My beautiful lady classic quotation

1. Men and women argue that it is equivalent to pistols and machine guns, and will always be in a downwind, not to mention that lx is faced with two heavy machine guns, even if he is a desert eagle, it will not work. When you send someone to twenty, this fucking still plays a fart?

2. If you want to find a wife who is healthy and ordinary, you will fry the tomato and eggs. You will operate the washing machine. There is also a little beautiful girl in the eyebrows. When you see the stranger, you will blush. You know how much the soy sauce is in a bottle. When rice comes home, it will help me wipe the sweat...

3. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

4. It is still the safest to make tofu! Tofu is tofu, and it is tofu brain. If it is thin, it is tofu skin. If it is done, it is soy milk. It is stinky tofu, and it will not lose money.

5. Waiting for China to have money in the future, let foreigners test Chinese four levels, use brush to answer, and then each person has a knife to engrave Oracle. The name of the paper is on behalf of three representatives. Song, oral test to sing Beijing opera, must make this tone!

6. I always think that I am a talent, but I am wrong, I am not! I turned out to be a genius.

7. Sleeping on the weekend to wake up naturally, the world is not important, as long as there are beautiful women in the dream, starving can also be ~~! Qianlong, beautiful here

8. My current location: WC. Posture: Kneeling. Face: convulsions. Status: In force

9. Debt the lie behind the lie! It’s better to stand away from you and watch how you can perform in a lie. How profound!

10. Sleeping is an art. If you don't sleep well, you are so bad. If you sleep well, you can still dream about the periodic table.

11. Your life never needs to be explained. Let’s go to the road of the cow X.

12. Life's feelings: When work and love are unsatisfactory, you can take out your little brother, stare at it, and meditate on the spirit it contains: it can be long and short, can be thick and thin, can stretch, can soften, learn Learn it, the difficulty in front of you is a bird!

13. Looking for death? This is a problem that has depressed me for more than 20 years. I have no sense of direction and I don’t know where to look. Originally thought to find a girlfriend with a sense of direction, let her guide me, but did not succeed. One day, I pointed to the bed and said to her, 'You lie down'. As a result, she twisted and squeezed '趴' on the bed, knowing the difference between the two? One position is up, one position is down, this is two Difference

14. Wear someone else's shoes, take your own path, let this group of bastards find it!

15. The strength of the innate power and the arrogance of the world, the extraordinaryness hidden under the ordinary surface, just like tailor-made for yourself!

16. How about making a gamble? 1 2 3....You don't talk, take me as the default!

17. If I win, give me a sweet kiss,

18. If I lose, I will be wronged and give you a sweet kiss.

19. If you break into the red dust, if you don’t bring a woman to return home, the Taohuatan is a thousand feet deep. I don’t know who is my love~~!

20. Seven days a week, three days are used for madness, making legends and leaving legends. Two days are used for love, one day is used for metamorphosis, one day to find, to find the end of the world and the wonderland! For me, the place where there is life is the vicissitudes of life, the place where there is work is the rivers and lakes, the place with beauty is the wonderland

21. There are a lot of people chatting with my Liu Xing, including strangers. This is good. If you can guess my name, I will ask you to have a drink!

22. I am a little vulgar, a bit strange, a bit boring and cute! A little lazy, a bit bad, a little clever and rogue! If you love, come to love, do not love no one wants you to love

23. I will be more ferocious than those who are evil, and I will be more despicable than those who care for those who are despicable; I will be more intelligent than those who deal with those who are handsome; against those handsome, I... Will destroy their capacity!

24. I’ve been like a wildfire and I’m trying to illuminate others.

25. You have to go to develop a piece of unforgettable love at first sight. Teachers and students forget about marriage and gay marriage. I can no longer stand the thick-faced people like you!

26. Robbery, you have the right to resist, but all resistance will become a more exciting reason for me.

27. In the class system, men become the possessors of all earthly wealth, and women become the social attachments of men’s eternal life. Women become the object of mediocre playful jokes and moral accusations. God created a woman with Adam's ribs. Women are born to be lower than men and always rely on men. Therefore, if you want to soak me, you should take the initiative to become my accessory. Why do you want to get mad?

