Yi Zhongtian Quotations

Yi Zhongtian Quotations:

1. I was hired by you, I am loyal to you, if you don't listen to my idea, byebye, I change a boss.

2. It is possible to have a rheumatic arthritis in a long-term battle for a stroke!

3. "The first official position of Cao Cao is the northern part of Luoyang County, which is equivalent to the deputy county-level public security bureau."

4. "Cao Cao is short and tall, and it is estimated to be similar to me. Compared with Zhuge Liang, which is 1 meter 84, it can only be regarded as an unqualified defective product--!"

5. “The Emperor and the Emperor are not suitable for the emperor... The spirit of the Emperor is literary art and architectural art. He is still very researching about architecture. He studied all day and made a water system in the palace! Moreover, he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements throughout the city, announcing: Let the people of the whole city drink tap water ~~~ You are the emperor, not the water!"

6. "In the time of the Emperor's Emperor, the act of selling officials was completely open--the price was clearly marked, and the public bidding ~~ There was a name called Cui Lie. It was already listed as Jiuqing, and I still thought about doing a 'three public'. The addiction. At this time, a scorpion of the Emperor, the surname of Cheng, quietly told him: 'You don't want to do three public, I can get the internal preferential price, 50% ~ ~ ~ '"

7. "Because all the princes who make up the Allies are in the east of Hakodate, this unit is also known as the Kanto Coalition, the Kanto Association Army, the Kanto Army" ~~~ referred to as the 'Kanto Army'"

8. "I was hired by you, I am loyal to you, if you don't listen to my idea, byebye, I change a boss."

9. “Han Xin is a youth unemployed”

10. Liu Bang: I am a rogue, I am afraid of who ""

11. The court sent people to check Wu Wang, and did not find any weapons of mass destruction."

12. “Yang Feng and Dong Cheng will return the emperor to Luoyang... It’s been a year since Chang’an went to Luoyang, and the emperor became a 'prodigal son’”

13. “To be human, the most important thing is to make the other person not aware that you are being human...”

14. "Where is the hot emperor, I dare to approve the No on the report you sent it~~ He will only approve Yes~~~ You are too hot to do the thing~~~"

15. "Now some friends like to see what strategies, what 100 parties, and so on. In fact, I want to say that those are subtotals. It is the avenue to understand human nature..."

16. "Cao Cao said to the princes of various roads: 'Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo - Dong Zhuo has burned Luoyang and hijacked the emperor. He can basically position him as a terrorist organization~~~"

17. "When Cao Cao was covered in dust and blood, returning to the Allied Base Camp, what are these princes doing? Still drinking and drinking, not doing business--that is, opening PARTY, making bars, playing electronics Game ~~~"

18. "Cao Cao's so-called '屯田', 屯, is the militarization of lifestyle; Tian, ​​is the grouping of production methods. This is a very clever policy! It is equivalent to Cao Cao's establishment of a 'production and construction corps' more than 1700 years ago. Hey!"

19. "Yuan Shao wants to set up another new prince. Once I found Cao Cao to drink, drink and drink him to pick up a jade, it is estimated that Yuan Shao himself privately, and discussed with Cao Cao: 'You see... this thing, ah... how? Let's do it~~'

20. After the ugly swearing, Guan Yu wrote a resignation to Cao Cao, riding a red rabbit and chasing his brother who ran faster than the rabbit... After the ugly death, Liu Bei turned to the rabbit. run"

21. "The biggest weakness of Yuan Shao, compared with Cao Cao is that it is late! It is slow response. It is always half a beat than Cao Cao."

22. “Yuan Shao loves La son too? Yuan Shang! Why? Because Yuan Shangchang is handsome, is a handsome guy~~~ Because Yuan Shao is a handsome guy, so he must look for the successor of the old guy must be a handsome guy.

23. "Yuan Shao is 'selling out', Yuan Shu is 'selling out', so Yuan Shu always looks down on Yuan Shao: 'You see, it’s no wonder that the little wife is born, can’t be a big event~~I want to set up a new king to set up a self, why do you stand someone else? , all in one fell swoop"

24. "Their stupidity is directly proportional to the arrogance - Yuan Shaobi Cao Cao mad, Yuan Shaobi Cao Cao stupid; Yuan Shu is still mad than Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu is stupid than Yuan Shao. The most stupid ~~~"

25. "At that time, the people in Jiangdong called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and called Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang, that is the young man, has the meaning of praise. So, 'Sun Lang' is 'Sun Shuai Ge', 'Zhou Lang 'It's 'Chou Shuaige'.........The handsome guys all like Meimei, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu respectively found the two most beautiful girls at that time......... It can be said that Zhou Yu is the battlefield, officialdom, love field, field. The field is proud!.........I am very envious anyway!"

