a birthday present from your daughter. Do you agree that I will resign?

Wish daddy

happy Birthday!

Daughter: Zhou Yi

July 23

Fourth grade: Zhou Yi