Zhao Benshan's classic quotations

Zhao Benshan Quotations:

1. People are not smart, but also learn to be bald.

2. Don't tie my heart, don't say that I am worried!

3. Chopard of the cow b, can not play the sadness of Lao Tzu!

4. Be happy when you are alive, because we have to die for a long time.

5. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

6. I have never avenged this person. I usually report it on the spot.

7. You can see the words I hit on the screen, but I can't see the tears I fell on the keyboard!

8. Choose 45° to look up on others, and then blame others for 135° looking down at you.

9. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it is because there is sunshine behind you!

10. I allow you to walk into my world, but never allow you to walk around in my world.

11. People never know who has inadvertently told you after goodbye that they really never see each other again.

12. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet...

13. Love, say it out loud, because you will never know, tomorrow and accident, which will come first!

14. Stone tells us that the end of all true love is gone, and all the mashups are reunited.

15. You will never see my most lonely time, because when I can't see you, it is my most lonely time!

16. Waiting for the aftershocks, like a girl who is in love with the first love, is afraid that he will not come, and he is afraid of chaos.

17. Nothing to look for, there is nothing to find me!

18. Even in the middle of the belief, there is a lie hidden!

19. I like you so much, do you like me to die?

20. I am not a renminbi. How can everyone like me?

21. The words of a man are like the teeth of an old lady. How many are true?!

22. Q: What do you like me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

23. Holding the hand, Fang Zhizi is ugly, tears are flowing, and the child does not leave me.

24. Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain and did not bring any soldiers! I have to work experience with me?

25. Cherish life – God still makes you alive, and there must be his arrangements.

26. Lei Feng did not leave a name for good things, but everything was recorded in the diary.

27. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer the poverty is to you, the farther away from the Buddha...

28. The physical education teacher in the middle school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt on my class will punish her for standing upside down.

29. Don't worry, call a harassing call~!~!

30. You hit me twice, you can't go~~~ You yell at me~ You don't open your mouth!~!~

31. In 1998, the harvest was great, the floods were rushed away, the people lived and worked in peace, and the leaders of the party were arrogant. The foreign countries were chaotic and indiscriminate. In the past yesterday, the Prime Minister was fired today, playing the financial crisis. To talk and lead, look at the world, this scenery is better! Thank you!......?

32. That sells the abduction and flicks him. The car sells him and flicks him. If I don’t put him in ten minutes today, I can’t be a teacher with you.

33. Without the working people, you eat and wear, you don’t have the old people, you are still stinky, the working people are the greatest!

34. The distance is open, the beauty is gone! Don't yell at dinner, call---Hello! The meal is OK, come down to Daisy!

35. I opened the door this morning, and the old sow ran forward at a speed of 80 pulses per second. When I hit the tree, I died. Why?

36. You let the donkey go to the South Pole, he can't find the North; you let the cerebral thrombosis go to the fork, he can't hook his legs; you let the big monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see the beauty at all; you let Pan Changjiang go kiss Zhao Haixia, he is not enough at all. ??

37. The people who have been said by the crickets are not guilty. Zhao Zhongxiang’s "Animal World" is not allowed to be broadcast. Ni Ping is not the host, but he has not changed his mind. Cui Yongyuan can't sleep.

38. Since the big sister changed from the township head to the three fat man, he can no longer give a stick. At this time, people need to understand and need comfort.

39. The mouse is a bridesmaid, you don’t want to make money.

40. The reforms of the spring breeze filled the land, the Chinese people are really eager to compete, and work together for the cross-century, a big flood of water.

41. I am going to travel to the next step, find a bigger city and go to Yan Tieling.

42. There is also a household appliance---flashlight

43. I made a change and changed my offense. I made a change, and I still made a mistake.

44. She is more ugly than you, she is not ugly, you are more ugly than her.

45. I am not nervous.

46. ​​On the upstairs, accompanied by the next meal, finally accompanied the stomach drooping / first use sputum, then use the cup, use a small mouth to blow the bottle.

47. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you are all illegal.

48. There is no one to teach, the sky is falling off the sticky bean bag / the cat does not go straight, it depends entirely on the mouse.

49. It’s down, because oh, corruption!/The mouse is a companion to the cat.

50. Who said that my face looks like a shoehorn, this is the typical pig's waist face / autumn wave, that is, the autumn spinach is OK, down the Mixi

51. Small sample, take off the vest, I still know you / I am seeking happiness for a lifetime, to be old, understand, what is happiness? Answer, happiness is sin / gone, hurt self-respect, too hurt self-esteem

Personal profile:

Zhao Benshan was born on October 2, 1957 in Kaiyuan City, Tieling City, Liaoning Province. He is a famous comedy performance artist, a national first-class performer, a professor of the Northeast two-person transfer, a member of the National Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of the Chinese Quyi Association, a member of the National Youth Federation, and a dean of the Benshan Art Institute of Liaoning University. , Chairman of Benshan Media Group.

In 1982, Zhao Benshan starred in the drama of "The Three Strings". In 1990, he began to stage the CCTV Spring Festival Evening. He won the first prize of the CCTV Spring Festival Evening Party for 15 consecutive years. He was praised as "The Piece King" and "Oriental Chaplin". ". In 1999, the film "Men and Women Director" starring by personal investment won the Best Feature Film Award of the 22nd Popular Film Hundred Flowers Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award. In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the “Green Two-person Turn” and created the “Liu Laogen Grand Stage” featuring the performance of “Green Two-person Turn”. Before the Spring and Autumn of the Year of the Snake in 2019, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the stage. As the deputy general director of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2019 and served as the director of language programs.