28. He is such a person, likes to take the flowers of the Lord, but also the name of the Lord: The famous flower has the Lord, I am loose! But I have already seen him, if he does not vent at this time, back The first time after the family is filthy, it is wet! According to incomplete statistics, the first time for 80% of men is dedicated to his hand.

29. I think that I am a beautiful woman, not necessarily a beauty, not a beauty, not necessarily a beauty. It seems that the age of the lady is not too small. How can I not be honest?

30. I am a person of integrity, a pure person, a person of high morality, so you don't have to take a look of red and shyness, unless your thoughts are not pure, think about it!

31. When I think about me, I will shout three times to my name, and I will come to you in the name of God, and then safeguard the peace of the world and punish the sins of the world...

32. Fudge is an art, but also a kind of learning, just as the sky is used to wind and rain, the land is used to grow long grass, I am fooling to prove how great human beings, I don’t flicker that day because of this The earth is not worthy of being fooled by me!

33. People are complex animals, love is a wonderful thing, it can make people lose their senses, and they can deceive themselves!

34. When a person is alive, you can't help but think. You don't want to be so sad. You have your strengths. You don't naturally look at the eyes. She knows what kind of life she wants to live, and I see it, she I feel happy about my present life, happiness of 10,000 yuan, you can buy a new mobile phone for her, let your happiness sound zero distance, a thousand dollars of happiness, you can accompany her shopping to buy her favorite clothes Hundreds of dollars of happiness, you can buy a part of Oden in the cold night to warm her palm, ten dollars of happiness, you can buy ice cream in the hot summer day to cool her heat, no money, happiness, you You can take her hand and walk on the soft white sand beach, just be happy!

35. Where is there no flowers in the world, why should you stare at one person? There are few people in high school, and the quality is not good. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, she doesn't love you, you don't want to be jealous, there are many beautiful women around, which is not gentler than her.

36. A leaf can be completely lost in the spring, but it is only a leaf, not the whole spring.

37. Every girl has been an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she will become crying and become a mortal, so the boy must not disappoint the girl, because the girl gave up the whole paradise for you. Every boy is a demon who used to be a hell. When he meets a girl he likes, he becomes tempted and becomes a mortal, so the girl must not disappoint the boy, otherwise the boy will return to the terrible hell, now I am In hell.

38. I don't like the type? I don't like women who are as weak as the jade, like self-interested treasures like Baodi, like the wind and waves of the Qing, like the Xiangyun, can't do the world, just like the spring, just like the heart It’s so cold, it’s as soft as Miaoyu...!

39. And the type I like? It is as talented as Saitama, as sensible as Baoyu, as beautiful as Keqing, as bold as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wei, capable of being as good as spring, as smart as Fengjie. It’s also a blessing like Yuan Ke...!

40. Marriage really needs courage.

41. The satyr has an indelible contribution to the improvement of women's self-confidence. Many women are like the unsweetened jade, and they have always lacked confidence in themselves. At this time, we can respect the lovely sorcerer, who will be in the woman's The highlights were found on the body, even if it was a little bit of glimmer, so the woman’s self-confidence was improved as never before.

42. In fact, the satyr is very respectable. The satyr is good at discovering beauty. It is good at discovering the excellent quality of MM in the trivial things. When the laity is busy with oil and salt, the wolf is looking for beauty in the world despite exhaustion. The wolf dares to pursue beauty, and has the courage to dedicate himself to beauty. In the current materialistic society, there is nothing to be willing to pay for the beauty, only the satyr, only the satyr! The satyr support is simple, the purpose is clear Not for work, money, just for beauty, pervert, absolute beauty!

43. When men deal with women, IQ is second to Einstein.

44. It’s crazy for others to laugh at me. I laugh and others don’t see it. I am mad since I drifted away, like a cloud crane to travel around!

45. However, I am really a failure to be a man, and the axe is a bit heavy; the back of the water, the shoes are a bit wet; now I want to eat the food you cook, you don’t do the food. Hey, there is no success in trying to do something!

