Cow quotation

1. Do you have enough strength to lose weight?

2. Sleep is an art – no one can stop me from pursuing art.

3. The old lady on the bridge is selling Pepsi. How do you forget me?

4. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

5. God, my clothes are thin!

6. I am different from you because I am a human.

7. Ask how many can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

8. I really want to talk about your grandfather’s voice: "Hey!"

9. I drink only pure water, and milk only pure milk, so I am very simple...

10. Water can carry a boat and can also cook porridge.

11. I bought a computer without broadband, just like the wine is ready, but I became a monk before eating.

12. People are not smart, but dare to learn to be bald?

13. There is a very old legend - people who can see beautiful women on the XX campus will live forever...

14. If you don't care about me, I will become a dog...

15. Life, easy; live, easy; life, not easy.

16. I won’t say if I kill you.

17. The problem that money can solve is not a problem.

18. After reading a book for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

19. It is easy to quit smoking, it is too difficult to stop you!

20. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. let's marry if you have the guts.

21. Your rival and the person who once betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can't swim. You choose Judy.

22. Is it going to KTV?

23. love your mother who who......

24. Don't do anything wrong, throw any dirty water on yourself, and sister must keep the toilet.

25. The news of the news broadcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can complete a complete news.

26. Who are you with the whole expression? . I owe you a loan to expire or what.

27. Yeah is not your little raccoon, you can't play with your fun.

28. Life is too short and must be sexy.

29. Not all seemingly coquettish beauty is a scorpion, and it may be a salesman.

30. I don't organize the room, I am a chaotic woman.

31. The law stipulates that a man can be married at the age of 23, but he can be a soldier at the age of 18. This illustrates three questions: one is

32. Killing is easier than being a husband; second, living is harder than fighting; third, women are more difficult to deal with than their enemies.

33. Sister is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask the sister to answer this.

34. The money of others is something outside my body.

35. Did you get thrown 3 times after birth, but only 2 times?

36. Some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

37. Are you familiar with it? Nothing to play a video, you should be your TV, and you will be released when you press it.

38. If you can do it, try not to be noisy.

39. Don't blame people for stepping on the insole face.

40. The fighter in the stupid B, the VIP in the monk.

41. The cow dung is eventually cow dung. If it is steamed, it will not turn into a citron.

42. You roll for me, non-stop rolling...