Li Boqing classic quotation

Li Boqing's Quotations:

1. Fans are divided into these categories: ball mad, ball mad, ball melon, ball madman, and ------ ball Mo Mingtang

2. "Mr. Li is a fat girl pressing on you. Are you feeling stunned?" "Do you want to listen to the truth or a lie?" "It must be the truth." "Then you think an Alto is in You have 5 stalks on your body. Are you feeling like a scorpion?" "..."

3. I don't care what I say, I have to swear, I have to talk about it, and I still have to say it. You see, if I am talking about it, he wants to say: "Let the dolls say some scorpions." If I want to talk about it, the boy will hear it happy. He will say, "Oh, let’s take a shrimp. Speaking," I am still embarrassed.

4. Weather forecast: Wear the pants at the highest temperature today, wear cotton trousers at the lowest temperature, and wear cotton trousers when it is not cold or hot.

5. Chengdu people have a bad habit of asking the blind man when they see the blind man, so that many foreigners do not understand. For example: I saw the side of the bowl of people coming over~ "Is it worth eating?" I would like to ask for dinner. I will pick up the pot and ask for a pot. These are understandable. The most vomiting thing is, in the toilet head, I heard "Hey, solve the hand wow~?" I don't know what to do. I ran this head to the claws, repairing the light bulbs. What is more irritating is that you see the toilet in the toilet, His face was red, and he ran over to ask "Is it a big wow?" . . . . . . . .

6. When you sell the noodles, you can make a "golden, golden silk wow?" "Good, good, good, good or bad?" "Lower, lower, lower, lower, lower," people know When I heard him look like it, I will throw it up. Finally, you said that you can’t think of it too much. As a result, you give the boss a whole sentence, “Lower, next, afternoon to eat.” Oops, dog X, come in the afternoon. Eat asthma.

7. Sufen: "The turtle is dead, do you know that we have been married for many years?" Li Boqing: "Remember not so much." Sufen: "Eight years, the dead" Li Boqing: "Hey, your mother. Hey, Lao Tzu has been working for 8 years."

8. Zhang Taipo, you still don't want to say that when Lao Tzu is young, he is still in a mini squat, and he touches the baby.

9. Weather forecast: wear the pants at the highest temperature, wear cotton trousers at the lowest temperature, don't wear cold cotton pants

10. The chicken doesn't call it to sleep, and the scorpion is indiscriminate!

11. The old man said to his son, "I will tell you that the dead doll, you go out and sway, Lao Tzu can't take care of you. You don't want to provoke some strange heads to come back. If it is caused, my daughter-in-law will make a mistake. My daughter-in-law was killed, my old man was stunned, my father was stunned, your mother ran a shovel, and your mother was stunned. This street is smashed!"

12. Anyway, they are all decades old. If you can go, you will go three. Anyway, Mo’s money, and Mo’s nephew wants the first three.

13. Train inner and outer tires, airplane turning lights, painting the moon inside and outside, tiling the Great Wall

14. Don't ask: "Old Li, I haven't seen you for a long time. Where did I go to go, go up the mountain, wow?" Li Boqing saw his looking eyes and refused to accept him. He went to him. Well, I went up the mountain. Li Boqing thought about it. I went to Mount Emei to practice it.

15. The man said to the woman: "Ah! Sufen, I love you! If you don't marry me, I will fly from the top of the building!" Li Boqing: "Flying down a shovel! So many years ago Didn't fly down!"

16. Our love is like a pot, and it is impossible to understand the inner.

17. The woman turns her man: You don't want to watch him as a manager during the day, black, often do not wash your feet!

18. The business is doing well, traveling in the middle of the night, doing business is big, calling early in the morning.

19. General Huang, total water, with Hu.

20. Before the executioner was sentenced to death, he said to the policeman who stood on the side: "I am going to die, can't I meet my last request?" The policeman nodded and said, "You said, generally we will Satisfied." Prisoner: "Well, please give me a helmet and bulletproof vest."