46. ​​The study of fundamental estheticians, the most beautiful gesture of a woman is the moment when the chest is slightly elevated, just like you are now. And the coolest posture of a man is the moment that he will fight with someone, just like me. In order to demonstrate this moment to the most perfect pole, I don’t know how many people have become victims.

47. For a man, living with a woman who cooks, if you don’t let it cook for yourself, it’s just a sin. Do it for yourself, then you will be happy to eat. Do not do it for yourself, create conditions to let the other party do their own food.

48. But when I met the woman who thought she was handsome today, there was no way.

49. I was a low-key person, and I became a tall god.

50. There is a kind of failure called the mother of success. There is a kind of love called letting go. Therefore, there is a kind of single body called Ning deficiency.

51. The highest state of Fudge is to let the other party be willing to be fooled, and when you are fooled, you still feel that your words are reasonable.

52. The rabbit does not eat grass and grass? But since there are grasses on the side of the nest, why bother to let the rabbit run over the mountains? How tired!

53. The feathers on my wings have been pulled out by you. Why do you still expect me to fly for you?

54. If you want to find a prince, you have to kiss all the frogs in the world...!

55. There is a feeling that I always admit that it is acacia when I am insomnia. There is a kind of tear that always sees love when I break up.

56. Trick, naked play! Threat, the threat of light!

57. If you have a hatred, you can't say that you are dying, but at least give him a little color. Mo installed B, installed B was thunder. The touch is pure, and the dress is purely round. Anyone who pretends to be in front of me, I will kill the other party gorgeously.

58. Losing does not mean that I will always admit defeat; taking a step back does not mean that I give in; letting go does not mean that I give up. As I smile, I don't think I am happy!

59. When you have suffered hard and bitter, you will be a good person, and you will not be able to make a good preparation for your future sexual life. If you have a fat body, you will feel disgusting.

60. I feel that compared to the canteen in my university, the canteen outside is very exciting! Do you know? There is a singer who visited the canteen of my school twice. The first time was in 2001, after which he created a special album "Fantasy". After a few years of eating, I created a special album "Qilixiang". He thought that the food in the cafeteria of my school would improve, and he came again. After he left, he created a special album, "Still Fantasy." I didn't dare to go anymore, so I finally created a special album, "I am very busy." A few days ago, our school cafeteria also went to a 'star'. After the filming, we took a movie called "The Secret That Can't Be Say", which was speechless.

61. My principle is that people don't spray me, I don't spray people, if people spray me, I will spray people!

62. He feels that his life is now like being raped by a eunuch. Rebellion is painful, not rebellious or painful, and there is not even a sense of enjoyment. A man, to live here, what is the meaning of life?

63. I can’t bear it, I can’t bear it. The clay figurine also has three points of soil, even if it is awkward, no one dares to step on it?

64. Ten years ago, I watched the idol drama with great interest. When I went to the middle of the advertisement, I quickly changed channels or went to the toilet. Ten years later, I looked at various advertisements with great interest. When I went to the idol drama, I quickly changed it. Toilet, or use this time to do something meaningful. As for CCTV, the only thing that can be trusted now is that there is only a whole hour left...!

65. There is no fish when the water is clear, but it is invincible when it comes to people!

66. A benefactor is a complex animal. Love is a wonderful thing. It can make people lose their senses and make people deceive themselves. When I see you laughing, I am sad for a few days. When I see you cry, I will be happy for several years. of!

67. From now on, Laozi will only hate you alone, promise you to put your pigeons in every thing, and every word you say must be against you. Be sure to bully you, despise you, others bully. When you are, I will come out and bully you in the first time. You are happy, Lao Tzu wants to make you unhappy, you are not happy, Lao Tzu makes you even more unhappy, you must always think that I am the most evil man in your dreams, until you move out of my house!

68. Power is the main business and women are amateur activities!

69. The tree has no skin, it will die undoubtedly; people are shameless, the world is invincible!

70. I curs you, no one but me, can not give you happiness! One day, sooner or later, you will ask me to let your name appear in my household account! I curs both of you in the name of the moon, always marry stay home!

