Feng Gong's classic quotations

Feng Gong's Quotations:

1. I am so embarrassed, let you laugh. ———— Feng Gong

2. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned into a warm winter. You have a bunch of 7 --- Feng Gong

3. I have never avenged this person. I usually report it on the spot. ———— Feng Gong

4. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet~~———— Feng Gong

5. Cherish life – God still makes you alive, and there must be his arrangements. ———— Feng Gong

6. Hold the hand, Fang Zhizi ugly, tears in the face, the child does not leave me. ———— Feng Gong

7. Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain and did not bring any soldiers! With me, I have to work experience?———— Feng Gong

8. Choose 45° to look up on others, and then blame others for 135° looking down at you. ———— Feng Gong

9. You can never see my most lonely time, because when I can't see you, it is my most lonely time!———— Feng Gong

10. I heard that women are like clothes, brothers are like brothers and sisters. In retrospect, I have been streaking for more than 20 years!———— Feng Gong

11. If there are ten million, I will buy a house and rent it to others. I will collect the rent every day. Wow~~Fulfillment!———— Feng Gong

12. "Love" is a very powerful word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "metamorphosis", and the lower part is taken from the "state" of "metamorphosis". In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burnt into ash. You pile up, I have a bunch, no one knows anyone, and all of them are sent to the countryside to make fertilizer. ———— Feng Gong

13. Girls! How many white horses are there? Look for a slap in the face, don’t wait until one day you’ve been robbed, leaving a bunch of scorpions...———— Feng Gong

14. 8 So-called beauty, three-point look and seven-point dressing --- Feng Gong

15. The so-called temperament, three-pointed Qi seven-point garlic --- Feng Gong

16. The so-called gentle, three-point tolerance allows seven points to suppress. ———— Feng Gong

17. I can resist everything except ***~~———— Feng Gong

18. If you want to make chopsticks, you won’t be alone!———— Feng Gong

19. In your words, I don't even believe in punctuation. ———— Feng Gong

20. There is no place to stay here. I don’t want to stay in the house, and I go home to do housework. ———— Feng Gong

21. Kill the panda, I am the national treasure!———— Feng Gong

22. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. My words are finished!———— Feng Gong

23. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!———— Feng Gong

24. Iron cock will leave some rust, you are a stainless steel cock! --- Feng Gong

25. Let me count the stars with you. If you have low IQ, you will count the moon!———— Feng Gong

26. I admire myself too much, sometimes I give myself a hoe when I look in the mirror!———— Feng Gong

27. The most attractive person is “Master Kong”, and thousands of people are soaking him every day. ——— Feng Gong

28. It’s disgusting to think that you can’t eat any food!———— Feng Gong

29. It’s true that I used to be tall, but I often took a shower and shrank. ———— Feng Gong

30. Why do I always feel unhappy, is it that when happiness comes knocking, I am not in Viburn?

31. Laozi not only has a car, but also his own ~~———— Feng Gong

32. The point is the smoke, but the pumping is lonely~~———— Feng Gong

33. It’s not that you don’t laugh, just laugh at the powder.———— Feng Gong

34. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat a whole meal in one place, but to have food all over the place. ———— Feng Gong

35. Fall, climb up and cry~~~———— Feng Gong

36. Even if it was a trip, there was a day when I met the clam shell. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today. ———— Feng Gong

37. Low-key! It is the show of the most cattle B!!———— Feng Gong

38. People are not smart, but they also learn to be bald. ———— Feng Gong

39. Don’t tie my heart, don’t say that I am worried!———— Feng Gong

40. Chopard of the cow b, can not play the sadness of Lao Tzu! --- Feng Gong

41. Love, just say it out, because you will never know, tomorrow and accident, which will come first! 34———— Feng Gong

42. The physical education teacher in the middle school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt on my class will punish her for standing upside down. ———— Feng Gong

43. Be happy when you are alive, because we have to die for a long time. ———— Feng Gong

44. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it is because there is sunshine behind you!———— Feng Gong

45. Lei Feng did not leave a name for good things, but everything was recorded in the diary. ———— Feng Gong

46. ​​Nothing to look for in the winter, not to find a lie -—— Feng Gong

47. The words of a man are like the teeth of an old lady. How many are true?!———— Feng Gong

48. If there are ten million, I will buy 30 sets of houses and rent them to others. I will charge the rent once a day. Wow~~Fulfillment!———— Feng Gong

49. Do you have enough strength to lose weight?———— Feng Gong

50. "Love" is a very powerful word. Its upper part is taken from the "change" of "***", and the lower part is taken from the "state" of "***". ———— Feng Gong

51. You are too talented --- Feng Gong

52. You can never see my most lonely time, because when I can't see you, it is my most lonely time!———— Feng Gong

53. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, OK?———— Feng Gong

54. People never know who has inadvertently told you goodbye, and they really never see it again. ———— Feng Gong

55. Shi Tai, you are the devil in my heart, the closer the poverty is to you, the farther away from the Buddha~~———— Feng Gong

56. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers and sisters. In retrospect, I have been rushing for more than 20 years!———— Feng Gong

57. Q: What do you like me? A: I like you to stay away from me!———— Feng Gong

58. I promise you to walk into my world, but I will not promise you to walk around in my world. ———— Feng Gong

59. I like you so much, do you like me to die?———— Feng Gong

60. I am not the people in the winter. How can everyone like lying lie?—— Feng Gong

Personal profile:

Feng Gong, formerly known as Feng Mingguang and Feng Guozhen, was a graduate of the School of Liberal Arts of Huazhong Normal University. He is a performance artist and is a teacher of the Chinese Academy of Broadcasting Arts. He is currently the head of the China Broadcasting Art Troupe, a visiting professor at the Beijing Academy of Performing Arts, a national first-class performer, and a Chinese artist. Vice Chairman of the Association, member of the Central Committee of the Chinese Revolutionary Committee, and member of the Standing Committee of the National Youth Federation. Standing member of the 11th and 12th National Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference. Standing Committee Member of the 12th National Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, Standing Committee of the Central Committee of the Chinese Revolutionary Committee, Vice Chairman of the Chinese Quyi Association, Artistic Director of the China Radio Art Troupe. In the Spring Festival Evening of 1994, "Peer Company", the 2004 Spring Festival Evening Work "The Road Love Song", and the 2019 Spring Festival Evening "Return Money" and other 16 works won the first prize of the Spring Festival Evening.