21. One day, a couple of days, a couple of days, the couple will be thin.

22. At the beginning of man, sex is good. In fact, people are really kind at the beginning. Even if they are traitors, when he was born, when he was over one year old, he was very kind. You asked him, you grew up and wanted to do it. He will definitely say: "I have grown up to fly, to be a PLA, to earn money for my parents." He would never say: "Hey, when I grow up, I must kill two to pose!"

23. A factory, because it is going to New Year's Day, the factory manager arranges some workers to go to the Cultural Palace to see the science and technology exhibition, and the rest of the staff go to take a shower. The factory manager greeted all the employees and began to speak: "Comrades, New Year's Day is coming, the factory is arranged like this, tomorrow morning, gay bathing, lesbians visit, afternoon, lesbian bathing, gay visit. "The workers at the bottom have already been meloned. He continues to say: "We have a rule for this visit. We only have to look at it with our eyes. We can't touch it with our hands. We must look carefully, look carefully, and read to write to me." I feel that my heart will be handed over."

24. As long as you respect others from the depths of your heart, others will naturally respect you. If you don’t come, you will be a small waiter, and you will have a wide-ranging and low IQ. You think, our ancestors slabs, more than 10,000 years ago, all were wide-mouthed, with hair on their bodies, hands resting under the knees, the sultry people in Beijing Zhoukoudian, which is wide-eared, swearing The family is in a state of straits, and the countryside surrounds the city. If you go to see the lotus pond, how far is it to do business? If you get him, why is it that he has bundled up in his pocket, and the house in the house repairs your mother? You are still renting a house in your city. He is yin to your mother, two or three mothers, and four or five dolls. He is steady, you dare not, so don’t just step on the snowman.

25. When I was a child, I was not awkward, I grew up, I was married, I was married, my wife was kicking off, I was going to eat it on Sunday, you should be exhausted, you should be exhausted, and you should eat your mouth and worship.

26. The business is doing awkwardly, traveling in the middle of the night. The business is big, and I call early in the morning.

27. The nanny sits on the banquet to praise the peas.

28. This old man can’t be embarrassed: he has a status in society, there are stalls on the youth road, and there are shops in the crematorium!

29. Swelling is five times more irritating than hungry, and Lao Tzu has suffered a set. I was still working as a student, and Laozi gave two bets to others to see which ones were eaten and lost.

30. Two bowls of noodles, Laozi said that he had smashed eight bowls and added soup and water. He had almost two pounds. When he sat down, he barely got it stable. When he stood up, he knew it was wrong. The last one Going back to the school, the night, the pain...Oh, it’s wrong to turn it over, it’s not right, it’s not right at the window!

31. A few pairs of colors played a mahjong all night, everyone was beaten into gray, and it was dawn. There was an old man who stretched out: "Oh, we played well, just leveled!"

32. When you talk about firefighting, you want to fish two!

33. You are the one thing, you are my own.

34. I have a bicycle. Except for the bells, the whole body is ringing and which one to buy.

35. The turtle is dead, you can't come to ask the next door, Li Boqing.

36. You several shrimps dare to shake me, you go to inquire about one, 30 years ago, which is the super brother of the nine-eye bridge!

37. Wide-eared, you peased the tip of the peas? You said a little bit of it!

38. The manager said to the staff: "How can we go to the next door every day to sing? We should weigh ourselves down and get some."

39. Nowadays, unmarried young people are married and married. They are often invited to sleep on the sofa.

40. The guest sits in the head, and the door is hanged with a stick, killing one by one, and selling the goods all day long!

41. Dogs and motorcycles, do not understand science

42. An old man was drunk and was taken to the hospital for infusion. When he opened his eyes, he asked: "Doctor, are you giving me a plaque or a whole?"

43. In the decades of revolution, only a few hundred yuan were retired. Usually, I am worried about the crown prince, and I will welcome the returning village on Sunday.