71. A woman, don’t give her a little bit of awkwardness, she will never know the true character of a man.

72. When you were a girl in high school, you used to go to Huang Quan with me: 'If you come close to me, I will go with you. '; You have been with me to the next life: 'I want to pursue me? Next life!'; You have been willing to die for me: 'With you, I would rather die!'. Although it has been several years, I still remember the "Shanmeng Oath" love words that you said. Every time I can’t sleep in the dead of night, I will recall the way you said these words when you said these words. It’s really fascinating. . Therefore, I have secretly kept this vow in the depths of my heart. I did not expect that our vows will finally be realized. It is really gratifying to have a lover.

73. Looking at the national education of a country depends on his public toilet; seeing a person's mind is to look at his eyes; seeing a value depends on his opponent. So don't take me to raise your worth, you are not worthy of being my enemy.

74. Is it that I am very poor? How can I say that I am also a good man recommended by the All-China Women's Federation, the designated items of the Women's Day of the Eighth International Women's Day, passed the GF2008 international quality system certification, the honorable handsome guy of the People's Republic of China ~~!

75. Time is like a cleavage, there will always be crowding

76. If you don't give you some color, you don't know that basketball is a round glue. The sticky cooking is to put salt and salt.

77. Destiny is responsible for shuffling, but playing is our own

78. Women are tools for making humans, men are tools for using humans.

79. Take pride in being born and brave, and be ashamed to take medicine to help out. Honored by long battles, ashamed of impotence and premature ejaculation

80. Taking pride in active cooperation and being ashamed of passive coping. To be proud of doing everything, to be ashamed of perfunctory responsibility

81. Take pride in picking up the lights and doing it with shame. Proud of slang words, ashamed of silence

82. Be proud of mutual pleasure and be ashamed of unilateral pleasure. Be proud of the night, and be ashamed to sleep

83. Mo installed B installed B was thundered ~ Mo installed purely pure "Len"

84. I can't think of what you think, and I don't have any clothes to wear. I can't get any feelings with anyone. I can't burn my passion anymore. I don't think I can catch up with Lenin~~

85. Conspiracy? Wisdom? Life is like a gamble. Since the formal method can't win, then let's go out!

86. Those who are not afraid of bullying, are afraid of being bullied, and who will bully people, can be described as people!

87. If you have a thunder in your chest and you are like a Pinghu, you can worship the generals! Knowing the woman’s mind and pretending to be indifferent, that is, the big man also

88. A fairy tale is a madman who blows a group of fools.

89. Although he is a man who claims to be the perfect and closest to God, in fact, only handsome and unparalleled, and bright and fascinating dozens of advantages. Is it so active? If you like me, just tell me that it’s not finished? Is it so embarrassing?

90. The appearance does not have to be too good, there is temperament on the line; the body does not have to be too hot, can be tolerant to see; personality does not have to be too clear, gentle on the line; do not be too hardworking, will do laundry and cook, the craft does not have to be great, can eat well; You don't have to be too good, you know how to care for your family; you don't have to be too respectful, you know your filial piety; you don't have to be too high, you know how to educate the next generation.

91. My nose is not getting longer, so I am telling the truth, Pinocchio can testify for me!

92. As the saying goes, although the famous flower has the Lord, the hoe is even more ruthless. As long as the hoe is good, there is no corner to dig!

93. Shopping may be a woman's nature, women shopping, shopping malls are tireless. In the mall, there is nothing that is not of interest to women. Whether it is useful or useless, they must take a look, ask, and give it a try. At least one thing must be touched for a long time, and what a woman buys, but for men, it may be the most troublesome and most troublesome thing. Men accompanying women to go shopping in the mall, I can’t wait to sit down on the floor, what kind of demeanor?

94. Perhaps the sentence is true, that is, there is always one less piece of clothing in a woman’s closet.

95. What is life? Life is holding the hands of Cecilia Cheung on the street to meet Lin Chi-ling's eyes and can't control himself, even if he is brought back to become the left and the right one, when he meets Li Jiaxin, it is still the same!

96. Women’s erotic thoughts are sometimes more ridiculous than men think.

97. A woman is a strange animal. Maybe she doesn't want to kiss you. She doesn't want to go to bed with you, but she is willing to take you into the underwear store and tell you indirectly what she wears. You say no strange. ?