26. "By the way, Jiang Gan is also being shackled ~ ~ He has never stolen any books, is not ugly, and is also a handsome guy ~ ~ because Zhou Yu is a handsome guy, handsome friend ~ ~ Usually also handsome guy ~~"

27. “The so-called empty city plan is also compiled... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put a incense burner, called two children, sang karaoke on the castle floor~~~”

28. "In the eyes of scholars, the Dream of Red Mansions is No.1 of Chinese novels, but the general public still recognizes the waters and the three kingdoms. You see, the ancestors of all walks of life are the characters of the Three Kingdoms and the Shuiyu - the robbers, worship Song Jiang is the ancestor of the ancestors; thieves, worshipping the time... Shaping the head of Guan Yu... The god of wealth is also Guan Yu... According to me, Guan Yu will become the ancestor of the matchmaking industry sooner or later, because Guan Yu has a pursuit of love. He and Liu Bei are in Cao Cao. When I was under the command, before attacking Lu Bu, I told Cao Cao: After you put on Lu Bu, you have to marry me. Cao Cao agreed... Cao Cao saw: Guoshen Tianxiang! I will get the moon first in the water tower. Yes, the result is that Guan Yu is very depressed..."

29. "What is the relationship between shaving and Guan Yu? The people of the Three Kingdoms did not shave their heads, and they kept all hair. Just shaved and Guan Yu had a knife in their hands. ~~ reminds me of a shaved head. Post a couplet: 'Ask the head of the world? How to see the old man!' Whoever dares to go in and shave!"

30. "Yuan Shu thought that the emperor's title is like the trademark under the conditions of our market economy. I want to register first. He thought that he would pre-register the emperor's trademark. Others can't take him any more. I didn't expect him to become a public." '."

31. "Liu Beigan is still very good at running away. He is like a rat on a sea-going wheel. It seems that he can always be aware of which ship will turn over.... First, follow the Gongsun’s beating Yuan Shao, then Followed Cao Cao to play Lu Bu, and followed Yuan Shao to play Cao Cao..."--!

32. "Yuan Shang and Yuan Xige are together: 'Let's ask Gong Sun Kang's kid to drink, and he will give him the banquet!' Here, Gong Sunkang also summed up: 'It's better for me to ask them to drink, at the banquet. Just gave him... '...the result is that Gong Sunkang gave the two to do it!"

33. "Cao Yu entered Yuanfu and saw an old woman with white hair. It was Yuan Shao's wife... Sitting on the side of the well with a young woman with a shawl, spicy is Yuan Xi's newlywed wife, Yu's hair. I covered the whole face, and when Cao Yu opened the long hair of the cockroach, he was shocked at the time..."

34. Yuan Shao is a politically short-sighted, militarily weak and organizationally low-energy.

35. All day at home, the guests in the conference, in the current words, are to do salons, open parties, busy, and market. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at the time.

36. "Which can say that the heroes use the axe, or two hammers, this is not a system. So the sword is very expensive." "Wrongly said: 'Whether it is, the cutting is also reversed, not cutting Anti! 'Then let me do it! The result is that when two people look at it, it’s really wrong!”

37. "Liu Bang thinks, 'Yes, this time I can't blame Han Xin, I can't offend him at this time, but I have already passed it.' Continue to swear: 'Bastard! The man Han's husband made a meritorious deed, and he should be a true king. Why are you fake?'"

38. "If I give clothes to others, it is 'together with the body'!

39. "Qingwen didn't have a Baoyu, and Baoyu was the attacker!"

40. "Han Xingang attended the work...

41. Xiang Yu is really too human. It is too much for girls to love. I am afraid that the girls at that time will marry Xiang Yu like this.

42. Liu Bang, this time, two girls are waiting to wash their feet. May be like our modern people, but also do some foot massage or something.

43. How can you say that the heroes use an axe or two hammers? This is not a system. So the sword is very expensive.

44. Cutting is to be cut, but not as irritating as you are wrong. Wrongly said: "Whether it is, the cutting is also reversed, not cutting or counter!" Then we will engage him! As a result, when two people look at it, it is really wrong!

45. If someone else provokes you, you immediately rush to it, bite it, let it go, what is this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

46. ​​Liu Bang thought, "Yes, this time I can't blame Han Xin. I can't offend him at this time, but I have already passed it." Continue to swear: "Bastard! The man and the man are making a meritorious deed, and you should be a true king. Why? When it is fake!"

47. If I give my clothes to others, it is "to make a difference."

48. Connaught, equivalent to the current OK

Yi Zhongtian personal profile:

Yi Zhongtian, a well-known Chinese writer and educator, a professor at Xiamen University, and a tribute to the eighth Chinese writers. Born in 1947, Changsha, Hunan. He graduated from Wuhan University in 1981 and obtained a master's degree in literature and taught at the university. He then taught at the Chinese Department of Xiamen University. He has long been engaged in multi-disciplinary and interdisciplinary research in literature, aesthetics, history, etc., and CCTV's "Hundreds of Lectures" scholars who have "opened the altar" have lectured on "The Hundreds of Lectures" in CCTV, "The Man of the Han Dynasty", 2005 4 The first broadcast of the month was a hot review, and the "Easy in the Three Kingdoms" was a craze for ratings. In 2019, he announced the writing of 36 volumes of "Easy Zhongtian Chinese History". On December 5, 2019, he won the best history book of the 8th Writers' Rich List, which attracted attention from all walks of life.