44. A factory, because the New Year's Day is coming, the factory manager arranges some workers to go to the Cultural Palace to see the science and technology exhibition, and the rest of the staff go to take a bath. The factory manager greeted all the employees and started to speak: "Comrades, New Year's Day is coming, the factory is swaying, it is arranged like this: morning gay bath, lesbian visit. afternoon lesbian bath, gay Visit.” The employees at the bottom have already been set up. He continued to say: “We are only visiting with this eye. We are not allowed to touch it with our hands. We must look carefully, look carefully, and write a thought for me after reading it. Experience is handed in."

45. Do you know that flower-like jade is a scorpion? It means: like pepper, like a hoe. Hemp does not die a few infarcts

46. ​​A woman’s commentary after Li Boqing said: “Mr. Li, you don’t want to go, I really love you!” Li Boqing hesitated for a minute, thinking that I couldn’t turn around, I’m deeply Understand your weaknesses: I am a man who can't stand the temptation. When I turn around, I am afraid of excitement, and I am excited to be an impulse. If there is a little more action, the backyard will be on fire and the house will be ruined. Finally, the heart is a cross, take care of your mother, turn to the past and say! A turn, oh. . I thought that twenty squatting, thirty squatting, forty hanging zero, the result is more old than Laozi! At least 59! 59 I have to endure, she also tied a pair of horns, dyed The red face of Deng, the body still hangs four lettuce leaves. Lao Tzu has not yet walked, the policeman said: "Old Li, you are not running fast, that woman is a madman."

47. When the man came back, the woman originally wanted to pose a halon gate, but the man was too tired to fall out of bed and fell asleep. The woman is not comfortable, the tears are wrapped up and stared at the ceiling: "We are two couples, mom, two friends."

48. An old man was drunk and was sent to the hospital for infusion. When he woke up, he asked: "Doctor, do you give me the whole card or the whole thing?"

49. The couple have been married for a long time, and the baby has also read the national small. The man has no enthusiasm for the woman. One day the woman said: "If you dare to look outside to find the little goblin, the old lady will marry The old man of the little goblin, when you are a stepmother, two days our baby called your brother-in-law, you must also call me a mother. "From then on, the man is very unruly.

50. If the flower is like jade, such as pepper like a hoe, a few incontinences will infarct

51. Big eyes are charming, small eyes are dead.

52. I am afraid that the people of Sichuan will speak Mandarin.

53. When the man came back, the woman originally wanted to set up the dragon gate array, but the man was too tired, fell asleep and fell asleep, and the woman was not comfortable, and the eyes were swarmed and the ceiling was stared at:

54. In the past two years, things have been hot, and wherever we are, we have been playing for three years, and we don’t dare to hook up. Now, I only know each other in the morning. When I got black, I took it back. The next day I got up and yelled: "Also, are you sleeping here?"

55. You have not eaten fat meat, and the black baby has not sunburned.

56. The wine is a bowel sword, the color is a scraping knife, the money is the courage of the human being, and the gas is a troublesome bag!

57. Men's three wealth and a treasure, three wealth: body, knowledge, friends. Treasure is to find a sensible wife, otherwise the three wealthes are all crossed.

58. I bought a bicycle. Except for the bell, the other body is ringing.

Personal profile:

Li Boqing, Han nationality, was born in Yanjiang District, Ziyang City, Sichuan Province. Folk artists in Sichuan and Chongqing. He is currently a national first-class performer, a member of the Sichuan Quyi Artists Association, a member of the Chengdu Quyi Artists Association, an executive director of the Sichuan Painting and Calligraphy Institute, and a member of the Chengdu Calligraphers Association. Quyi cadre of Chongqing Municipal Art Museum, deputy director of Art Museum, member of Chongqing Drama Association, member of Chongqing Citizen Literature and Art Association, member of Chongqing Second CPPCC.